*yawn* sorry, I haven't updated as often as I said I would. But, lately I've working on this other
fan-fic idea that hit me! can you believe that? THREE fan-fic ideas are trying to get out! There is
that one with Helga's having a new secret about herself, another one based on a romance book
called "Kindled Spark" that is really good (it's a L/B fic! My first one that isn't H/A! Yay!), and
another one that I haven't quite got working on, but it's about where Phoebe accidently lets
Helga's secret slip out, and then Helga completely ignores her. I think I know what I'm going to
call it, but I'm not sure yet. If you have any ideas for names for the one where Helga goes to the
boarding school and the one where Phoebe tells please say them in your review! I'll give you
credit for the name! Don't worry about that, I won't take ANY credit for the name, that's
MEAN!!! Oh, and to those of you wondering what happened to Rhonda and Brainy, that's going
to be pointed out in this one.
Disclaimer: I HATE DOING THESE THINGS... *pout* I don't now, and never will, own Hey
Arnold!
It was lunch time. I still can't believe that my stupid conscious was right! 'Yeah, well, your
conscious IS always right.' shut UP!!! 'I thought you weren't talking to me any more?' oh, yeah,
that's right. La, la, la, la, la, I'm not LISTENING! 'Oh, yeah, right.' I picked up my sandwich,
and took a huge bite out of it. I looked around, and saw no sign of Spike... or Rhonda for that
matter.
I looked around me, and saw that only a few of us were here. Lila, Sid, Stinky, Gloria, Arnold,
and I. "Hey, where are the others?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. Sid looked around, and
shrugged.
"I know for a fact that Gerald and Phoebe are having a make out session somewhere, but I don't
know where." he said, looking over to Gloria. "Speaking of make out..." he grabbed her hand,
and dragged her out of the room. Man, I wish Spike was here. I want to be doing that with him!
Hey... why aren't he or Rhonda-Lloyd here? And why isn't Rhonda-Lloyd with Arnold?!
Something fishy is going on here.
"Hey... Arnold? Where's your girlfriend?" I asked him, making him look up at me. He shrugged,
and looked around. 'Something fishy, nothing! You know what I think?' I don't want to know. 'I
think your precious little boyfriend is cheating on you, that's what!' NO, SPIKE WOULD
NEVER CHEAT!!!
"I don't know. Maybe we should go look for them." he said, standing up. I stood up after, and we
walked to the door of the cafeteria. We walked out, and each looked down the opposite halls. We
turned to each other, and almost bumped noses, making him blush. 'It made you blush too, and
you know it.' "Which way should we go?"
"Uh... to the girls' bathroom?"
"Helga!!!" he gasped, blushing even more. What? It's just a bathroom. He won't have to go in.
"No, no, no, you won't have to go in, I will. I'll check if Rhonda is in there, and you check the
guy's. You DO remember where it is, don't you?" I asked, placing my hands on my hips. He
slightly chuckled, and nodded his head. "Ok, good. You go check there for Spike... uh, I mean
Brainy, and I'll check the girls'. Got that?" he nodded his head, and ran down the hall he was
looking down. I sighed, and shook my head. Stupid dense football head. 'That you looooove...'
do not. 'Do so.' ah, ah, ah, I'm not falling for that one again!
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I ran down the hall to the guys' bathroom. I looked around, but didn't see anyone around me. I
really didn't want to go looking for Brainy, but, since Helga 'loves' him so much, I suppose I'll
help her find him. I finally got to the bathroom, and slightly opened the door. "Hello? Is Brainy in
here?" I didn't get an answer, so I left. I walked around for a little bit, then heard a giggle. I
looked around, but didn't see anyone. I took a few steps forward, then heard it again. Then, I
realized where it was coming from. I looked to my right, and saw the janitor's closet. (a/n: if
that's what it's called. I have no idea. I don't go to a school. I'm home schooled.) My eyes
widened, and I walked over to it.
I grabbed the doorknob, and twisted it to the side. I swung it open, and there was Brainy... and
Rhonda! I gasped, and my eyes almost popped out. "What on earth?!" I laughed, and then heard
footsteps coming towards us. I looked down the hall, and saw Helga running towards us.
"What is it Arnold?!" she called, and I looked back down at Brainy and Rhonda. Brainy had a
scared look on his face, and Rhonda looked a little scared also. Brainy was also shaking his head.
