Well this is my story on Buffy season 6. It is a spoof though and I will be doing more of these. This is the first up. In the 6th season, the Scooby gang is about to bring Buffy back to life. But instead of being in heaven. buffy's in hell.

Everyone is in the graveyard, as usual and they are doing the spell, 'cept the camera keeps showing Buffy in hell. Then Willow stops, "wait a sec," the lesbian Wicca says " what if Buffy is in heaven?" " Yeah," says Tara "I have a feeling that that is where she is." Then the camera shows hell and buffy saying "fuck people, I'm not in goddamn heaven, fucking bring me back you stupid morons!" "oh. what's that?" willow says "she's saying thank you" "no" an angry slayer says " I'm saying FUCK YOU, get the difference? Now bring me back!" "oh!" Xander says "you hear that? she loves us! Oh I feel so loved" Then all of a sudden the camera's go back to hell and satan comes in with a boombox playing cheesy porno music. "Ok, bring me back in About an hour." buffy says "Momma got some bidness to attend to.