A/n: People have been asking me for a sequel… _ I should be doing my math portfolio work, instead of this! But, animé comes first- coz that's all I'm good at… lol… there's not a real plot here, as yet, because I have no idea what to write about! Heck, I've never experienced this, so how should I know?! This chapter is just for fun… I just want a laugh. R/R
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Gensomaden Saiyuki- don't sue me, I still wish to go to university!!
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Out of the Ordinary Stopover
For the past few weeks and months, Yaone has been hauled everywhere, to see doctors, buying things for the baby and spending time alone with Kougaiji.
"Are you sure you don't want to go to the business trip?" she asked, as Kougaiji poured coffee for them. "I'll be fine…"
"They'll be okay. I already trained Doku for this, besides, how could I leave you for a month, knowing you're 5 months pregnant?" he shrugged and handed her a mug. He smiled as Yaone looked at him doubtfully, "It's okay, they don't really need me there. Besides, these things aren't really very fruitful." He assured his wife.
Yaone leant back, and placed a hand on her stomach. Kougaiji watched her. She smiled at him, and took his hand; she placed it on top of her stomach. Kougaiji smiled, as the baby inside moved.
"Energetic…" he laughed.
"Reckless, is more like it. Like the father." She teased him as Kougaiji leaned forward and gave her a kiss.
The doorbell rang, and Kougaiji looked up.
"I'll get it" Lirin yelled, as she went flying down the stairs. "Mother?!"
Kougaiji spat the coffee and whirled around. "What?!" Kougaiji stared at Yaone who shrugged, before leaving the living room. Yaone shook her head and followed him.
"Kougaiji!" Gyokumen Koushu's voice rang throughout the house. "How have you been doing? I heard that you have a baby. Good… You are Gyumao's son."
"Hello…" Kougaiji said, warily. He bit his lip to keep from laughing. Gyokumen Koushu was wearing a very vivid red dress talk about intense... he thought. Her jewelry flashed in the afternoon sun. Those jewels will attract lightning bolts one day… or maybe blind people with it... Kougaiji thought, hiding his laugh as a small cough.
"Here, dear." Gyokumen Koushu said to Lirin, giving her a big doll, and a kiss on the cheek. Lirin raised and eyebrow and trudged up the stairs, muttering about even Sanzo gives her better things- like food- namely pork buns, while wiping her face. "I knew she'd like that." Gyokumen Koushu said pleasantly.
"Err… sit down…" Kougaiji said slowly, as Gyokumen Koushu already made herself comfortable. "What brings you here?" Kougaiji asked politely, although he can't resist raising an eyebrow.
"Just visiting. What's wrong with visiting my son?"
"Err… I'm not your son…" Kougaiji raised an eyebrow as Yaone shot him a 'be-nice- maybe-she-will-be' type of look as Yaone poured coffee. "Thanks anyway…" he said, forcing a smile.
"Yaone! How's the baby?"
"Pretty energetic." Yaone smiled, as she sat next to Kougaiji. I didn't know she knew my name… she thought.
"Where's Nii?"
"Oh, he's outside. As a driver, he prefers it there." Gyokumen Koushu said carelessly, waving a hand. Then, she went on a complete ramble about how to take care of kids, raise a family, and even maintain an 'excellent figure' after birth. She talked for so long, Yaone's jaw was getting tired of smiling. She nudged Kougaiji discreetly as she saw his head and eyelids were beginning to drop. Kougaiji gave a start as Gyokumen Koushu exclaimed that she still has to go to a very posh dinner later, and she needs three hours to get ready.
With a true smile, Kougaiji saw her through the door. FINALLY!! he thought happily.
"Ta ta!" she called as her car drove off. Kougaiji closed the door and made sure it was locked- all three locks, that is. He sighs in relief as he slid to the floor.
Yaone laughed, "Coffee, dear?"
"Something stronger." Kougaiji said weakly. Yaone came back with a glass of pure vodka and gin.
"Nice of her to drop by, really." Yaone said.
Kougaiji choked, and laughed. "Hey Lirin! Want a laugh? Get a hold of this…!" Kougaiji called to his sister, while laughing.