I narrowed my eyes at him, then looked back up at the running figure coming towards us.
"I found them!" I called back, sounding angry. Little did any of them know that inside I was
rejoicing! Maybe now I would have a chance with Helga. Mwahahaha! Man, I've changed. Now,
I'm practically EVIL! Oh well.
Helga's eyes looked like they had fire in them. She sprinted over here, and then skidded to a stop
in front of the closet, her arms crossed across her chest and her legs spread apart. "What do you
two think you're doing?!!?!?" she screamed at them, and they flinched. They are going to be torn
apart, looking at how angry Helga is.
"Uh... well, you see... we were just..." Brainy stuttered, and then Helga just sent her fist flying
into his face. Ooooo... that's GOTTA hurt. Heh, heh, heh, heh.
"You were just cheating on us!! When did this start?!" she raged, grabbing the front of Rhonda's
red designer shirt.
"Yesterday," Rhonda said calmly. Calmly? How could she be calm right now? Helga is about to
pound her! "If you put me down, I'll tell you." Helga calmed down a little bit, and place Rhonda
back down on the floor. "You ruined my shirt." she griped, brushing her shirt off. Helga began to
tap her foot. "Ok, ok, I'll go on. Well, after you at Arnold then ran out of the theater, and he
followed, we two were alone, and that movie is the worst movie ever. We had nothing to do. So,
I asked if I could sit with him. He said I could, so I did. After a while, we were both so bored, we
turned to each other, and asked, 'are you bored too?' we both answered yes, and he blushed.
Then, he told me that he had kinda become jealous." Helga and I gasped, and looked down at
Brainy. He was blushing harder then I've ever seen anyone, besides myself, blush. "And I
admitted that I kinda liked him. So, that's when it started." she turned to me, and sighed. "I'm
sorry Arnold, but I can help you no longer. And, I'm afraid everyone will know your little secret."
then she turned to Helga. "And, Brainy is no longer yours. I'm sorry, but he loves me now." she
walked backwards into the closet, and slammed the door. Helga lunged for it, and tried incredibly
hard to open it.
"Damn door!! Open up! I have to kill Rhonda!!" she shouted at the door. I flew forward, and
grabbed her shoulders.
"Helga! Helga, calm down!" I yelled at her. She looked at me, and I gulped. She had a vicious
gleam in her eyes. "Uh... please?" I asked, and she growled at me. I frowned, then grabbed spun
her whole body to face me. "Helga. Listen to me. Get over him! He wasn't good enough for you!
Plus, is it really worth KILLING someone and going to jail just because she stole your boyfriend?
I think not!"
"You're just saying that because you want me! And listen to me, I'll NEVER be with you!!" she
yelled at me, and I froze. Maybe she's right. Maybe we won't ever be together. I let go of her,
and just stared for a little while. She must have noticed the look on my face, because her face
softened. "I'm sorry, Arnold. We might get together someday..."
"Helga, it's ok. I know that you needed to get that out. I'm going to leave now. Bye." I said
sadly, turned on my heel, lowered my head, and began to walk back to the cafeteria. Well, she's
probably right--I'll ever get her. She probably is too upset about losing her boyfriend.
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I watched him walk back to the cafeteria sadly. I shouldn't have snapped! Ooooo... I hate myself!
'I told you that you couldn't take care of yourself. Now, he'll never talk to you again. I'm taking
over!' you're taking over? how can you do that?
Suddenly, I found myself running in the direction of the cafeteria. Hey, I don't want to go back in
there. I ran in, and looked around. Arnold was sitting in the same spot he was in before, but this
time staring at his food. I walked in, and sat down in the same place I was in before. I noticed that
everyone else, besides Rhonda and Brainy, were back.
"You ok, man?" Gerald asked, making Arnold look up. Arnold smiled sadly, nodded his head, and
looked back down. Oh, I shouldn't have said that! Gerald turned to Phoebe and I, and whispered,
"What do you think is wrong with him?"
Suddenly, we heard someone behind us whisper to us, "I know what is wrong with him." we
turned, and saw Rhonda. My eyes widened, and I shook my head. She smirked, and nodded her
head. "It's all Helga's fault. He has a crush on her. They went looking for Brainy and me, and
when they found us, Helga wanted to kill me, because I took her boyfriend." I frowned. "Well, he
tried stopping her, then she yelled, 'You're just saying that because you want me! And listen to
me, I'll NEVER be with you!!' to him. So, he's depressed." she smiled, then walked away. Gerald
and Phoebe's jaws were touching the floor.
