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Many sad and lonely years passed for King Lancelot and his people.But as the time for the princess' sixteenth birthday grew near, the entire Kingdom began to rejoice, for everyone knew that as long as Hilary and Joshua's domain, ----------- thundered with their wrath and frustration, the evil prophecy had not been fulfilled.
"It's incredible sixteen years and not a trace of her, she couldn't have vanished into thin air, are you sure you searched everywhere?" The evil Queen Hilary demanded of her furbies as she paced back and forth along the cold stone floor.
"Yes your excellency" replied a green one. "We searched everywhere, we awwll did" it said gesturing at the others.
"Yea yea" replied the rest of them jumping up and down nodding thier heads.
"What about the town, the mountains, the forest?" the Queen raged.
"Yea yea, we searched the town, a-and the forests, a-and houses, and uh let me see, in awwll the cradles" the green furby replied in its high squeaky voice nodding its head up and down.
The Queen turned her cold blue eyes upon the furbies and started laughing insanely.
"Did you hear that dear, aaall these years they've been looking for a baby" Hilary said to Joshua as he entered the room and flopped side ways onto the throne, playing his blue yo-yo.
"A baby?" the evil King asked slowly, amazed at the stupidity of these creatures.
"FOOLS!" the Queen shouted at them, releasing her power, so suddenly even King Joshua dove under the table.
"Oh they're hopeless" she said turning to Joshua feeling a headache coming on. "You couldn't have just paid full price and gotten some smarter creatures could you?"
"Sorry baby." he repiled sheepishly climbing back onto his throne
"SORRY BABY?..... DON'T YOU SORRY BABY ME, YOU DIDN'T HAVE CREATE THAT CURSE BUT YOU DID.......WHY?.... I'LL TELL YOU WHY... BECAUSE YOU KNEW IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN AND YOU WANTED TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD... DIDN'T YOU?" she said storming off to the depths of her palace, but not before throwing her shoe which hit Joshua square on the forehead.
"Ow" he said rubbing his head, going into deep thought mode. "Aight, if I find the girl she won't be mad at me anymore, right?... Right." he said talking to himself.He then turned to his parrot "My pet, you are my last hope, circle far and wide, search for a maid of sixteen, with hair of sunshine gold....."
"BROWN HAIR YOU FUCKING IDIOT" the Queen yelled interupting him. "GOD CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT?"
"Right, brown hair, okay...search for a maid of sixteen with 'BROWN HAIR' ..........and lips as red as the rose, go now do not fail me" with that the colorful bird took off through the window.
"Fucking idiot" the bird cawed on it's way out the window.
"CRACK MONKEY" Joshua yelled back at him. "God I get no love around here, DAMN IT" he said banging his fist on the stone table. "OW.......... MOTHER FUCKER!"
"JOSH-Y?" the Queen called from the depths of the castle.
"WHA-AT?" he called back.
"Come here Joshy, I want to 'apologize' for yelling at you" she called back.
"Oooh goody" the King said getting up from his throne and practically skipping from the room humming 'lets get it on' to himself.
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And so for sixteen long years the whereabouts of the Princess remained a mystery, while deep in the forest in a woodcutters cottage, the dwarves carried out their well laid plan. Living like mortals, they had raised the child as their own. They called her Vicky. On this her sixteenth birthday, the dwarves had planned a party and something extra special for a surprise.
"How about this one?" Shorty asked as they looked over the different dresses they were considering making for the Princess.
"No no too simple" said Shakespeare turning the page. "That's the one" he exclaimed excitedly as he pointed to a pink one.
"Of course we'll make it blue." said Blondie.
" No yellow" Dumbo disagreed.
"Who the fuck wants a yellow dress?" replied Blondie.
"Vicky wants a yellow dress" Dumbo told him looking very confident in himself.
"No she doesn't she wants a blue dress" Blondie stated.
"Yellow!"
"Blue!"
"Yellow!"
"Blue!"
"Red" said Shakespeare stepping in.
"Well...and what are you five dears up to?" asked the Princess descending down the stairs into the kitchen.
"Up to?" they all chorused.
"Well we, umm, uhh......we want you to pick some berries." Dumbo said handing her a basket.
"Berries?" she asked.
"Yes...lots of berries" Curly replied pushing her out the door.
"And take your time" Shorty called out to her.
"But...umm...okay" Vicky said walking away from the house very confused.