A/n: Lame? Yeah… just felt like bashing somebody… LOL… stupid, yeah? Minna-san, should I continue? ^-^
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Gensomaden Saiyuki- don't sue me, I still wish to go to university!!
*~*~*~*~*
Out of the Ordinary Stopover
For the past few weeks and months, Yaone has been hauled everywhere, to see doctors, buying things for the baby and spending time alone with Kougaiji.
"Are you sure you don't want to go to the business trip?" she asked, as Kougaiji poured coffee for them. "I'll be fine…"
"They'll be okay. I already trained Doku for this, besides, how could I leave you for a month, knowing you're 5 months pregnant?" he shrugged and handed her a mug. He smiled as Yaone looked at him doubtfully, "It's okay, they don't really need me there. Besides, these things aren't really very fruitful." He assured his wife.
Yaone leant back, and placed a hand on her stomach. Kougaiji watched her. She smiled at him, and took his hand; she placed it on top of her stomach. Kougaiji smiled, as the baby inside moved.
"Energetic…" he laughed.
"Reckless, is more like it. Like the father." She teased him as Kougaiji leaned forward and gave her a kiss.
The doorbell rang, and Kougaiji looked up.
"I'll get it" Lirin yelled, as she went flying down the stairs. "Mother?!"
Kougaiji spat the coffee and whirled around. "What?!" Kougaiji stared at Yaone who shrugged, before leaving the living room. Yaone shook her head and followed him.
"Kougaiji!" Gyokumen Koushu's voice rang throughout the house. "How have you been doing? I heard that you have a baby. Good… You are Gyumao's son."
"Hello…" Kougaiji said, warily. He bit his lip to keep from laughing. Gyokumen Koushu was wearing a very vivid red dress talk about intense... he thought. Her jewelry flashed in the afternoon sun. Those jewels will attract lightning bolts one day… or maybe blind people with it... Kougaiji thought, hiding his laugh as a small cough.
"Here, dear." Gyokumen Koushu said to Lirin, giving her a big doll, and a kiss on the cheek. Lirin raised and eyebrow and trudged up the stairs, muttering about even Sanzo gives her better things- like food- namely pork buns, while wiping her face. "I knew she'd like that." Gyokumen Koushu said pleasantly.
"Err… sit down…" Kougaiji said slowly, as Gyokumen Koushu already made herself comfortable. "What brings you here?" Kougaiji asked politely, although he can't resist raising an eyebrow.
"Just visiting. What's wrong with visiting my son?"
"Err… I'm not your son…" Kougaiji raised an eyebrow as Yaone shot him a 'be-nice- maybe-she-will-be' type of look as Yaone poured coffee. "Thanks anyway…" he said, forcing a smile.
"Yaone! How's the baby?"
"Pretty energetic." Yaone smiled, as she sat next to Kougaiji. I didn't know she knew my name… she thought.
"Where's Nii?"
"Oh, he's outside. As a driver, he prefers it there." Gyokumen Koushu said carelessly, waving a hand. Then, she went on a complete ramble about how to take care of kids, raise a family, and even maintain an 'excellent figure' after birth. She talked for so long, Yaone's jaw was getting tired of smiling. She nudged Kougaiji discreetly as she saw his head and eyelids were beginning to drop. Kougaiji gave a start as Gyokumen Koushu exclaimed that she still has to go to a very posh dinner later, and she needs three hours to get ready.
With a true smile, Kougaiji saw her through the door. FINALLY!! he thought happily.
"Ta ta!" she called as her car drove off. Kougaiji closed the door and made sure it was locked- all three locks, that is. He sighs in relief as he slid to the floor.
Yaone laughed, "Coffee, dear?"
"Something stronger." Kougaiji said weakly. Yaone came back with a glass of pure vodka and gin.
"Nice of her to drop by, really." Yaone said.
Kougaiji choked, and laughed. "Hey Lirin! Want a laugh? Get a hold of this…!" Kougaiji called to his sister, while laughing.
A/n: Lame? Yeah… just felt like bashing somebody… LOL… stupid, yeah? Minna-san, should I continue? ^-^