"Arnold... likes-likes Helga?!" Gerald gasped, and looked at me. Phoebe looked at me, then they
both frowned. "Why did you say that to him? You HAD to go to your mean self, didn't you?" my
jaw began to quiver. This is horrible. Where's my conscious when I need it? 'Right here.' you're
here?! Please, help me! Take over! Tell them why I said that! 'I don't know.' come again? 'I
don't know why you said that. You're on your own!' nooo!
"I-I didn't mean to say that to him! I was angry at Rhonda at the time!" I could feel tears coming.
No, this is the worst day of my life. When I was younger I thought that if Arnold ever came back,
I would rejoice. Instead, I'm just suffering! Phoebe stopped looking angry, and gave me a
sympathetic smile.
"It's ok, Helga. Just tell him that, and he'll go back to normal." she said, and I smiled, then
sniffed. 'She's right. You should do that.' ah, shut up, and go away. 'No!' yes. 'No.' no. 'Yes!
Oh, darn it! You got me!'
I turned to Arnold, and sighed. "Arnold?" I started, softly. He looked up at me with a blank
expression. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean, or even want, to say that. I only said that because I was
really angry at Rhonda and Brainy at the time. We might end up together. Who knows?" he
sighed, then half smiled. Ah, good ol' Arnold. Can never stay in a depressed mood very long.
"Yeah, I figured." he stated, then looked back down at his food. He looked back up at me, then
completely smiled. "Helga... uh, you want to, you know... uh..." he stuttered, blushing. I gasped,
and nodded my head.
"Sure, football head, I'll be your girlfriend. But remember, I just LIKE you." I sang. 'If you're his
girlfriend, how can you just 'like' him?' oh, shut up. He smiled goofily, and fell backwards onto
the floor. I stood up quickly, and looked down at him. He still had the goofy smile on his face,
and was just lying there. I laughed, and shook my head. "Last night and today. What a record of
fainting, football head!"
fan-fic idea that hit me! can you believe that? THREE fan-fic ideas are trying to get out! There is
that one with Helga's having a new secret about herself, another one based on a romance book
called "Kindled Spark" that is really good (it's a L/B fic! My first one that isn't H/A! Yay!), and
another one that I haven't quite got working on, but it's about where Phoebe accidently lets
Helga's secret slip out, and then Helga completely ignores her. I think I know what I'm going to
call it, but I'm not sure yet. If you have any ideas for names for the one where Helga goes to the
boarding school and the one where Phoebe tells please say them in your review! I'll give you
credit for the name! Don't worry about that, I won't take ANY credit for the name, that's
MEAN!!! Oh, and to those of you wondering what happened to Rhonda and Brainy, that's going
to be pointed out in this one.
Disclaimer: I HATE DOING THESE THINGS... *pout* I don't now, and never will, own Hey
Arnold!
It was lunch time. I still can't believe that my stupid conscious was right! 'Yeah, well, your
conscious IS always right.' shut UP!!! 'I thought you weren't talking to me any more?' oh, yeah,
that's right. La, la, la, la, la, I'm not LISTENING! 'Oh, yeah, right.' I picked up my sandwich,
and took a huge bite out of it. I looked around, and saw no sign of Spike... or Rhonda for that
matter.
I looked around me, and saw that only a few of us were here. Lila, Sid, Stinky, Gloria, Arnold,
and I. "Hey, where are the others?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. Sid looked around, and
shrugged.
"I know for a fact that Gerald and Phoebe are having a make out session somewhere, but I don't
know where." he said, looking over to Gloria. "Speaking of make out..." he grabbed her hand,
and dragged her out of the room. Man, I wish Spike was here. I want to be doing that with him!
Hey... why aren't he or Rhonda-Lloyd here? And why isn't Rhonda-Lloyd with Arnold?!
Something fishy is going on here.
"Hey... Arnold? Where's your girlfriend?" I asked him, making him look up at me. He shrugged,
and looked around. 'Something fishy, nothing! You know what I think?' I don't want to know. 'I
think your precious little boyfriend is cheating on you, that's what!' NO, SPIKE WOULD
NEVER CHEAT!!!
