Chapter 6
(Back at the Woodcutters Cottage)
The dwarves were hard at work creating Princess Vicky's birthday dress. Dumbo was miserably standing upon a pedestal in the center of the room, wearing a drapery of red fabric that is supposedly going to be a dress. Shakespeare was hard at work pinning material only to have the pins taken out by Shorty and rearranged. Blondie was in the kitchen cooking. And, Curly was just sitting on the middle of the entire mess complaining.
"This is wrong, this is all just... wrong!!!" Curly whined.
"Shut up" said Shakespeare testily.
"I don't think this is right" stated Dumbo miserably lifting his arms showing the oversized sleeve.
"Ummm...guys," came Blondie out of the kitchen. They all turned and looked at him. "What puts out fire?"
"Fire?..What fire?" asked Shakespeare
"The fire in the kitchen." replied Blondie.
"There's no fire in the kitchen" Shakespeare stated.
"There is now" Blondie replied heading back to the kitchen.
"Guys I think we need to use magic" suggested Shorty
"No we don't, shut up" Shakespeare said shortly.
"I second Shorty" replied Dumbo
"You don't count, we can't find your hands" said Shakespeare
"But...but...this sucks, why can't Curly do this?" complained Dumbo looking over his attire.
"BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Curly
"Could have fooled me" mumbled Dumbo
Just then Blondie strode out of the kitchen. "Ummm...guys I think I have to agree with Shorty on this one, and say that we really need to use magic" he stated.
"WHY?!?" yelled Shakespeare
"Because we have no kitchen" Blondie answered matter-of-factly.
" A few burnt ceiling tiles are no reason to resort to using magic" replied Shakespeare.
"No man, I mean there is no kitchen, it's gone, I actually burnt down the kitchen, the whole kitchen" Blondie pleaded desperately.
"God Damnit, ok, fine we'll use magic...but only this once" said Shakespeare
"Oh Thank God" said Dumbo as he, as he produced a perfectly tailored dress, on a model, in one wave of his hand.
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(Joshua's Parrot)
"That stupid, stupid fucking idiot." Joshua's parrot mumbled to itself as it flew over the forest. "I'll show him, I'll show them all. I wonder if he knows that his wife is cheating on him? haha loser. My wife's not cheating on me...wait I don't have a wife...but if I did she wouldn't be cheating on me, haha. I hope Queen Hilary gets rid of him and stays with that Orlando whatever his name is guy. I like him ..he gives me crackers. yes yes...maybe Joshua will go away and take him stupid furbies with him...and Orlando whatever his name is guy will buy smarter creatures and ..more crackers...yes yes more crackers...stupid stupid furbies...stupid stupid Joshua." Just then the parrot noticed colorful sparks flying from in between the trees. "What the hell?!?"
To be continued..
(Back at the Woodcutters Cottage)
The dwarves were hard at work creating Princess Vicky's birthday dress. Dumbo was miserably standing upon a pedestal in the center of the room, wearing a drapery of red fabric that is supposedly going to be a dress. Shakespeare was hard at work pinning material only to have the pins taken out by Shorty and rearranged. Blondie was in the kitchen cooking. And, Curly was just sitting on the middle of the entire mess complaining.
"This is wrong, this is all just... wrong!!!" Curly whined.
"Shut up" said Shakespeare testily.
"I don't think this is right" stated Dumbo miserably lifting his arms showing the oversized sleeve.
"Ummm...guys," came Blondie out of the kitchen. They all turned and looked at him. "What puts out fire?"
"Fire?..What fire?" asked Shakespeare
"The fire in the kitchen." replied Blondie.
"There's no fire in the kitchen" Shakespeare stated.
"There is now" Blondie replied heading back to the kitchen.
"Guys I think we need to use magic" suggested Shorty
"No we don't, shut up" Shakespeare said shortly.
"I second Shorty" replied Dumbo
"You don't count, we can't find your hands" said Shakespeare
"But...but...this sucks, why can't Curly do this?" complained Dumbo looking over his attire.
"BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Curly
"Could have fooled me" mumbled Dumbo
Just then Blondie strode out of the kitchen. "Ummm...guys I think I have to agree with Shorty on this one, and say that we really need to use magic" he stated.
"WHY?!?" yelled Shakespeare
"Because we have no kitchen" Blondie answered matter-of-factly.
" A few burnt ceiling tiles are no reason to resort to using magic" replied Shakespeare.
"No man, I mean there is no kitchen, it's gone, I actually burnt down the kitchen, the whole kitchen" Blondie pleaded desperately.
"God Damnit, ok, fine we'll use magic...but only this once" said Shakespeare
"Oh Thank God" said Dumbo as he, as he produced a perfectly tailored dress, on a model, in one wave of his hand.
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(Joshua's Parrot)
"That stupid, stupid fucking idiot." Joshua's parrot mumbled to itself as it flew over the forest. "I'll show him, I'll show them all. I wonder if he knows that his wife is cheating on him? haha loser. My wife's not cheating on me...wait I don't have a wife...but if I did she wouldn't be cheating on me, haha. I hope Queen Hilary gets rid of him and stays with that Orlando whatever his name is guy. I like him ..he gives me crackers. yes yes...maybe Joshua will go away and take him stupid furbies with him...and Orlando whatever his name is guy will buy smarter creatures and ..more crackers...yes yes more crackers...stupid stupid furbies...stupid stupid Joshua." Just then the parrot noticed colorful sparks flying from in between the trees. "What the hell?!?"
To be continued..