Many sad and lonely years passed for King Lancelot and his people.But as the time for the princess' sixteenth birthday grew near, the entire Kingdom began to rejoice, for everyone knew that as long as Hilary and Joshua's domain, ----------- thundered with their wrath and frustration, the evil prophecy had not been fulfilled.
"It's incredible sixteen years and not a trace of her, she couldn't have vanished into thin air, are you sure you searched everywhere?" The evil Queen Hilary demanded of her furbies as she paced back and forth along the cold stone floor.
"Yes your excellency" replied a green one. "We searched everywhere, we awwll did" it said gesturing at the others.
"Yea yea" replied the rest of them jumping up and down nodding thier heads.
"What about the town, the mountains, the forest?" the Queen raged.
"Yea yea, we searched the town, a-and the forests, a-and houses, and uh let me see, in awwll the cradles" the green furby replied in its high squeaky voice nodding its head up and down.
The Queen turned her cold blue eyes upon the furbies and started laughing insanely.
"Did you hear that dear, aaall these years they've been looking for a baby" Hilary said to Joshua as he entered the room and flopped side ways onto the throne, playing his blue yo-yo.
"A baby?" the evil King asked slowly, amazed at the stupidity of these creatures.
"FOOLS!" the Queen shouted at them, releasing her power, so suddenly even King Joshua dove under the table.
"Oh they're hopeless" she said turning to Joshua feeling a headache coming on. "You couldn't have just paid full price and gotten some smarter creatures could you?"
"Sorry baby." he repiled sheepishly climbing back onto his throne
"SORRY BABY?..... DON'T YOU SORRY BABY ME, YOU DIDN'T HAVE CREATE THAT CURSE BUT YOU DID.......WHY?.... I'LL TELL YOU WHY... BECAUSE YOU KNEW IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN AND YOU WANTED TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD... DIDN'T YOU?" she said storming off to the depths of her palace, but not before throwing her shoe which hit Joshua square on the forehead.
"Ow" he said rubbing his head, going into deep thought mode. "Aight, if I find the girl she won't be mad at me anymore, right?... Right." he said talking to himself.He then turned to his parrot "My pet, you are my last hope, circle far and wide, search for a maid of sixteen, with hair of sunshine gold....."
"BROWN HAIR YOU FUCKING IDIOT" the Queen yelled interupting him. "GOD CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT?"
"Right, brown hair, okay...search for a maid of sixteen with 'BROWN HAIR' ..........and lips as red as the rose, go now do not fail me" with that the colorful bird took off through the window.
"Fucking idiot" the bird cawed on it's way out the window.
"CRACK MONKEY" Joshua yelled back at him. "God I get no love around here, DAMN IT" he said banging his fist on the stone table. "OW.......... MOTHER FUCKER!"
"JOSH-Y?" the Queen called from the depths of the castle.
"WHA-AT?" he called back.
"Come here Joshy, I want to 'apologize' for yelling at you" she called back.
"Oooh goody" the King said getting up from his throne and practically skipping from the room humming 'lets get it on' to himself.
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And so for sixteen long years the whereabouts of the Princess remained a mystery, while deep in the forest in a woodcutters cottage, the dwarves carried out their well laid plan. Living like mortals, they had raised the child as their own. They called her Vicky. On this her sixteenth birthday, the dwarves had planned a party and something extra special for a surprise.
"How about this one?" Shorty asked as they looked over the different dresses they were considering making for the Princess.
"No no too simple" said Shakespeare turning the page. "That's the one" he exclaimed excitedly as he pointed to a pink one.
"Of course we'll make it blue." said Blondie.
" No yellow" Dumbo disagreed.
"Who the fuck wants a yellow dress?" replied Blondie.
"Vicky wants a yellow dress" Dumbo told him looking very confident in himself.
"No she doesn't she wants a blue dress" Blondie stated.
"Yellow!"
"Blue!"
"Yellow!"
"Blue!"
"Red" said Shakespeare stepping in.
"Well...and what are you five dears up to?" asked the Princess descending down the stairs into the kitchen.
"Up to?" they all chorused.
"Well we, umm, uhh......we want you to pick some berries." Dumbo said handing her a basket.
"Berries?" she asked.
"Yes...lots of berries" Curly replied pushing her out the door.
"And take your time" Shorty called out to her.
"But...umm...okay" Vicky said walking away from the house very confused.