"I don't know. Maybe we should go look for them." he said, standing up. I stood up after, and we
walked to the door of the cafeteria. We walked out, and each looked down the opposite halls. We
turned to each other, and almost bumped noses, making him blush. 'It made you blush too, and
you know it.' "Which way should we go?"
"Uh... to the girls' bathroom?"
"Helga!!!" he gasped, blushing even more. What? It's just a bathroom. He won't have to go in.
"No, no, no, you won't have to go in, I will. I'll check if Rhonda is in there, and you check the
guy's. You DO remember where it is, don't you?" I asked, placing my hands on my hips. He
slightly chuckled, and nodded his head. "Ok, good. You go check there for Spike... uh, I mean
Brainy, and I'll check the girls'. Got that?" he nodded his head, and ran down the hall he was
looking down. I sighed, and shook my head. Stupid dense football head. 'That you looooove...'
do not. 'Do so.' ah, ah, ah, I'm not falling for that one again!
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I ran down the hall to the guys' bathroom. I looked around, but didn't see anyone around me. I
really didn't want to go looking for Brainy, but, since Helga 'loves' him so much, I suppose I'll
help her find him. I finally got to the bathroom, and slightly opened the door. "Hello? Is Brainy in
here?" I didn't get an answer, so I left. I walked around for a little bit, then heard a giggle. I
looked around, but didn't see anyone. I took a few steps forward, then heard it again. Then, I
realized where it was coming from. I looked to my right, and saw the janitor's closet. (a/n: if
that's what it's called. I have no idea. I don't go to a school. I'm home schooled.) My eyes
widened, and I walked over to it.
I grabbed the doorknob, and twisted it to the side. I swung it open, and there was Brainy... and
Rhonda! I gasped, and my eyes almost popped out. "What on earth?!" I laughed, and then heard
footsteps coming towards us. I looked down the hall, and saw Helga running towards us.
"What is it Arnold?!" she called, and I looked back down at Brainy and Rhonda. Brainy had a
scared look on his face, and Rhonda looked a little scared also. Brainy was also shaking his head.
I narrowed my eyes at him, then looked back up at the running figure coming towards us.
"I found them!" I called back, sounding angry. Little did any of them know that inside I was
rejoicing! Maybe now I would have a chance with Helga. Mwahahaha! Man, I've changed. Now,
I'm practically EVIL! Oh well.
Helga's eyes looked like they had fire in them. She sprinted over here, and then skidded to a stop
in front of the closet, her arms crossed across her chest and her legs spread apart. "What do you
two think you're doing?!!?!?" she screamed at them, and they flinched. They are going to be torn
apart, looking at how angry Helga is.
"Uh... well, you see... we were just..." Brainy stuttered, and then Helga just sent her fist flying
into his face. Ooooo... that's GOTTA hurt. Heh, heh, heh, heh.
"You were just cheating on us!! When did this start?!" she raged, grabbing the front of Rhonda's
red designer shirt.
"Yesterday," Rhonda said calmly. Calmly? How could she be calm right now? Helga is about to
pound her! "If you put me down, I'll tell you." Helga calmed down a little bit, and place Rhonda
back down on the floor. "You ruined my shirt." she griped, brushing her shirt off. Helga began to
tap her foot. "Ok, ok, I'll go on. Well, after you at Arnold then ran out of the theater, and he
followed, we two were alone, and that movie is the worst movie ever. We had nothing to do. So,
I asked if I could sit with him. He said I could, so I did. After a while, we were both so bored, we
turned to each other, and asked, 'are you bored too?' we both answered yes, and he blushed.
Then, he told me that he had kinda become jealous." Helga and I gasped, and looked down at
Brainy. He was blushing harder then I've ever seen anyone, besides myself, blush. "And I
admitted that I kinda liked him. So, that's when it started." she turned to me, and sighed. "I'm
sorry Arnold, but I can help you no longer. And, I'm afraid everyone will know your little secret."
then she turned to Helga. "And, Brainy is no longer yours. I'm sorry, but he loves me now." she
walked backwards into the closet, and slammed the door. Helga lunged for it, and tried incredibly
hard to open it.
"Damn door!! Open up! I have to kill Rhonda!!" she shouted at the door. I flew forward, and
grabbed her shoulders.
