Inbox chapter two
Disclaimer: I do not own Lemony Snickett. I do not own any of his charecters or places. I do not own A Seris of Unfortunent Events. I do not own the US. I do not own the world. What I do own is a small, imaginary, island called East New Bonga Bonga, where all my ideas take place. I also own Trina, and anyone else who did not come from the wildly wonderful mind of Lemony Snickett.
Now for review things
Vix- I'm glad you like it
katie janeway- It's not a really big x-over, I'm not that good at them. Yet.
A. S. Snickers- cringe I'm sorry about the spelling. I'm a really bad speller. And of course it's supposed to be pointless. It doesn't make any sense. It's not supposed to.
Kilohana- I'm sorry I confused you, and I'm sorry it's so short.
daydreamer- I'm glad you decided it was funny and not bad ;-)
Kir()- I'm glad you think its funny, and Artemis never would work for Olaf. Mainly because Artemis would never work FOR someone...
Baudelaire Fan()- cringe, blush Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I am so stupid. I knew I should have checked the spelling in the books, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! (I spelled Baudelaire wrong) I promise I will go fix it, so please don't hurt me.
On with the story
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To: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
From: evilolaf@baudelaire.com
Subject: YOU SUCK!!
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU ARE A STUPID, EVIL, AUTHOR! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! HOW DARE YOU SEND THAT LIST TO EVERYONE! YOU SUCK!
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To: evilolaf@baudelaire.com
From: alwaysin@baudelaire.com
Subject: Jerk!
You Jerk! How DARE you call me a b!+ch! Go rot in he!!. and by the way, IT'S OVER! Go find another girlfriend, IF you can.
-Esme
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To: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
From: sadreporter@baudelaire.com
Subject: Olafs secrets
I'm not sure whether to congratgulate you on a job well done, or repremind you for abusing your power.
With all due respect
-Lemony Snickett
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To: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
From: randomfanficreader@baudelaire.com
Subject: Olaf's secrets
Do Esme next please!
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To: randomfanficreader@baudelaire.com
From: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
Subject: Esme's secrets
Sorry, I can only do Esme if she sends me a virus. :-(
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To: AFII@artemisfowl.net
From: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
Subject: Listen up
Hey Arty, don't join Count Olaf unless you want me to find your list of depest darkest secrets and post them for the world to see.
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To: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
From: AFII@artemis.net
Subject: OK
If you excuse my language, it will be a cold day in he!! before I work for Olaf- or anybody else. One thing though. Don't. Call. Me. Arty.
-Artemis Fowl the second
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To: inventorgirl@baudelaire.com
bigtimereader@baudelaire.com
sharptoothbaby@baudelaire.com
From: coffcoffbanker@baudelaire.com
Subject: police
You children did a very bad thing in murdering that man and I hope you relize that the police are looking for you.
-Mr Poe.
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To: coffcoffbanker@baudelaire.com
From: inventorgirl@baudelaire.com
Subject: police
WE DIDN'T DO IT!
-Violet
~
Thats all for now, I hope you enjoy it. And please review it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Lemony Snickett. I do not own any of his charecters or places. I do not own A Seris of Unfortunent Events. I do not own the US. I do not own the world. What I do own is a small, imaginary, island called East New Bonga Bonga, where all my ideas take place. I also own Trina, and anyone else who did not come from the wildly wonderful mind of Lemony Snickett.
Now for review things
Vix- I'm glad you like it
katie janeway- It's not a really big x-over, I'm not that good at them. Yet.
A. S. Snickers- cringe I'm sorry about the spelling. I'm a really bad speller. And of course it's supposed to be pointless. It doesn't make any sense. It's not supposed to.
Kilohana- I'm sorry I confused you, and I'm sorry it's so short.
daydreamer- I'm glad you decided it was funny and not bad ;-)
Kir()- I'm glad you think its funny, and Artemis never would work for Olaf. Mainly because Artemis would never work FOR someone...
Baudelaire Fan()- cringe, blush Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I am so stupid. I knew I should have checked the spelling in the books, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! (I spelled Baudelaire wrong) I promise I will go fix it, so please don't hurt me.
On with the story
~
To: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
From: evilolaf@baudelaire.com
Subject: YOU SUCK!!
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU ARE A STUPID, EVIL, AUTHOR! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! HOW DARE YOU SEND THAT LIST TO EVERYONE! YOU SUCK!
~
To: evilolaf@baudelaire.com
From: alwaysin@baudelaire.com
Subject: Jerk!
You Jerk! How DARE you call me a b!+ch! Go rot in he!!. and by the way, IT'S OVER! Go find another girlfriend, IF you can.
-Esme
~
To: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
From: sadreporter@baudelaire.com
Subject: Olafs secrets
I'm not sure whether to congratgulate you on a job well done, or repremind you for abusing your power.
With all due respect
-Lemony Snickett
~
To: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
From: randomfanficreader@baudelaire.com
Subject: Olaf's secrets
Do Esme next please!
~
To: randomfanficreader@baudelaire.com
From: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
Subject: Esme's secrets
Sorry, I can only do Esme if she sends me a virus. :-(
~
To: AFII@artemisfowl.net
From: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
Subject: Listen up
Hey Arty, don't join Count Olaf unless you want me to find your list of depest darkest secrets and post them for the world to see.
~
To: authorofthisfanfic@baudelaire.com
From: AFII@artemis.net
Subject: OK
If you excuse my language, it will be a cold day in he!! before I work for Olaf- or anybody else. One thing though. Don't. Call. Me. Arty.
-Artemis Fowl the second
~
To: inventorgirl@baudelaire.com
bigtimereader@baudelaire.com
sharptoothbaby@baudelaire.com
From: coffcoffbanker@baudelaire.com
Subject: police
You children did a very bad thing in murdering that man and I hope you relize that the police are looking for you.
-Mr Poe.
~
To: coffcoffbanker@baudelaire.com
From: inventorgirl@baudelaire.com
Subject: police
WE DIDN'T DO IT!
-Violet
~
Thats all for now, I hope you enjoy it. And please review it.
