By Chang Usagi
Co-authored by: Raven-chan and Nijuunigou
Edited for user reability by Raven-chan.
Disclaimer - Chang Usagi, Raven-chan and Nijuunigou do not own Gundam Wing or the gundam pilots/gundams/scientists/bad guys/ex princesses mentioned. They belong to Sunrise!
Chang Usagi does own the characters Hi, Kori, Kaze, and Mizu Ryu.
Raven-chan owns the character Shikari Tanaka.
Chapter Three
Drinking Games
"Is everyone here?" Duo asked as he looked round the living room. Everyone had begrudgingly given up his or her evening to find out what the braided pilot wanted.
"Ok, now what we're going to do is play a game," Duo continued, and lifted the sheet that was spread across the table revealing an assortment of alcohol.
"Maxwell what's all this for?" Wufei inquired with caution, remembering what had happened the last time he'd gotten drunk.
"Its part of the game Wu-man! I found it on the Internet," Duo answered with a smirk.
"What game is this exactly?" Mizu spoke up next, eyeing the bottle of Midori.
"Well dah Mi-chan, it's a drinking game," Kaze grinned.
Quatre watched the twins and then turned to Duo, "So what do we do?"
"Well it's quite simple. What we do is say something we've NEVER done and then everyone who has done it has a drink. Then we keep going around the circle until everyone's had a turn. And then we start again! It's really just a good excuse to get drunk and it's really funny," Duo replied.
'I don't like the sound of this,' Wufei thought.
"Ok who's going to start?" Trowa asked.
"I will!" Duo yelled, "I've never cut my hair."
The group glared at Duo and they all took a drink. They then continued onto the next person in the circle.
"I've never… warn a Hardsuit," Trowa said.
The X Team all had a drink.
"My turn!" Mizu giggled, "I've never driven a car."
Everyone else had a drink and Mizu raised an eyebrow at her twin, "You're not old enough to drive yet Ka-ka-chan."
Kaze poked out her tongue at Mizu, "Says who?"
"Me!"
"Well I did so deal with it," Kaze argued, "And it's my turn so let me have it. I've never… umm… tried to kill my comrades."
Heero, Hi and Wufei had a drink.
"Go on Q-man," Duo pushed the blonde pilot towards his glass.
"Ok, ok," Quatre blushed and had his next drink.
Kõri was next, "I've never had sex."
Everyone paused and looked at each other. Wufei cleared his throat and reached out and grabbed his glass, as did Hi.
"WHAT?!" everyone yelled at once.
"No one said I did it with Wufei," Hi pointed out and ignored the looks she was being given. "Ok it's MY turn," she went on in a loud voice, "I've never worn a dress."
Kõri and the twins each had a drink as well as…
"Maxwell! You dishonourable disgrace of a man!" Wufei exclaimed as Duo had a drink.
"Wu-mannn, it was for a mission. I couldn't help it!" Duo whined.
And so, the game continued on into the night until finally the drunken teams dragged themselves upstairs to their bedrooms.
Kaze's Room
"Hmm… Kaze, what are we doing in here?" Duo mumbled as he and Kaze stumbled into her room.
"You'll see," Kaze replied as she started kissing him.
Duo let out a soft moaning noise and Kaze pushed him backwards onto her bed. It broke their kiss and they fell beside each other laughing.
The following scene has been omitted in compliance with the PG 13+ rating ^.^ Gomen!
Kaze smiled and snuggled up close to Duo as they both fell asleep.
Hi's Room
Wufei and Hi had heard Kaze cry out Duo's name and they shared a look.
"I wonder what that was all about?" Hi thought out loud, looking at the bedroom door.
"How am I supposed to know onna? I'm not Maxwell," Wufei replied as he walked up behind her and started to kiss the back of her neck.
The following scene has been omitted in compliance with the PG 13+ rating ^.^ Gomen!
The next morning throughout Quatre's mansion there was lots of groaning as its residents awoke to their hangovers.
When Wufei woke up, he found he couldn't move. He looked down and found Hi clinging to his waist and rolled his eyes.
"Wake up," Wufei said, nudging her.
"Mmm… five more minutes," Hi mumbled.
"Hi! Wake up! I have to ask you something," Wufei yelled in her ear.