"Helga! Helga, calm down!" I yelled at her. She looked at me, and I gulped. She had a vicious
gleam in her eyes. "Uh... please?" I asked, and she growled at me. I frowned, then grabbed spun
her whole body to face me. "Helga. Listen to me. Get over him! He wasn't good enough for you!
Plus, is it really worth KILLING someone and going to jail just because she stole your boyfriend?
I think not!"
"You're just saying that because you want me! And listen to me, I'll NEVER be with you!!" she
yelled at me, and I froze. Maybe she's right. Maybe we won't ever be together. I let go of her,
and just stared for a little while. She must have noticed the look on my face, because her face
softened. "I'm sorry, Arnold. We might get together someday..."
"Helga, it's ok. I know that you needed to get that out. I'm going to leave now. Bye." I said
sadly, turned on my heel, lowered my head, and began to walk back to the cafeteria. Well, she's
probably right--I'll ever get her. She probably is too upset about losing her boyfriend.
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I watched him walk back to the cafeteria sadly. I shouldn't have snapped! Ooooo... I hate myself!
'I told you that you couldn't take care of yourself. Now, he'll never talk to you again. I'm taking
over!' you're taking over? how can you do that?
Suddenly, I found myself running in the direction of the cafeteria. Hey, I don't want to go back in
there. I ran in, and looked around. Arnold was sitting in the same spot he was in before, but this
time staring at his food. I walked in, and sat down in the same place I was in before. I noticed that
everyone else, besides Rhonda and Brainy, were back.
"You ok, man?" Gerald asked, making Arnold look up. Arnold smiled sadly, nodded his head, and
looked back down. Oh, I shouldn't have said that! Gerald turned to Phoebe and I, and whispered,
"What do you think is wrong with him?"
Suddenly, we heard someone behind us whisper to us, "I know what is wrong with him." we
turned, and saw Rhonda. My eyes widened, and I shook my head. She smirked, and nodded her
head. "It's all Helga's fault. He has a crush on her. They went looking for Brainy and me, and
when they found us, Helga wanted to kill me, because I took her boyfriend." I frowned. "Well, he
tried stopping her, then she yelled, 'You're just saying that because you want me! And listen to
me, I'll NEVER be with you!!' to him. So, he's depressed." she smiled, then walked away. Gerald
and Phoebe's jaws were touching the floor.
"Arnold... likes-likes Helga?!" Gerald gasped, and looked at me. Phoebe looked at me, then they
both frowned. "Why did you say that to him? You HAD to go to your mean self, didn't you?" my
jaw began to quiver. This is horrible. Where's my conscious when I need it? 'Right here.' you're
here?! Please, help me! Take over! Tell them why I said that! 'I don't know.' come again? 'I
don't know why you said that. You're on your own!' nooo!
"I-I didn't mean to say that to him! I was angry at Rhonda at the time!" I could feel tears coming.
No, this is the worst day of my life. When I was younger I thought that if Arnold ever came back,
I would rejoice. Instead, I'm just suffering! Phoebe stopped looking angry, and gave me a
sympathetic smile.
"It's ok, Helga. Just tell him that, and he'll go back to normal." she said, and I smiled, then
sniffed. 'She's right. You should do that.' ah, shut up, and go away. 'No!' yes. 'No.' no. 'Yes!
Oh, darn it! You got me!'
I turned to Arnold, and sighed. "Arnold?" I started, softly. He looked up at me with a blank
expression. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean, or even want, to say that. I only said that because I was
really angry at Rhonda and Brainy at the time. We might end up together. Who knows?" he
sighed, then half smiled. Ah, good ol' Arnold. Can never stay in a depressed mood very long.
"Yeah, I figured." he stated, then looked back down at his food. He looked back up at me, then
completely smiled. "Helga... uh, you want to, you know... uh..." he stuttered, blushing. I gasped,
and nodded my head.
"Sure, football head, I'll be your girlfriend. But remember, I just LIKE you." I sang. 'If you're his
girlfriend, how can you just 'like' him?' oh, shut up. He smiled goofily, and fell backwards onto
the floor. I stood up quickly, and looked down at him. He still had the goofy smile on his face,
and was just lying there. I laughed, and shook my head. "Last night and today. What a record of
fainting, football head!"
