Magical Desk/Locker Fairy!
By, Shining Dragon
Disclaimer_ I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. I got the desk fairy idea from Demented Ferry Girl, so it's only partially mine.
Kurama was walking home from school one day when he noticed something flash by.
"Hiei?" Kurama guessed. Kurama just shrugged and kept walking. Kurama saw another flash of light, except this time a tiny fairy no bigger than his finger appeared in front of him. The fairy giggled.
"Um, hello there," Kurama said politely. The fairy flew around his head.
"Hi, I'm the magical desk and locker fairy," It said with a smile "but you can call me Sere"
"Hi Sere, if you don't mind me asking, why are you here?" Kurama asked.
"I'm here to help you clean you locker!" Sere said happily.
"No thank you, my locker is already clean," Kurama replied. Sere giggled then touched his head, Kurama and Sere then disappeared.
~*~*~*~*Outside Kurama's locker*~*~*~*~
"Um why am I here again?" Kurama asked. Sere flew to the lock on his locker. "Do you need help with that?" Kurama asked. Sere tapped his lock and the locker gently swung open to reveal perfectly arranged locker.
"Wow, this is the best I've seen so far, but..." Sere said as she spotted his books. "This simply will not do."
"What will not do?" Kurama asked.
"These books are out of alphabetical order!" Sere squealed. Kurama sighed and rearranged them in alphabetical order.
"There," Sere smiled "now for you pencils and pens, there not in color order."
"Do I have too?" Kurama asked. Sere nodded. Kurama sighed again and put them in color order.
"No!!! That won't do!" Sere squealed.
"What know?" Kurama was obviously getting annoyed.
"They all need to be two point six centimeters apart." Sere waved out a centimeter ruler and handed it to Kurama. Kurama groaned and put them 2.6 cm apart in color order. "Eek! The red one is at an eighty-nine degree angle compared to the lenth and the base of your locker!" Kurama was getting tired of this, he put the red pen its right place.
"Can I go know?" Kurama asked annoyed.
"No, we have to arrange your papers, there a mess!" Sere said pointing to a perfectly stacked pile of paper. After Kurama arranged his papers Sere insisted upon putting the pens horizontally.
"I have a better idea," Kurama said as he slammed the locker door with Sere still in it, and locked the door.
"Let me out, let me out!" Sere screamed pounding at the locker.
~~~*~~~*~~~* You guys get to vote who to annoy next. The choices are:
Hiei Kuwabara Yusuke Koenma Botan
Tell me what you think.
The original idea for the desk fairy came from Demented Ferry Girl's mom who is a second grade teacher. D.F.G. had to play the desk fairy and help clean out everyone's desk once in a while. The plot is all mine though.
Random quote:
In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Akira Kurosawa
By, Shining Dragon
Disclaimer_ I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. I got the desk fairy idea from Demented Ferry Girl, so it's only partially mine.
Kurama was walking home from school one day when he noticed something flash by.
"Hiei?" Kurama guessed. Kurama just shrugged and kept walking. Kurama saw another flash of light, except this time a tiny fairy no bigger than his finger appeared in front of him. The fairy giggled.
"Um, hello there," Kurama said politely. The fairy flew around his head.
"Hi, I'm the magical desk and locker fairy," It said with a smile "but you can call me Sere"
"Hi Sere, if you don't mind me asking, why are you here?" Kurama asked.
"I'm here to help you clean you locker!" Sere said happily.
"No thank you, my locker is already clean," Kurama replied. Sere giggled then touched his head, Kurama and Sere then disappeared.
~*~*~*~*Outside Kurama's locker*~*~*~*~
"Um why am I here again?" Kurama asked. Sere flew to the lock on his locker. "Do you need help with that?" Kurama asked. Sere tapped his lock and the locker gently swung open to reveal perfectly arranged locker.
"Wow, this is the best I've seen so far, but..." Sere said as she spotted his books. "This simply will not do."
"What will not do?" Kurama asked.
"These books are out of alphabetical order!" Sere squealed. Kurama sighed and rearranged them in alphabetical order.
"There," Sere smiled "now for you pencils and pens, there not in color order."
"Do I have too?" Kurama asked. Sere nodded. Kurama sighed again and put them in color order.
"No!!! That won't do!" Sere squealed.
"What know?" Kurama was obviously getting annoyed.
"They all need to be two point six centimeters apart." Sere waved out a centimeter ruler and handed it to Kurama. Kurama groaned and put them 2.6 cm apart in color order. "Eek! The red one is at an eighty-nine degree angle compared to the lenth and the base of your locker!" Kurama was getting tired of this, he put the red pen its right place.
"Can I go know?" Kurama asked annoyed.
"No, we have to arrange your papers, there a mess!" Sere said pointing to a perfectly stacked pile of paper. After Kurama arranged his papers Sere insisted upon putting the pens horizontally.
"I have a better idea," Kurama said as he slammed the locker door with Sere still in it, and locked the door.
"Let me out, let me out!" Sere screamed pounding at the locker.
~~~*~~~*~~~* You guys get to vote who to annoy next. The choices are:
Hiei Kuwabara Yusuke Koenma Botan
Tell me what you think.
The original idea for the desk fairy came from Demented Ferry Girl's mom who is a second grade teacher. D.F.G. had to play the desk fairy and help clean out everyone's desk once in a while. The plot is all mine though.
Random quote:
In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Akira Kurosawa
