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At the Castle
"I now bestow upon you the greatest honor a man can recieve, I now knight you, Sir Justin" Queen Kathryn said as she touched each of the shoulders of the handsome curly-haired man, kneeling before her. "And, Sir Joey" she said repeating her action to the slightly overweight man also kneeling before her. "You may rise."
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"Well Joey we're are now officially knights of the Semi-Circular Table...Now what?" Justin asked as he and Joey exited the castle to begin their new lives as knights
" I dunno" replied Joey shrugging indifferently.
" Well, I mean should we go find a damsel in distress, shall we go slay an evil dragon, or shall we ride elegantly through the town square?"Justin asked poetically staring up at the sky.
"OOH I KNOW" Joey yelled, stopping and turning to face Justin.
"What?"
"LETS GO GET DRUNK AND RUN THROUGH THE FOREST NAKED!!" Joey shouted gleefully.
"Why?" Justin asked skeptically.
"BECAUSE WE CAN!!" Joey answered persistently.
"OKAY...LETS GO!!" Justin yelled while jumping onto his white horse and watching as Joey tried unsuccessfully to mimick his actions. "MAN, WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP!"
"Justin....... what color are you?" Joey asked as he finally mounted his horse and headed towards the bar.
"Is this a trick question?" Justin asked confused while nudging his horse into motion following Joey.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------- A few hours later in the Forest
While picking berries deep in the forest, Princess Vicky began to hear strange noises. They sounded like a person singing. All of a sudden a naked man stumbled out of the bushes.
"Love me, love me, say that you love me" he sang while throwing flower pedals everywhere.
Princess Vicky looked at the man and shrieked, "Oh my."
The man then repeated "Oh my" and went skipping through the bushes leaving just as quickly as he came.
Then a voice called to her, "DAMN IT JOEY, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING PANTS." The Princess was startled but enraptured, when a tall and muscular young man, clad in only his undergarments, stumbled through the trees and plowed right into her.
"Oh My God, I'm soooo sorry" the young man quickly apologized, dazzled by her stunning beauty. "I am Sir Justin of the Semi-Circular Table of Etheria...Wow that was cool, that was the first time I ever said that...Oh man."
"Well hello Sir Justin, I am Vicky of the....ummmm... I really don't know...I just live in the forest with five little men." replied the Princess.
"Oh... well that's....ummmm...strange" Justin stated blinking rapidly.
"Why thank you...I've never heard such a compliment." said a smiling Princess.
"Ummmm...yea..well have you seen my friend... he's about yay high, naked, drunk, probably singing?" asked Justin.
"Oh...yes I have...he went that way" she said pointing towards the stream.
"Well it was a pleasure meeting you...I really should go find him before he scares away the poor innocent forest creatures" Justin said leaning in to kiss her. Just when their lips were about to meet in a passionate kiss...
"Hold me, hold me, say that you'll hold me" a drunken Sir Joey sang as he stumbled back onto the scene. "Ooh compromising situation" he added quickly turning around.
"What?" Justin asked before realizing he was laying on top of the Princess. "Oh my, I'm sorry" he said blushing and quickly scrambling to his feet.
"Tis alright...I quite enjoyed it." said a delighted Princess.
"Okay...Uhhh...Joey I think it's time we go and find your pants" said Justin leading a still blushing Joey away. "Twas nice meeting you Vicky" he called over his shoulder.
"You too Justin" said Vicky waving subconciously.
At the Castle
"I now bestow upon you the greatest honor a man can recieve, I now knight you, Sir Justin" Queen Kathryn said as she touched each of the shoulders of the handsome curly-haired man, kneeling before her. "And, Sir Joey" she said repeating her action to the slightly overweight man also kneeling before her. "You may rise."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- 10 Minutes Later
"Well Joey we're are now officially knights of the Semi-Circular Table...Now what?" Justin asked as he and Joey exited the castle to begin their new lives as knights
" I dunno" replied Joey shrugging indifferently.
" Well, I mean should we go find a damsel in distress, shall we go slay an evil dragon, or shall we ride elegantly through the town square?"Justin asked poetically staring up at the sky.
"OOH I KNOW" Joey yelled, stopping and turning to face Justin.
"What?"
"LETS GO GET DRUNK AND RUN THROUGH THE FOREST NAKED!!" Joey shouted gleefully.
"Why?" Justin asked skeptically.
"BECAUSE WE CAN!!" Joey answered persistently.
"OKAY...LETS GO!!" Justin yelled while jumping onto his white horse and watching as Joey tried unsuccessfully to mimick his actions. "MAN, WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP!"
"Justin....... what color are you?" Joey asked as he finally mounted his horse and headed towards the bar.
"Is this a trick question?" Justin asked confused while nudging his horse into motion following Joey.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------- A few hours later in the Forest
While picking berries deep in the forest, Princess Vicky began to hear strange noises. They sounded like a person singing. All of a sudden a naked man stumbled out of the bushes.
"Love me, love me, say that you love me" he sang while throwing flower pedals everywhere.
Princess Vicky looked at the man and shrieked, "Oh my."
The man then repeated "Oh my" and went skipping through the bushes leaving just as quickly as he came.
Then a voice called to her, "DAMN IT JOEY, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING PANTS." The Princess was startled but enraptured, when a tall and muscular young man, clad in only his undergarments, stumbled through the trees and plowed right into her.
"Oh My God, I'm soooo sorry" the young man quickly apologized, dazzled by her stunning beauty. "I am Sir Justin of the Semi-Circular Table of Etheria...Wow that was cool, that was the first time I ever said that...Oh man."
"Well hello Sir Justin, I am Vicky of the....ummmm... I really don't know...I just live in the forest with five little men." replied the Princess.
"Oh... well that's....ummmm...strange" Justin stated blinking rapidly.
"Why thank you...I've never heard such a compliment." said a smiling Princess.
"Ummmm...yea..well have you seen my friend... he's about yay high, naked, drunk, probably singing?" asked Justin.
"Oh...yes I have...he went that way" she said pointing towards the stream.
"Well it was a pleasure meeting you...I really should go find him before he scares away the poor innocent forest creatures" Justin said leaning in to kiss her. Just when their lips were about to meet in a passionate kiss...
"Hold me, hold me, say that you'll hold me" a drunken Sir Joey sang as he stumbled back onto the scene. "Ooh compromising situation" he added quickly turning around.
"What?" Justin asked before realizing he was laying on top of the Princess. "Oh my, I'm sorry" he said blushing and quickly scrambling to his feet.
"Tis alright...I quite enjoyed it." said a delighted Princess.
"Okay...Uhhh...Joey I think it's time we go and find your pants" said Justin leading a still blushing Joey away. "Twas nice meeting you Vicky" he called over his shoulder.
"You too Justin" said Vicky waving subconciously.
