Chapter 1- Gifts
All of the faithful servants of King Lancelot and Queen Kathryn gathered within the castle to hail their new princess. And the King and Queen made welcome their lifelong friends.
"Their royal highnesses King Richard and Prince Bradley of Aseria," the royal trumpeteer called through the castle.
Fondly have these monarchs dreamed that one day their kingdoms would be united.Thus on this day they would announce that Bradley, Richard's son and heir to Lancelot's child would be betrothed. And so to her his gift he brought and looked unknowingly on his future bride.
Just then the royal trumpets sounded again, "Their excellencies Sir Dumbo,Sir Blondie,Sir Curly, Sir Shakespeare and Sir Shorty"
The dwarves approached the royal throne and politely bowed to the King and Queen" Your magesties" they all said in unison as Blondie swiftly tripped Dumbo who tumbled right into the good Queens feet."Forgive me your Highness" he squeeked bowing again in apology as Blondie struggled to contain his laughter which oddly enough, sounded like the mating call of a really screwed up hyena.Then they all approached the sleeping child to bestow their gifts upon her.
"Each of us may bless the child with a single gift, no more,no less"Curly said to the king and queen who nodded their heads in approval.
"Me first" said Dumbo
"No me first" replied Blondie
"me'
"me"
"me'
"bitch"
"loser"
"skank"
"whore"
"enough!" yelled shakespeare.
"I'll go first "said Shorty stepping up to the child's basket."Little princess my gift to thee shall be the gift of height"he said with a wave of his hand.His green magic surrounded the cradle, but vanished in seconds as if it were never present.
"Me next" yelled Blondie running to the princess,on the way being tripped in retaliation by Dumbo.Standing up rubbing his nose he looked upon the princess"Tiny princess my gift to the shall be the greatest gift of all, the gift of brown hair" he said emphasizing greatest and waving his hand over the baby.This time blue magic filled the air ,but this too only lasted a few seconds.
"Ooh Ooh me next me next"yelled Dumbo running to the child."My gift to you sweet princess shall be the greatest,and better than Blondie's ...."
"Nuh uh mine's the greatest " interrupted Blondie
"No mine" yelled Dumbo sticking his toungue out
"no mine"
"mine"
"mine"
"Bi-"
"Don't start. I'll kill you."yelled Shakespeare ending their childish behavior"Dumbo continue"
"Thank you,as I was saying my gift shall be the greatest gift, I give thee the gift of intelligence"Dumbo said throwing one last look at Blondie"see better than stupid brown hair"he mumbled before he too waved his hand over the infant and released his yellow magic that dissappeared as quick as the others.
"Okay I'll go next " said Curly standing over the royal baby " My gift to thee will be the gift of beauty " he said waving his hand and letting his pink magic surround the sleeping infant.
As soon as the pink vanished Shakespeare looked upon the baby, he said" My gift,precious princess shall be an extraordinary gift only bestowed upon the luckiest of people,my gift to thee shall be the gift of eternal love"he said releasing his dazzling red magic into the air above the sleeping child. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------
Among the crowd of onlookers stood two small boys. One with golden curls and bright blue eyes. The other a pudgy little boy with brown hair and brown eyes eating a chocolate fudge ice cream wich was currently dripping all over him.
The boy with the curly hair turned to his fat friend and said " I will marry a princess one day"
"Sure you will buddy" his friend replied sarcastically "DAMN IT" he exclaimed as he dropped his ice cream on the floor.
"I will" the first boy said determined to acheive his goal."What the hell are you doing?" he asked watching his friend drop to the floor and try to finish his ice cream
" i paid fifty cents for this thing and by golly im gonna eat it" the fat boy said starting to lick the floor
"Ewww dude" the first boy excaimed making a disgusted face"thats really gross"
All of the faithful servants of King Lancelot and Queen Kathryn gathered within the castle to hail their new princess. And the King and Queen made welcome their lifelong friends.
"Their royal highnesses King Richard and Prince Bradley of Aseria," the royal trumpeteer called through the castle.
Fondly have these monarchs dreamed that one day their kingdoms would be united.Thus on this day they would announce that Bradley, Richard's son and heir to Lancelot's child would be betrothed. And so to her his gift he brought and looked unknowingly on his future bride.
Just then the royal trumpets sounded again, "Their excellencies Sir Dumbo,Sir Blondie,Sir Curly, Sir Shakespeare and Sir Shorty"
The dwarves approached the royal throne and politely bowed to the King and Queen" Your magesties" they all said in unison as Blondie swiftly tripped Dumbo who tumbled right into the good Queens feet."Forgive me your Highness" he squeeked bowing again in apology as Blondie struggled to contain his laughter which oddly enough, sounded like the mating call of a really screwed up hyena.Then they all approached the sleeping child to bestow their gifts upon her.
"Each of us may bless the child with a single gift, no more,no less"Curly said to the king and queen who nodded their heads in approval.
"Me first" said Dumbo
"No me first" replied Blondie
"me'
"me"
"me'
"bitch"
"loser"
"skank"
"whore"
"enough!" yelled shakespeare.
"I'll go first "said Shorty stepping up to the child's basket."Little princess my gift to thee shall be the gift of height"he said with a wave of his hand.His green magic surrounded the cradle, but vanished in seconds as if it were never present.
"Me next" yelled Blondie running to the princess,on the way being tripped in retaliation by Dumbo.Standing up rubbing his nose he looked upon the princess"Tiny princess my gift to the shall be the greatest gift of all, the gift of brown hair" he said emphasizing greatest and waving his hand over the baby.This time blue magic filled the air ,but this too only lasted a few seconds.
"Ooh Ooh me next me next"yelled Dumbo running to the child."My gift to you sweet princess shall be the greatest,and better than Blondie's ...."
"Nuh uh mine's the greatest " interrupted Blondie
"No mine" yelled Dumbo sticking his toungue out
"no mine"
"mine"
"mine"
"Bi-"
"Don't start. I'll kill you."yelled Shakespeare ending their childish behavior"Dumbo continue"
"Thank you,as I was saying my gift shall be the greatest gift, I give thee the gift of intelligence"Dumbo said throwing one last look at Blondie"see better than stupid brown hair"he mumbled before he too waved his hand over the infant and released his yellow magic that dissappeared as quick as the others.
"Okay I'll go next " said Curly standing over the royal baby " My gift to thee will be the gift of beauty " he said waving his hand and letting his pink magic surround the sleeping infant.
As soon as the pink vanished Shakespeare looked upon the baby, he said" My gift,precious princess shall be an extraordinary gift only bestowed upon the luckiest of people,my gift to thee shall be the gift of eternal love"he said releasing his dazzling red magic into the air above the sleeping child. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------
Among the crowd of onlookers stood two small boys. One with golden curls and bright blue eyes. The other a pudgy little boy with brown hair and brown eyes eating a chocolate fudge ice cream wich was currently dripping all over him.
The boy with the curly hair turned to his fat friend and said " I will marry a princess one day"
"Sure you will buddy" his friend replied sarcastically "DAMN IT" he exclaimed as he dropped his ice cream on the floor.
"I will" the first boy said determined to acheive his goal."What the hell are you doing?" he asked watching his friend drop to the floor and try to finish his ice cream
" i paid fifty cents for this thing and by golly im gonna eat it" the fat boy said starting to lick the floor
"Ewww dude" the first boy excaimed making a disgusted face"thats really gross"