Hi blinked and her eyes popped open, "What is it?" she grumbled. She'd been having such a nice dream too. Wufei pushed a small black box towards her.
"Open it."
Hi picked up the box and popped open the lid. Her eyes widened as she inspected the ring that the box contained. It was a gold dragon design twisted around so the head touched the tail and in its mouth was a small red ruby.
"What's this for Wufei?" Hi asked as she took it out to have a closer look.
"It's an engagement ring," Wufei whispered and took the ring from her, sliding it onto her finger. "Hi-koibito, will you join my clan as my wife?"
Hi was absolutely shocked. She stared down at the ring and then back up at Wufei and cried, "Yes!" She then leaned forward and captured his lips in a kiss.
"Let's go tell everyone!" Wufei pulled her up and they walked out to the kitchen.
The Kitchen
"How is everyone this morning?" Quatre said in a rather pinched yet cheerful voice.
"Please Quat-kun, don't yell," Mizu groaned and held her head in her hands.
"Gomen Mi-chan. Here take this," he said and handed her some water and a couple of aspirin. He then distributed aspirin to Trowa and Kõri who had also joined them in the kitchen.
As soon as they'd all sat down, Kaze and Duo walked into the kitchen together with big smiles on their faces.
"What are you two so happy about?" Heero growled as he followed them in.
"Nothin," Kaze giggled and winked at Duo.
Mizu raised an interested eyebrow, "No one is this happy with a hangover unless…" Her mouth dropped open, "You didn't?!" She jumped up and dragged Kaze outside.
Quatre and Trowa blinked at each other with blank looks. Kõri rolled her eyes at them, "Men are so dense. Duo and Kaze had sex."
"What??!!!" the other three pilots yelled. Heero gave Duo a 'look'.
"You do know you had intercourse (cough) with a minor?" his eyes narrowed on the braided pilot.
Duo sweatdropped, "It's ok. We…uh… well I used protection… I think…"
Mizu and Kaze walked back in at that moment. Kaze said nothing and simply walked to Duo and sat on his lap at the table. Mizu giggled in a child-like manner and caused her twin to blush.
"So Heero… where did you end up last night anyway?" Quatre asked, trying to change the subject.
"That's none of your business Quatre," Heero looked about the group, "Where's Hi? And Wufei?"
"I don't think they're up yet," Kõri said.
"Yes we are," Hi's voice came into the room, soon to be followed by her and Wufei as they walked in hand-in-hand. "Good morning Nii-san, mina. How are you all feeling?"
Mizu stopped laughing at Kaze long enough to comment on Hi's unusual cheery mood, "Uh Hi… why are you so happy? I've never seen you this pleased like… ever!"
"Well… Wufei do you want to tell them or shall I?"
"You can," Wufei said and sat down at the table.
"Wufei and I are engaged!" Hi smiled.
There was a shocked silence for a few moments until…
"WHAT!? Chang I want to talk to you outside!" Heero hollered.
Wufei stood up from the table.
"Hi, don't you dare go anywhere," Heero threatened. Hi went pale, but Heero ignored her and walked outside with Wufei.
"I'm so dead," Hi stated and scooted upstairs before the others could stop her.
Outside
"What do you want Yuy?" Wufei asked as soon as they were outside.
"Why are you going to marry her? Why do you want to marry MY sister?" Heero snarled in an angry tone.
"I'm allowed to if I want. I… love her, so why can't I marry her?" Wufei replied in a calm voice.
"You can't because… you have to go through me to get her," Heero challenged.
Wufei paused, a thought suddenly dawning on him, "I don't believe it!"
"Huh? What?"
Wufei raised an eyebrow, "You're in love with her too aren't you? This is a laugh! She's supposed to be your sister and you're in love with her!"
Heero was taken aback, "I never said that…"
"It's written all over your face Yuy. Well you're too late now. You waited to long to make your move. Why don't you just go to Relena and leave us alone. She's with me now and there is nothing you can do to change it. In any case though Yuy, I accept your challenge. You better be ready."
Wufei turned away and walked back inside leaving Heero standing there alone.
Inside
"What was that all about?" Trowa asked Wufei when he came back in.
"Barton dõitashi mashite," Wufei growled. [1]
Heero walked back inside, "Where is Hi?"
