DN: I do not own LOTR or the laungugae of italian but if any of you want to give Legolas to me as a gift i would be your best friend?

AN: I have decided to not use elvish i dont know anything in elvish which i forgot is very important if you want to write elvish. Also shadowofadoubt72 said that claudio sounded mysterious and should wear a cloak because he is mysterious so me and the so called Double 00 Agent Me( the co-writer) Think it is a good idea and shall be using it.

Lord of the rings Shrimp and Lobster style Chapter # 2

~At bilbos~

Bilbo: Well come in come in.*steps aside to let them in they gladly enter*

All three: Thank you.*the two female elves take off there cloaks while the male leaves his on and it is black in color*

Bilbo: *takes there cloaks* dont you ever got hot Claudio?

Claudio:*shruggs* No. I'm i supposed to?

The blond headed elf: Claudio*in a warning tone and puts hands on hips*

Claudio: Now what did I do.

the elf with the braid: Stop playing dumb.

claudio: No thats your job Shrimp.

shrimp: *smiles* yeah i know nwo stop stealing my job.

Claudio: Im not listening*starts to humm and looks around the room*

Shrimp: Charlie tell your boyfriend to be nice to me.

Charlie:Claudio im warning you.......

Claudio: fine fine fine, dont get your swords in a knot.*turns to shrimp* are you happty Alex?

Alex: Very much thank you

merry: *walks into room* Bilbo who......ALEX!!!*runs and jumps into his friends arms*

Alex: *strains at the sudden force that hit her pretty good and hard* Nice to see you to merry.

Merry: PIPPIN!! SAM!! FRODO!!

Alex: Thats my ear.*the hobbits come in*

Pippin: CHARLIE!!*runs up and jumps into his friends arms*

Charlie: *hugs him back and is not straining for pippin is lighter then merry* hey Pip.

sam And frodo:*look at each other very evily* Oh claudio!*start to fun up to him*

Claudio: *points at them*stop!*they dont stop and jump up to him he catches them and grunts and starts to fall down on his knees* never do that again*is on his knees and gives them a hug back*

Gandalf: Well look who it is.

Alex: Hi gandalf......

Charlie: We would give you a hug and all.....

Claudio: but our hands are kind of full.

Gandlaf: Under stood.

bilbo: WOuld you like some tea?

All three elves at once: Surely.

yes short i know but oh well. remeber reiviews are ver much appericiated and i you want this story continiued you would review.

~Angel from Hell~