A/N: Hey hi peoples ^_^ Guess what? It's my birth month! (I was born November 24th, 1987) Joyous. Yeah well I asked my friends to NOT put my pictures on the birthday announcements at high school. What's the use, I know they'll probably do it behind my back --; ah well, they're such wonderful friends! ^_^ Hehe. Just gotta keep waiting until the 24th of November ^_^ Yay! Almost 15, well almost. Anywayz, I Know that you guys have been waiting for this chapter for like FOREVER!! Yeah.I'm sorry. Will you forgive me? Onegai? Arigato ^^ Oh and remember, I'm not Chinese, I'm Filipino, so feel free to correct me with those language mix ups and what not. Also excuse any typos I may have as well. I'm trying to do this fast!! (Teehee, this chapter is like another story within itself. Fun, fun ^^ Oh and since I've been reading the Miracle worker in class, I decided to write this chapter like a play script XD Enjoy! )



Sheng Xin (Sacred Heart) Chapter 22: Iron Chef!! Card Captor Sakura STYLE! (Part I)

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"Mittei Mittei!! It's Sakura-chan!"

"eh? You're right."

"Oi, what channel is this?"

"Not sure, the Chinese Food Network I believe."

"Honto ni?!"

Syaoran nodded.

Tomoyo squealed. "Wahh! Kaga-san has been replaced! And he was my favorite guy too! Ara? Eriol-kun?! He has taken Kaga-san's host spot? Usso! Demo kawaii!!!"

Syaoran tilted his head. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Hush kudasai. The battle music is playing! We must watch quietly."

Syaoran sat on his living room couch with confusion.he had nothing better to do. Alas, he came to watch Iron Chef.

[TV SCENE]

Eriol: And now ladies and gentlemen, a VERY special Iron Chef episode, brought you by the proud youth of Asia! I present to you, the IRON CHEFS!!!

Meiling as that one guy whose always stating the obvious during the battle; a.k.a Ohta-san: And now the Iron Chefs! Iron Chef French! Hiroyuki Sakai!

[Camera focuses on Sakai-san]

Iron Chef Chinese, Chen Keniichi!

[Camera focuses on Keniichi]

And Iron Chef Japanese, Masuharu Morimoto!!

[Camera focuses on Morimoto then backs out revealing all three Iron Chefs behind their corresponding background pictures of themselves.]

Meiling: Ara, ara. But today's episode is very special because instead of having our iron chef's battle, we shall have Asia's youth representatives cook in their place!! Representing Iron Chef Chinese, Li Wu-Ming of the Li clan!

[applauding]

Representing Iron Chef Japanese Kinomoto Sakura of Toemeda city!

[more applauding]

And Iron Chef French, will be represented by-[with a panicking freaking out tone] eh? What do you mean we have no Iron Chef French representative?! I mean, we all know Hiroyuki is like the best, his representative being here is a MUST!! (A/N: just so you know, Hiroyuki Sakai is my favorite Iron Chef ^_^) Well?! Where is he?

Wu-Ming: [in a low stoical tone] I disposed of him.

Meiling: What do you mean you 'disposed of him' ?

Wu-Ming: Exactly what I meant, he's gone.

Everyone in Kitchen Stadium a.k.a lucky Cat Chinese Restaurant: You Killed him?!

[OUT of TV SCENE]

"Kami-sama! Did you hear that Daidouji-san?"

Nod nod. "We just can't sit here and watch. It's wrong. Besides.I'm hungry."

Syaoran sweat dropped. "You know where this place is?"

"MmmmHmmm. I've been going out to that restaurant for the past month for lunch. It's near the Daidouji toy warehouse."

"Let's go then."

Tomoyo smiled mischievously. "Indeed."

[Back to TV SCENE]

Wu-Ming: Of course not. He's just in the way. This battle is supposed to be between Kinomoto and ME!! No one shall interfere!! [In a more threatening voice] Just you watch!! You will not be able to match my elite cooking skillz!!!

Meiling: [pause] Well who was the supposed Iron Chef French representative?

Wu-Ming: Dunno.some scrawny boy, kinda tall, black messy hair. He kept mumbling some nonsense about Turkeys and where the originated from. He said 'Turkeys originally came from Canada's great and harsh snow covered Yukon! Then they migrated to America for their religious freedom from the spiteful penguins who have always wanted to fly!' Now that I think about it, he never opened his eyes..

Meiling: [pondering in question] A thin boy, black hair, speaks of nonsense and never opens his eyes? O_O Masaka?!

Sakura and Meiling: [simultaneously] Yamazaki-kun?!

Muffled voice behind Meiling and Sakura: Hai?

Sakura and Meiling: Eeeeek?!!!

Meiling: Where the hell did you come from?!

Yamazaki: From underneath the counter. [points and smiles]

Everyone in Kitchen stadium: [sweat drop]

Meiling: [whips out a "Sana-mallet" (A/N: I am a MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA Kodomo no Omocha fan!! Teehee. Must watch that show, if you haven't seen it, you haven't lived ^_~)]

Chiharu: [Pops out of nowhere and smacks Yamazaki in the head with a mallet of her own] Don't be making lies again!! Baka!! [Begins to drag him out of the stadium room. Pauses. Smiles.] Oh and, excuse us. [Leaves.]