"She took off upstairs after saying, and I quote, 'I'm dead'," Duo answered through a mouthful of food.
"I'm going. Yuy, be ready by sunset," Wufei walked off upstairs.
Wufei's Room
When Wufei arrived at his bedroom door, he saw some of his things were out of place. He instantly became suspicious and walked into the room cautiously.
"What's going on? Who's in here?" Wufei demanded.
Once he had turned towards his bed, he felt something hit the back of his head. He slumped onto the floor and heard a high-pitched laughter as the darkness consumed him.
A figure darted out of the shadows and commanded another to take him away. The person smiled at their achievement and then darted out of the room to locate the next targets… Heero Yuy and Hi Ryu.
Hi's Room
Hi had been hiding out in her room since the episode downstairs between Heero and Wufei. She lay on her bed, staring at the ceiling when she heard a very soft crunching sound. Her head shot up and she peered around the dimly lit room.
"Maxwell, if you're in here, you're a dead man," Hi threatened.
After a few seconds, she dismissed it as her overactive imagination and lay back on the bed, returning to her original thoughts.
'Why can't Heero just stay out of this? I mean I know he's my brother and all, but he needs to learn that I can take care of myself.' She thought.
Crunch
There was that noise again. She leapt off her bed to try and defend herself. Something whizzed through the air and when she looked down, she saw the tranquilliser dart in her arm.
Hi sagged down onto her knees and vainly pulled at the dart. But it was too late. The poison had started to take effect.
"Why did you do this?" she asked her mystery assailant before she blacked out.
The figure stepped into the light in the middle of the room and prodded Hi with a toe. When they were sure she wouldn't wake, they signalled the other to take her away.
The Library
After the kitchen commotion, Heero went to the library to sit down and think over what Wufei had accused him of. Did he really love Hi? He knew he loved her in a brother-sister fashion, but anything other than that didn't seem real to him.
He sat down at a table and pulled out his laptop. He started researching different types of swords for the upcoming battle with Wufei. He needed to find on he could handle and also be deemed worthy of combat versus Wufei's katana.
A chill ran down his spine. He wasn't alone anymore. There was someone in the room. The only thing he could think of to do was to pull out his gun.
"Omae o korosu."
"Go ahead and try," a voice spoke from the darkest corner of the library.
Heero fired his gun as the attacker did. Heero was hit with a tranquilliser dart and passed out.
"Damnit!" the figure stepped out holding their arm, "He got lucky. Take him away with the others."
Two other figures came out and grabbed the unconscious teen and then they disappeared.
OZ's Earth Base
When the three captured Gundam pilots awoke, they found themselves all together in a cell.
"What the hell happened?!" Hi demanded.
"How should I know! I didn't ask to be brought here," Wufei complained.
"Yeah well this is probably Chang's fault," Heero grunted and rubbed his head.
"Nii-san, that was uncalled for and you know it," Hi narrowed her eyes at Heero, "Apologize right now."
"What?!" Heero refused to apologize to Wufei, "Stuff that idea sister, and I use that term lightly."
"You always apologize to me," Hi pointed out.
"Wait, what did mean by 'I use that term lightly' Yuy?" Wufei glanced between them, "Is there something going on here that I don't know about?"
"Yes, well sort of," Hi admitted, "Heero and I are only related by law, not by blood."
"That's true. Dr J got all the official documentation done. We found out that Hi had been orphaned because of OZ and the war and I wanted her to have a family. I didn't know she had this many sisters," Heero added.
"Hai! It was a shock for them when I returned one day with three other girls and told them they were my sisters. J didn't believe it as first but then he ran a background check and found that I indeed had other siblings," Hi finished.
"Is that why you wanted to fight me Yuy?" Wufei asked.
Heero nodded.
"Well now that's dealt with, how do we get out of here?" Hi queried.
Notes:
Raven-chan: This just keeps getting more interesting. I know I've read the whole thing before, but when I edit it just makes so much more sense!
Chang Usagi: *smacks R-chan with a mallet* I'm not that bad!
Raven-chan: *coughs* Don't put money on that...
Chang Usagi: *growls and smacks R-chan again, making her fly away into the distance with a PING!* ^^; Review please!
[1] Translation - 'Never mind Barton'.
