Author's Note: Okay, I know I'd say I'd update in a week, but something came up that has delayed me from doing anything fun or creative. Namely, the Spring semester of College. Math bad. So, I'm just giving this little update to tell everyone that the next chapter is for the most part written...but I badly need to edit it. So hang in there and thanks to everyone for reading my stuff.
Dot: Excuses, excuses!
Author: Pardon me.
Dot: Stop thanking them and just post the thing!
Bob: Yeah, you left them hanging. You at least owe them something more than whining about math.
Author: What do you know about it? You're fictional.
Bob: Low blow.
Dot: That's beside the point. You should at least give them an estimate of when you'll be posting the next chapter!
Author: But I don't know when that'll be. I still have to post the last chapter of my Mummy fic you know.
Bob: Are you saying you like Brendan Frasier more than us!
Author: No, I'm saying that I haven't any time for anything lately.
Dot: I never have time and I run Mainframe and HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE.
Author: (grumbles) What social life?
Dot: I heard that!
Matrix: Has anyone seen Gun?
Everyone: No!
Matrix: Sheesh, what's everyone so touchy about? Oh, hi author. You gonna post the next chapter?
Author: Okay! Everybody go away!
(to reader): my apologies. I'll have the next chapter up soon.
Dot: Excuses, excuses!
Author: Pardon me.
Dot: Stop thanking them and just post the thing!
Bob: Yeah, you left them hanging. You at least owe them something more than whining about math.
Author: What do you know about it? You're fictional.
Bob: Low blow.
Dot: That's beside the point. You should at least give them an estimate of when you'll be posting the next chapter!
Author: But I don't know when that'll be. I still have to post the last chapter of my Mummy fic you know.
Bob: Are you saying you like Brendan Frasier more than us!
Author: No, I'm saying that I haven't any time for anything lately.
Dot: I never have time and I run Mainframe and HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE.
Author: (grumbles) What social life?
Dot: I heard that!
Matrix: Has anyone seen Gun?
Everyone: No!
Matrix: Sheesh, what's everyone so touchy about? Oh, hi author. You gonna post the next chapter?
Author: Okay! Everybody go away!
(to reader): my apologies. I'll have the next chapter up soon.
