Disclaimer: No! No! No! I don't own any Slam Dunk whatever!!! If I do own them then I wouldn't be writing fanfics in the first place!!! They belong to Takehito Inoue for God's sake!!! And the title belongs to a basketball team in my school....they wouldn't mind me using it. They don't have a clue!!! :p
~*~*~Cruising for Love~*~*~
By: ChinaEyes
Chapter 1: The M.P. (The Mazta Plan)
"This is supermegawonderfulultrafantastic!!!" Sakuragi said in awe as they stared at the beautiful ship in front of them. Wringing his arms as the wind blew his colorful Hawaiian shirt, matching his shorts.
"Yup!!! We're gonna have lotsa fun!!!" Mitsui couldn't help but agree as he push his four Armani luggage with his left foot. He was sporting a sleeveless shirt, as to show his well-built muscles, a khakis shorts and a pair of sunglasses (Gucci).
"10 straight days of fun and relaxation. Aaaaaah....." Ryota looking absolutely funky in his hand painted shirt and white shorts.
"............" Rukawa stared at the incredible ship, wishing he was still back at home asleep on his faithful bed. He made no effort whatsoever in this trip. The rest of the boys had gone and changed their whole wardrobe, only Rukawa settled for plain shirts and shorts.
The whole place was swarming with girls wearing baby tees, tube tops, spaghetti straps and halters complete with matching sandals and sunglasses. Tanned, fair-skinned, tall, short, fat, sexy, slender, thin, curly hair, straight hair, blonde, red and brunettes. All of them cute. Exceptionally cute. All of them going to the cruise.
"Wow. See those babes...." Mitsui peered through his shades.
"The only thing left to make this cruise perfect..." Miyagi agreed.
".......girlfriends!!!" Sakuragi shouted.
"You guys forgetting something ?" Mitsui asked Sakuragi and Miyagi who were chortling.
"What is it?"
"Nope...I brought a suntan lotion, a pair of shades, a towel, Discman, what did I forget, Mitchi???"
"Not that! Peabrain!!! Does the name Ayako and Haruko ring any bell to you?"
"Well....There not here anyway...so............" Miyagi said, grinning.
"When the cat is away the mouse will play!!!" Sakuragi slap Miyagi at the back and laughed like maniac.
Rukawa rolled his eyes in disgust as the three made they way to the register, now positively howling.
"I really should have stayed home ......."
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The foursome entered the ship and their jaws dropped at the sight of the interior. It was splendid. It was like a hotel inside complete with paintings and sculptures displayed on the side of the ship.
"Hey guys! Wanna go to the mixer?" A blonde haired guy shouted.
"Mixer? You mean the party?"
"Yeah, what else? It where people on board get together...."
"I heard they serve delicious delicacies...."
"Alright! What are we waiting for?"
"Lets go!!!"
Rukawa looked around the table. The mixer was filled with over-excited people, everyone jumping, laughing, dancing, singing....It's driving him mad.
"Why did I come to this God forsaken place anyway?"
As if another voice filled his head and answered, "Because your father insisted......he just wants you out of the house.... out of his way........"
Recalling the argument with his father made his head hurt......the music was pounding in his hears.....
The next thing he knew, he was fast asleep on the table.
"Hey! Ryota! Look!
"There's some sort of stores down there!"
"Cool! A floating mall!!!"
"Maybe they even have a basketball court here somewhere........"
"Yeah, lets go and ask....."
"It will be the ideal opportunity to settle our scores! What do you think, kitsune?" Sakuragi turned hoping to find Rukawa's pale face and a death glare.
"Where's Rukawa?" He asked the others.
Mitsui and Miyagi diverted their gaze from a sports shop and looked frantically for the kitsune.
"Nope, he's not here......."
"I think we've lost him....."
"Damn it........"
"Maybe he's still in the mixer......"
"Yeah, better check it out......."
"My...my...how gross is that?"
"Look! Look! Eeew...."
"And he was somewhat cute..."
"His drooling! What a baby!"
"What a turnoff!"
About half the people attending the mixer was now crowding over the sleeping Rukawa. Everyone whispering and muttering at this strange sight......
Soon the noise started to wake him up.......
He stired and everyone gasped as if he was an alien coming out of its incubation pod.....Rukawa stared at the sea of faces, he looked down at them, "No one dare disturb my sleep!" he proclaimed and aimed a punch at the nearest person he could get hold off.
Several girls screamed and a lot had decided to take refuge under the table. The guys started to attack Rukawa all together but to no avail. He was just too strong and too tall....the DJ stopped the music and the mixer started to crumble as everyone panicked......
The boys peeked into the room and gasped at what they saw. Seemingly dead bodies laid on the floor all tables were overturned, the streamers and banners were ripped and there in the middle of the chaos stood Rukawa............holding the sleeves of the poor DJ up in one arm.
"RUKAWA!!!"
Dragging a half-asleep cold blooded kitsune was proved be a feat. Sakuragi had to take hold of both Rukawa's long legs just for it to settled down. Miyagi had uttered an apology to the people who were unfortunately, injured. They reached their cabin and set Rukawa on the bed, but he slumped back to the pillows and had fallen asleep once more.
"What should we do about this?"
"Now the girls are going to think we are just like Rukawa!"
"How embarrassing......"
"Now, I'm never going to have a girlfriend!"
Mitsui sighed and scratched his head, thinking hard. "We better come out with a plan-FAST!"
"Hey! Why don't we chuck the kitsune out in the sea?" Sakuragi cried.
"And lose our ace player? You're nuts..." Miyagi shook his head in disapproval.
"Drop him off an island?"
"Let him be eaten by sharks?"
"Sakuragi! You're not helping!" Mitsui cried desparately.
"If we can't come up with an idea now, we will just have to lock Rukawa in this cabin 'till the cruise is over." Miyagi said with another sighed.
"Aha!" Sakuragi jumped so suddenly that both Mistui and Miyagi started. Rukawa stirred dangerously on the bed.
"I have an absolutely insane idea! Do you want to hear it or should I just shut up?"
"Alright: spit it out...."
"The mazda plan: Find a girl for Rukawa, therefore keeping him busy and getting him off our ass!!!"
"Er-Sakuargi? Finding a girl for Rukawa is like trying to get Ryota to do a Windmill!"
"Well-we could try......."
"It's the best plan yet....so.....all in favor?"
"Aye!!!"
~*~*~Author's Notes~*~*~
Hello....exams are here so I didn't have time to post this. Slow update. I'm also trying to get my other fic finish then I can concentrate on this one...Windmill, if you may ask, is kind of a dunk, though I can't explain in full detail. I only got it from my brother... My grammar is still as horrible as ever, if I have time I shall edit. Got suggestions? Review pleez!!! Kind of OOC here but it may do, right? Can't really imagine Sakuragi helping Rukawa...
Next chapter upload: depends on the reviews really....
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