Um this is just for fun I will not post new chapters on this none of these Charectes belong to me

Who they belong to

Jack, grey and max: Natsume
Bin Laden : god only knows
One Day Jack Was minding his own business, when all of a sudden he heard an explosion.
Max was barking, and Jack looked to see what he was barking at. The World Trade Silo (WTS) was on fire!
Yes, Jack named it that.
"KYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Jack screamed. He ran to the small pond and filled the watering can.
Max filled up too. Jack started throwing the water on the flames, and Max took a little whiz.
All of a sudden, a man with a beard, and a hat worse than Gray's hopped down.
He brushed himself off and said, " Hello, I am Osama bin Laden. I have come to kill your families,
pillage the town, destroy your crops, and to buy some detergent."
Jack fell over. He got up and got his tools.
"One, we don't have detergent, two, I like my potatoes, three, I don't believe you're a Viking, and four,
the men in this village are pretty strong, except Jeff," Jack said.
"Ahh. Then bring it on, man!"

***RPG MODE***
Jack:4,000 HP
Max: Maybe 4 or 5 HP
Laden's Body: 2,000 HP
Laden's Beard: 3,000 HP
Laden's Brain: 2½ HP
Total Laden: 5,002 ½ HP

Jack: Scythe Attack!
Critical hit!
Jack sliced Laden's Beard Off!
Laden's Beard has fainted!
Laden: Terrorist attack!
4 or 5 Damage
Max has fainted!
Jack: Hoe Attack!
500 Damage
Laden: WTC is falling down, falling down, falling down, WTC is falling down, my fair lady Attack!
WTC fell on Jack!
3,999 Damage
Jack: Heal attack!
Jack attacked himself!
Jack healed!
+ 3,999 Health
Laden: Soul Eater attack!
Laden ate his own soul!
Laden doesn't have a soul!
Attack Failed!
Jack: Sha na na na, na na na na na, Get a job Attack!
Laden Got a Job.
Sha na na na, na na na na na.
Laden works at McDonalds.
Laden: McNugget Attack!
Jack ate Nuggets.
Failed Attack!
Jack: Fire Attack!
Laden was fired.
Being fired took up Laden's turn.
Jack: Kamehameha Wave Attack!
Ka.....Me........Ha.........Me........HAAAAAAA!!!!!
A lot of Damage!
Laden's Body has fainted!
Jack: Tap attack!
2 ½ Damage!
Laden's Brain has fainted!
Jack has won!
***RPG MODE OFF***
"That was easy..." Jack said.
Max finally woke up.
"Hi Max. Your dinner's ready...." Jack had an evil grin as he
looked at bin laden...........