INVADER ZIIIIIIIIIIM!!!

my very own fanfic...YAY!!!

for those who stumble on this and wonder...hey!! aren't you supposed to finish that other fanific u started a YEAR AGO???
the answer is....YES!! but...i'll do that later...sry. Shattered Dreams will have to wait. FOR ZIM COMES FORTH!!!


When i saw the episode about Tak, i jus couldn't help the ideas pore into my head. What can I say? me=hopeless romantic.

ENJOY!!!

Squirrels and a Taxie cab....WHAT DOES IT MEEAAAAAAAAAAN????





Chapter 1



"Alien!!! ALIEN!!! I know...you know...heck the mailman knows! Why HIDE it Zim??? Thirty minutes from now, your guts will be ALL over an operating table in area 51!!"
"Foolish human slab of hair and meat!!! You know you can't defeat ME!!....you don't even know how to operate a Voot Runner, slime monkey!! Wait, the mailman knows?"

Far out in the reaches of Jupiter's moons, two Irken ships collided in a hidious dogfight where only the biggest idiot...er...i mean superior species would survive. Dib, a strange funny big headed kid had stolen a battle ship from wannabe would be invader...ZIM!!!
But even though higher incompetance was on Zim's side, they were both in IRKEN ships, Dib knowing nothing of and learning nothing fast. Needless to say....Zim had the upper hand.
"Watch now, DIB!!" carefully manipulating Irken control modules, Zim hacked into the other ship's main frame, causing it to plumet towards one of the various moons on which they fought.
"What? What are you doing?? You'll never get away with this Zim. You....oh crap." The craft crashed head first onto a moon, causing the pilot to be knowcked unconcious.
"Yes Dib...you're in DEEP crap now!"

Dib awoke in a strange, glowing tube, in a place unknown to human existance, deep underground the city.
"MUAHAHAHA! What are you going to do NOW earth stinkboy? Your lack of inteligence makes me laugh. Here I go. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

*blink blink* Dib carefully studied his surroundings..."Hey, you get new wallpaper?"
"Yeah, yeah," said Zim, yawning as he typed in some commands.
*scratch scratch* "Hmm, and I thought your stasis pods were green."
"Yeah, I thought it was getting a bit drab. And you seemed to get little bored with it"
"Hmm...hey, is that a stolen hotdog stand in the corner?"
"Uh, well...funny story...see Gir was...wait a minute! What am I talking to you for?? I have special PROBING to do! MUAHAHA!!" Zim unsheathed a various number of spiked thingys and rikety doodads. Sparks flew as he activated his probing lazer. "And now, to unleash screaming doom!!"
Dib was slammed onto an operating a table, strapped down and ready for slicing. The lazer drew closer and closer...slightly burning of the hairs on his skin as Dib screamed. "MUAHAHAHA!!"
*BAM!* "Huh?"
The main door suddenly burst open, an ecstatic Gir flew out.
"Bouncy, boucny, bouncy!! We be havin a guest master!" Gir shouted and jumped around, causing chaos in the lab. With a kick he spilled Zim's "poop" drink all over the floor.
"Oopsy!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!! My poor, poor drink! WHY?? WHYYYYYYYYYY? NOOOOOOOOOoooooooh well."
Gaz walked in with the usual grim look on her face. "C'mon Dib, you need to be home by eight, dads bringing guests. The Ukrainian presidents or something. Stop playing with Zim and lets go."
She unstraped Dib through Zim's horrifying screams of...horror.
"WHAT are you DOING human pig!?! GIR!! Why did you let her in?!? Our is supposed to be a SECRET ONE! Not public, SEEECRET!!! GIR, DESTROY THEM!!"
Eyes flashing red, Gir came to attention. "Yes master!!" His head opened and weapons poured out, turrets, lazer cannons, decimators, flablifyers, magnifyers and various "shocking" weapons.
"I will do as my master wishes. Prepare to be..."
Gaz lifted Dib's unconcious body up and walked back to the warp tunnel. "Gir, help me get back up."
"OOOOKEY!!"
Gaz, Gir and Dib traveled up the tunnel as Zim smacked his head in frustration. By the time he catched up with him, both the humans were gone and Gir was watching Crazy Monkey.
"GIR!!! Why do you keep doing that?!? I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET HUMANS IN!! I'm so MAD I could...I COULD...ah well, angry monkeys on..."
He sat down on the couch, grabbing a snack pop on the way.
"Whats happening"
"Angry monkey...monkey angry."
"Ahh, that monkey...."