Sakura: [sweat dropping] Anou.Ming-san, just so you know, the Iron Chef show doesn't work that like. Even if you got rid of French representative- san, the Iron Chefs never challenge each other. A challenger challenges the Iron Chef to test his or her skills against him or her so that they can feel that they prove their skills as an honest to goodness chef.

Wu-Ming: Usso. Really? Hrmm.well who is the challenger?

Challenger:[raises her hand] Kon ban wa Minna-san!

Sakura and Meiling Simultaneously: Tomoyo-chan?! O_O

Tomoyo: Hai! ^_^

Meiling: You're not supposed to be here! I thought we got you to stay home or else you'd be all like 'KAWAII!!!!' Then continue taping Sakura and interrupt the battle. Like last time. At least this time we can put up on TV. Heehee, and on cable too! [makes suspicious squinting eyes] Who gave her the slip?

Tomoyo: No one did. I came.I came because I have information to reveal to the world!! Err.those watching us on cable TV!

Meiling: And what would this information be?

Tomoyo: [raises her hand high out in the air which is holding a video tape!] I have the evidence to shock the Li Clan!!

Syaoran: [shock] Please gaud no, not baby pictures.-.-;

Sakura: baby pictures?! [gasp] LEMME SEE!!!

Tomoyo: Uh.I don't have those. Syaoran: [in relief] good.

^^;; (--A/N: [I wanted to see those too!]

Eriol: [cough] Ahem, let's get on with this show. We're only allowed to use 60 minutes you know-and that counts commercials too.

Sakura: Gomenasai.

Tomoyo: Demo!

Eriol: Not now..

Tomoyo: [was about to pout but keeps her composure.after all, she's Tomoyo. She thinks all mischievously.giggles a slightly insane laugh]

Eriol: Okae, well where is our real challenger?

Silence.

Meiling: [gives a sideways look at Ming] Don't tell me you disposed of him too?

Ming: nod.

Syaoran: Is that even allowed?

Eriol: [next to the real Kaga. They both shrug.]

Meiling: So what do we do? We need a challenger. And by that someone who can take on the Iron Chef representatives. [Hrmmmz.smirks maliciously. Looks at Tomoyo]

Tomoyo: [smiles back. She and Meiling then look at Syaoran.]

Syaoran: [his eyes are wide open in a sort of fear.] No.

Tomoyo and Meiling: Yes.

Syaoran: [shakes his head and flails his hands] NO!

Meiling and Tomoyo: YES! [Drag Syaoran into the kitchen area.] Here is your challenger! ^_^

[^_^ A/N: I just HAD to do that ^_~ and hey, you BETTER be reading my author's notes, they have importance to this story!! ]

Sakura: [sweat drops]

Eriol: Very well. Challenger, which Iron Chef representative do you wish to battle?

Syaoran: Neither. --;

Eriol: Tough, you must cook against them both. [smirk] You cannot allow your bride to be to be unable to cook better than you. So, you must cook and compare meals! Together!

Meiling: And with these turn of events, who knows what will happen in Kitchen Stadium?! A finance must battle both his fiancées! Who will cook better? Who shall become the spouse with great cooking abilities?! What the heck is the main ingredient?! Find out next time on Iron Chef Card Captor Sakura STYLE Part II!!

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Preview of Next Chapter:

Syaoran: Say what now? The chapter's over already? Sakura: What a relief. Meiling: The author left off at another cliff hanger deshou? Lady Ai:[nod. Nod.] Tomoyo: [pokes the author] So what's going to happen in Iron Chef Card Captor Sakura Style Part II? Lady Ai: I have no Idea.I never actually plan this uh.thing. I have this general ending plot.but I never really thought about the stuff in- between.basically chapters 5 up 'till now have been absolutely spontaneous. Yups, that's right. I'm sorry, but yeah.I think I remotely have an idea. It includes Miso Soup, Fried Rice, and lots of Cooking Master Boy fun ^_^ Yummy.

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A/N: Okae? Are you satisfied now? A LONGER chapter just as promised ^_^ Heehee. This better sustain you for a bit-until my Thanksgiving break or something.. I'm not totally sure when I'll get the inspiration to write again. It turns on and off you know. Oh and I know the characters are beginning to become a little OOC.okae.Maybe A LOT OOC. What's OOC you ask? (if you don't' know) OOC is Out Of Character. But personally I think it's nice just for these few times, after all, it's a fan fiction story right?! Just so you know, most of my odd problems have been solved-with the exception of my internet service provider taking my internet away from me for a week! . That was SOOO not cool. Hehe. Oh well, wish me a happy 15th I suppose.^_^ give me a Birthday present too ^_^ You know my address deshou?

Sana_Hayama87@hotmail.com

I may just change my pseudonym to Sana_Hayama-maybe not.hehe. you know where to find me though O_O LOL. Don't worry about it, I'm just playing. But do feel free to send a Happy Birthday my way, I don't much of those.at home. I'd really appreciate it-and I JUST might release chapters MUCH faster-like even FINISH the story, 'cuz everything gotten hectic again you know. (4 by 4 classes which means I take finals twice a year instead of a mid-term and a final. It's insane! Which is also fun because I get 4 totally new classes when I come back from Christmas break. I love high school ^_^) Oh and just to mention, it's my OL "daughter's" Birthday today ^^ (A week before my own birthday.she's also older than me ^^; LOL, expected I supposed.Say happy birthday to Xiao-Ying in #Ssforever @dalnet/aniverse too!)