Entry 6

Finally!

My situation is changing for the best. Thank goodness for Numenor. Ha ha. Stupid Men. They're so gullible. My evil plan is working!! Before long I'll be able to knock the Valar down from their position of worship to being worth little more than ants to the Men. Yes!! The Valar are gonna be sooo pissed. I've been trying to achieve this for centuries! Now I've succeeded! Heehaw!!

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Entry 7

Geez this sucks.

Stupid Men. Stupid Valar. Numenor got sunk. I drowned because no one had the decency to warn me. I lost my body. X-(. Thankfully my therapist, stupid quack though he is, was able to work a lot of anger out of me.

I think I'm gonna go sulk for a couple millenia.

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Entry 8

Muahahahaaa! So happy today. :-) Made 17 rings and passed them out to real dumb Men and Dwarves. I kept the coolest one for myself. Ha. Except the stupid Elves made their own. Oh well. At least now I can turn the Men into cool, evil, mindless servants. I can have a REAL Crazy 8's tournament now. No one else will play. :-(

Other than that, I love being evil.

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Entry 9

Men became Ringwraiths today. So happy. I love being evil. My therapist, stupid ignorant quack that he is, says he hasn't seen me so happy for an Age. The Ringwraiths will do anything I tell them to. Ha ha! Stupid wraiths. Being evil is sooo fun. Got cool new house too - an evil tower of doom in an evil land of doom. Got my own personal volcano of doom too. Got a cool new swimming pool too, just as good and big as the one I had in Angband, except better, because there are no stupid Balrogs sliming it up. Got lots of Orcs under my command too. V. happy. I am now a cool giant freaky Eye of Doom. I can put fear in the hearts of everyone. How's that for someone who spend way too many centuries in indignity and obscurity?

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Entry 10

The Elves are running around like chicken with their heads cut off. My Ringwraiths are terrorizing everyone. I have a huge army, pretty gold jewellry, and I won a Monopoly tournament today. Ha ha! Orcs have no luck when it comes to games. Ya gotta love it.

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