Suddenly a cold breeze. A flash. A shudder. Zim barely noticed and had little time before it was too late. Those cold hands suddenly wrapped around his head from nowhere. Gir was down on the floor...in pieces. That cold breathe. That wicked laugh. She breathed with excitment as Zim screamed in pain. "I'm baaaaack!"

Zim's secret base was in tatters. He'd put up a desperate fight, the computer came to his aid, but had little avail. It was infected imediatly and Zim AND his base were soon at her mercy. Yes. She was back. Tak was back....and this time for vengeance...

Zim was slammed against the wall. He was nearly unconcious. Tak battered him again and again. She laughed her wicked laugh as she pinned him to the slashed remains of Zim's old couch. Zim breathed raggedly as Tak's cold hands pressed against his body.
"Wha? Who? Gir? Where are you? What the...."
"HAHAHAHA!! Pitiful, pitiful Zim. Didn't expect my coming back, did you? Your incompetance stopped you from ever even concieving my return to bring you my impending dooooom! It is I! T.."
"Wha? Who?"
"Me! T.."
"Huh? Who?"
"TA.."
"HEE??"
"IT'S ME, TAK!!!"
"Huh? Who? How?"
"GAAAR!!! You stupidity amazes me. You realize how long I traveled in limbo out there? In SPACE?!? You abandonded me, left me for DEAD! Now I've come back Zim...to make you PAY!!!"
Zim slowly came to his wits and realized what was going on. The horror. How could he not have planned for this?? How could have let her infiltrate his base? He should have counted on her return..planned for it...how...
Tak laughed wickedly as her robot slave ravaged the house behind her. Her breathe terrified him beyond anything. What would she do to her? What horrors had she in store? Tak slowly came down...and let he sleek red tongue slide out of her mouth.
"What the..."
Tak closed her eyes as she ran her tongue along Zim's soft cheek. He screamed in horror as his skin burned in agony. Any liquid would hurt him...even the saliva of his own race.
She giggled slightly sheepishly as she came down on helpless Zim again, licking his cheeks, making him buuuurn.
"You see Zim. I'm going to make your existance slow...and painful. My last plan was a bit too hasty, I realize that now. I made a few mistakes, but THIS time...oooh this time Zim, you'll PAY!"
Tak's maniacal laughter was cut short as Zim shot up and kissed her deeply. Tak's eyes opened wide and nearly screamed. When they drew apart, she could only gasp. Taking the oppurtunity, Zim flung her off.
"MUAHA! A little TRICK I learned from the humans on tv."
Zim spat out auxilary codes for the wrecked computer as Tak lay there on the floor dumbfounded at what had jus happened. Wires shot out as a back up computer sprang into action, suddenly aiding zim with an irken infantry mech. As the first missles fired, Tak realized what was happening...and got the hell out of there, spouting threats the whole time.
The mech deactivated and a beaten Zim plopped out. Looking around at the damage, he figured it would take at least two days to get the base back up to speed.
"*sigh*...computer...begin repairs, house hollegraphic interface engage until computer reaches 80% total function ability. Set up back up gnomes and configure to total alert mode. If anything moves in our yard, it better be dead within 5 seconds. At least she didn't get to the equipment underground."
Zim set up emergency base procedure...procedures not meant for defense against an Irken invader but for the lowly likes of Dib. If she came back, he would be at her total mercy...and they both knew it. Hatred poured through Zim like a raging torrent...anger at himself...at his carelessness...at Tak. But as he lay there, through his thick egotistical nature and his love for himself came a strange feeling of admiration...Tak had gotten him totaly unawares...and for some reason that made him think.....
Zim touched his lips. He could still taste her.


Elsewhere, Tak lay down in her false fathers house...wondering why she didn't go back and finish what she had started...how Zim could have gotten the best of her again...and furthermore, why that...thing he did...felt oh so pleasent.