Title: Somber Solace Chapter Three: Dojo Fiasco By: yukie-chan! you can e-mail at yukie_48@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: I don't own Yami no Matsuei. That is all.

Author's Notes:

This chapter came out quite too late, not as planned. I was planning to update every other day but the pain in my hand kept coming back and refrained me from doing so. Gomen for that! Wai! I have 10 reviews and I'm so happy! Thanks to all reviewers!

Though I knew my storyline was bad, I thank those who bear with it! Also, another thing, I'm promoting if that's how you call it my new fic, 'Yakuza Mayhem'. You can read it in the ynm fic page pg-13. Well, the gist is that the summon section had to infiltrate a bar and hisoka-chan's gonna undercover as a stripper! Hehehe! Well. time to move on with the fic!

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"Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, 'soka-chan, daijobou?"

I opened my eyes a little to the dull-lit room. Wait a minute, did I just say 'room'? Damn, where am I? my eyes met playful gold ones. "Daijobou?" he leaned closer to me, closing the inches between our faces. I panicked at once, remembering that it was because of empathy that I fainted.

"Waah! Go away!" I rose from the bed, desperately reaching for the door.

Then, a cheery and manly voice spoke from behind me. "Ne, Goku, you shouldn't scare our cute guest."

Huh? Goku? Darn it, then that means I'm at their... FUCK! I was supposed to go to school! "What do you want from me?" I could feel my cheeks burning, both on embarrassment and anger.

"Sorry if we didn't ask your permission if you could rest in our place. Sanzo was a little bit sorry for the trouble he caused you earlier. So, he let you rest on his room since it was partly his fault." The man who made the earlier remark said.

"Huh?" I drew my attention from the brat and I saw the handsome man I was admiring last night. He looks better in personal. Then, realization struck me.

"Wait, did you just say that I was sleeping in his room?!" oh, how worse can it get? Of all places, in that--- that man who almost killed me? Argh! Maybe it's his plan to embarrass me or... WAAH! I'm getting out of hand!

Hakkai closed an inch between our faces. "Ne, daijobou?"

"Eh?"

Hakkai sighed. Oh, it's all your fault, Hisoka! You're so stupid, acting dumb in front of a really cute guy. "Uhm. I. I should be going now." I said, not being able to make something up.

I stood up again, regaining my consciousness when he suddenly spoke again. "Ne, Kurosaki, classes are going to end pretty soon. Maybe you wouldn't mind if we have a little snack before you go. If you're not in hurry, that is." He smiled again.

Wai! Hakkai just called me by my name! Am I dreaming? Oh, I'm such a sucker for cute smiles. So what? What's the big deal, anyway? It's only a name, Hisoka. I resist the urge to agree and go on with my cold demeanor. "Why would I? eating in the house of the one who almost tried to kill me, you gotta be insane!"

I pretend to ignore him as I reached for the doorknob. WHAM! The door burst open from the outside. "DARN IT!" I said as I nursed my nose and forehead. "Teme.."

"Hn?" came the reply of the one who entered. "You're that kid!"

I looked up and surprised to see the person I argued with. "YOU?!"

I feel my cheeks burning again. "First, you almost tried to stab me then you embarrass me by laying me down on your bed and then, you try to break my nose. Just what is your problem!?" I accused, forgetting that I'm at the house of four demons which are supposed to be in hell now.

Sanzo just kept quiet and looked over to Hakkai, "Oi, Hakkai, how will you deal; with such an incompetent and brutish brat who does nothing but lecture and accuse you of something that is entirely his fault?"

Hakkai and Goku had question marks flashing through their heads. "Huh?"

I lower my lashes as I feel my temper rising. This stupid, old goat, who does he think he is? Is that what you call 'sorry'? First of all, it was HIS fault that he wasn't looking where he's going ans second, it was Watari and Tsuzuki's fault that they didn't wake me up. Temper, temper, temper, Hisoka. Remember you're at their house now?

I just quietly stood up and slowly walked over to the door. I can sense that they're surprised by this action but I don't care. As I opened it, my eyes met red ones. Sha Gojyo. Great. This is SO great. Seeing Gojyo standing on my way didn't make things any better.

"Looking for me?" he lustfully draped an arm around me unsuccessfully as I caught his hand just in time.

"You're the last thing I need."

I took the urge to get out of this house and kill Konoe for this but he's already dead. As I stepped inside their dojo house, I hurriedly picked up my things near the door. I took one last glance at their house and the door.

SMACK

Someone with a skateboard just slipped near the door and kissed me. I was partly shocked as that someone with red hair and scars on his face, opened his eyes. He immediately withdrew his lips from mine and my eyes widen in realization: I realized the position we were in.

"WAAH!" I almost screamed as I pushed him away from me. The guy landed on his butt, inches away from me. "Ow.." he muttered.

I immediately stood up as I shot him with one of my infamous death glares. "What do you think you were doing, you pervert!"

The stranger slowly stood up and raised his hands on the air as if surrendering. "Okay, okay, it was MY fault. I was trying on a skateboard and I slipped and I'm terribly sorry."

My eyes started to wander on this good-looking stranger. If Sanzo was as kind as this man, I might have liked him. I nodded, noticing that he was waiting for an answer.

Then, he smiled. "Then, I might as well introduce my name. I'm Kougaiji." a/n: was unexpected.

WOW. What a weird name. "Kurosaki Hisoka."

"Sou ka. Well... you sure don't look like one of Gojyo's playmates, are you?"

I feel my cheeks burning again, "Do I look like anything like that?" Another glare. Well, I guess my glares can help sometimes. He sweat dropped.

Then, he leaned on the door frame and smiled. "Well, I went here to show off my new judo moves but it seems like I got more than I bargained for."

Well, who cares? I don't care why you're here, hell, all I care is that you getting on my way. "I was wondering if you could come with me and have a little snack downtown to make up for the. accident earlier."

The nerve! "As in a date?"

The offending man blushed. "Uhm. well. kinda."

What kind of answer was that? Trying to make up for his stupid, so-called 'accident' by asking me on a date! Wait.. An idea struck me. "Sorry, I can't. I have a date."

A frown. "You mean. you have a boyfriend?"

I smirked. It's payback time. "Genjo Sanzo."

His eyes widened in shock. Silence. Then he realized something. "Sou ka.. That's why you're here.you slept with him last night!"

I feel my cheeks burning AGAIN. What an ill-minded, stupid pervert!, he thought I'm Gojyo's playmate then asked me if I slept with Sanzo!

"I believe, I told you that I am NOT like that!"

"Eh?" came a puzzled expression on his face. "Ah... gome ne."

Then we were both interrupted by coming footsteps and a manly voice. "Oi! What are you doing here?" the voice from the shadows said.