Entry 21
Brainless, addled Nazgul!! They claim that they got head colds so they can't sniff out that stu- FOOLISH, Baggins person who took MY RING anymore!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRG! DIE YOU DENSE NAZGUL!!!
Wait. Scratch that. Aren't they ALREADY dead? Oops....
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Entry 22
Nazgul sulked for ages when I yelled at them for being retarded wimps. Forced to apologize, however, in case they decided to go on strike. Also promised new uniform. They find the black ones too dull, apparently, and were thinking of a more 'in' style. As the head Nazgul informed me, "Black robes are SO last Age."
Never knew Nazgul kept up with fashoin trends, though it would explain the Sears catalogue I found under Nazgul #4's mattress.
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Entry 23
So pissed off today. Crass Balrog got itself killed off by a bearded old geezer. KILL THE OLD GEEZER!! Witless Baggins escaped again. Foiled! Why does everything always happen to ME? X-O
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Entry 24
Found out what idiotic Nazgul want as new uniform.
I'm still in shock. Fuzzy pink slippers. Pink tanks tops. Bellbottoms made of sparkly pink material. I am scared out of my mind.
But hey, if it scares ME, it will definitely put terror in the hearts of others. I'm considering it, except the Pink Riders doesn't sound nearly as ominous as the Black Riders...
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Entry 25
Gave the Nazgul their new uniforms today. Currently they are strutting around my evil tower of doom scaring the crap out of my Orcs. I oughta tell them to stop it, but I haven't seen them so cheerful for an Age. Besides, is v. funny to see Orcs run off screaming at the sight of what looks like 9 teenage mutant girls. Haha! Never mind that when they modelled them for me, I nearly ran off screaming too. Except I don't have a body, so I can't move.
Crass Nazgul.
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