Tell-Tale Clippers (Part 2)
By Mizuno with Eikyu as feature writer

Bla bla! Mizuno made me do this! Ya ya! Ok!
*ahem* "Mizuno is a wonderful, authoring goddess
with superb writing talents and-" - -;; Ok...
let's skip a few pages here.. *flips over about
75 pages* Er... *flips over 40 more pages* Oh, forget
it! What Mizuno wanted me to tell the world was,
listen closely to this, THIS ISN'T MY STORY!!! Yes, I helped
her write it, edited it, typed it, posted it, all that.
But I believe people think that since it was *my* account
started, it was all *my* idea. I helped, but it's Mizuno's
plot. I merely helped an internet-less person. *sigh*
Thank you. Oh, and to clarify, I didn't help her write
the second half down there. Yeah.

-Eikyu

PART 2

I created so much ruckus, that our neighbors, Lina Inverse,
Mr. Spoon (sound familiar?), and, er.. Haruka... rushed to
see what the commotion was. I breathed deeply precisely
145 times, then answered the door. I was acting totally
innocent.

"Nooo problem here." I assured them, then, as they turned to
go, I pulled them all in. (Except Mr. Spoon, who slipped through
and ran to Mrs. Knife and Mr. Clippers, who was missing! But that
my friends, is a different story-or is it?!) I wanted to prove
I was perfectly innocent so I led them around the house.

"So, where's Mamoru?" Haruka asked. So Sly.

"With Usagi," I said indifferently. Even though it was not true,
it could have been and I smiled evilly. He would never touch again,
unless he somehow turned into a knat and followed her. Hey, Taiki
did it to me once.

"No, he's not," Usagi was there! Mizuno was better, I guessed.
(Or maybe moondusted?)

I gasped, "An affair!" I cried, and tried to land gracefully on the
bed where Mamoru had been. Instead, I hit a chair, table, bed, sink,
vase, and finally, after a window, the floor. Well, the fall worked
out better than the last time... I suddenly realized something had
poked my booty, so I plucked it out with an, "Oh! Ow! Mommy!"
(So Manly..)

It was Mr. Clippers!

I screamed! He was talking to me through his gnarled pincers!

"What's wrong?!" the others shouted.

I flung Mr. Clippers away, sobbing. "Trouble me no more!" I yelled
and Haruka kicked me...hard. "What the hell is your problem?!"

A lock of hair, raven black, was discovered on the pincers. Usagi sniffed
it. "Mamo-chan!!" She yelled, then fainted gracefully on the bed.
I hate her, I think.

"It was the big nose's fault!" I screeched.

But Haruka shut me up quickly when she put the clippers on my head.
They began nibbling on my gorgeous hair. I screamed, did ballet,
everything I could think of, but Mr. Clippers just nibbled away.

And this ends the tail... er... tale, with a dead Mamoru, a coma-
stricken Usagi, a bald Seiya, and Haruka... well, Harkua was
and will always be Haruka.

AMEN

Disclaimer:Sailor Moon and all related characters are property
of Toei, Kodansha, Naoko Takeuchi, and all other companies
involved. Lina Inverse belongs to someone, and Tell-Tale Heart
belongs to a different someone.