Monday
7:00pm
Sacre bleu. I don't think life can get any worse. My true love is off to the other side of the world while I'm left here to wither away.
7:10pm
Phoned Jas.
"Jassypoops?"
"Oui?"
"Dave the Laugh or a Sex God? I mean, how can Robbie leave me like this? It's just asking for trouble, I think."
"Well, when me and Tom-"
"Jas?"
"What?"
"Shut up."
This is what I get for being best friends with Radio Jas.
8:00pm
Been sitting in my room pondering over the meaning of life. I may convert to Buddha again. I know my incense is in here somewhere…
8:10pm
As I was popping along to the shops for some cheesy whatsits, who should I bump into but Dave the Laugh! OhMyGod OhMyGod.
"Hi Georgia."
He gave me one of those scrummy smiles of his. He looked very sexy bananas there in the aisle.
"Er, hi"
"How is Jas?" When has he started wondering about Jas?
"She's, um, fine."
"Well, I better get going."
"Right, well OK."
"Bye then."
He looked so gorgey standing right there, looking at the floor. I had to do something didn't I? So I snogged him! I am so bad! But I bet Robbie will snog girls all the time in Kiwi-a-gogo land. He is really a very good kisser. And he did some of the nip-libbling again which is very nice. I completely forgot that I was standing in the shop aisle, and as we pulled apart I saw that we had quite a big audience! Sacre bleu!
9:00pm
DTL walked me home, which was very sweet of him. He has asked me out to the Purple Turtle on Friday. Should I go? I mean, the Sex god is sexy and all, but Dave the Laugh is sexy AND a laugh. And he doesn't make my legs go jelloid.
7:00pm
Sacre bleu. I don't think life can get any worse. My true love is off to the other side of the world while I'm left here to wither away.
7:10pm
Phoned Jas.
"Jassypoops?"
"Oui?"
"Dave the Laugh or a Sex God? I mean, how can Robbie leave me like this? It's just asking for trouble, I think."
"Well, when me and Tom-"
"Jas?"
"What?"
"Shut up."
This is what I get for being best friends with Radio Jas.
8:00pm
Been sitting in my room pondering over the meaning of life. I may convert to Buddha again. I know my incense is in here somewhere…
8:10pm
As I was popping along to the shops for some cheesy whatsits, who should I bump into but Dave the Laugh! OhMyGod OhMyGod.
"Hi Georgia."
He gave me one of those scrummy smiles of his. He looked very sexy bananas there in the aisle.
"Er, hi"
"How is Jas?" When has he started wondering about Jas?
"She's, um, fine."
"Well, I better get going."
"Right, well OK."
"Bye then."
He looked so gorgey standing right there, looking at the floor. I had to do something didn't I? So I snogged him! I am so bad! But I bet Robbie will snog girls all the time in Kiwi-a-gogo land. He is really a very good kisser. And he did some of the nip-libbling again which is very nice. I completely forgot that I was standing in the shop aisle, and as we pulled apart I saw that we had quite a big audience! Sacre bleu!
9:00pm
DTL walked me home, which was very sweet of him. He has asked me out to the Purple Turtle on Friday. Should I go? I mean, the Sex god is sexy and all, but Dave the Laugh is sexy AND a laugh. And he doesn't make my legs go jelloid.
