i know...this fic SUX!!! i'm used to writing angst, and my writing style doesn't really match romance. Plus my PITIFUL attempt to integrate humor into my writing had FAILED. WHY HAS IT FAILED!?! I dun know. Anywhos, heres chapter two..the crap gets uh...crappier
Chapter Two
The bell rung as all the students hurried to get inside before being marked tardy. The students in Ms. Bitter's class had special reason NOT to go inside. There was a four page written test with mandatory essay involving random diarama configuration implemants required. The trudging into class to the impending doom.
"Class, I'd like to welcome Tak back into class. She disappeared and suddenly came back again. No one cares, so why should I. Now SIT DOWN!"
Tak kicked a wimpering Zim in the shins as she passed and sat down in her seat behind Dib.
"Now, take out your pencils and get ready for the hell I'm about to unleash. Umm, uh, I mean your test. Tak, you're exhempted because you've been gone."
All the children groaned and started working. Both Dib and Zim were of course the first to finish, but instead of having their usual glaring contests after tests, Dib started writing a note and Zim sat there staring at Tak with a quizical look on his face. She responded by mouthing, "You will pay," then winking and licking her lips. Zim blushed.
Dib passed his note back to Tak. It read:
Tak?? What happened to you? Zim never told me what happened in space. Oh and
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!? How could you not tell me??
Tak merely giggled slightly after reading the note and responded by writing back:
When two people put there mouths together and sort of...suck, what does it signify? Do humans do it often?
Dib sat there staring at the note for a few minutes wondering where the heck that came from. Finally he wrote:
Thats a kiss. It usualy signifies affection or love. WHY??
Tak read the note and then looked at Zim...note...Zim...note...Zim. It made no sense to her. She wrote back:
Zim kissed me last night.
Dib sporaticly fell out of his chair. The teacher hissed as he looked back apologeticly. For the rest of the hour, he sat there thinking. All three of them did.
When the bell finally rang, the mass of skool children ran outside to escape from their horrid teacher. The second no teacher was looking, Dib imediatly grabbed Zim by the colar.
"You! What did you and Tak do last night?? And why did you kiss her?"
Zim pushed Dib away and said, "What do you care? It's none of your business worm child."
Zim started walking away...straight into Tak. He wimpered away and covered his old bruises from the night before. Gaz walked up to the three, slurping from a can of poop cola.
"The one thing that can bring males down to his knees...in any species..." she said, "Women."
Tak lifted Zim up and forced him to see her eye to eye. Strangely, he was a bit taller then she was this time around... Tak smirked, Zim cowered. Without warning, she came to his lips and tried her best to kiss the bewildered Irken.
Dib was shocked. Gaz was pissed. Gas suddenly came up and seperated the two.
"Ugh, this is a public place. Watchin you two do that makes me sick."
Tak laughed and replied, "Heheh, well I was jus returning the favor."
She brought out a bottle of BBQ sauce, splooshed it all over a screaming Zim, and left.
Dib ran off after her and Gaz stood there watching Zim roll in pain as she slurped her cola.
"You ok there?"
"AAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAaaaaah yeah. I have my paste on. I'm only screaming so she'd leave."
The looked at each other...Gaz slurping....Zim thinking.
Gaz kicked Zim and left. Zim got up, rubbing his knee, and walked back towards the school muttering something about the infectious disease called women.
MORE TO COME!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, i suck. REVIEW! review NOW!! Postulio comands you!! falmes welcome. DO IT!
Chapter Two
The bell rung as all the students hurried to get inside before being marked tardy. The students in Ms. Bitter's class had special reason NOT to go inside. There was a four page written test with mandatory essay involving random diarama configuration implemants required. The trudging into class to the impending doom.
"Class, I'd like to welcome Tak back into class. She disappeared and suddenly came back again. No one cares, so why should I. Now SIT DOWN!"
Tak kicked a wimpering Zim in the shins as she passed and sat down in her seat behind Dib.
"Now, take out your pencils and get ready for the hell I'm about to unleash. Umm, uh, I mean your test. Tak, you're exhempted because you've been gone."
All the children groaned and started working. Both Dib and Zim were of course the first to finish, but instead of having their usual glaring contests after tests, Dib started writing a note and Zim sat there staring at Tak with a quizical look on his face. She responded by mouthing, "You will pay," then winking and licking her lips. Zim blushed.
Dib passed his note back to Tak. It read:
Tak?? What happened to you? Zim never told me what happened in space. Oh and
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!? How could you not tell me??
Tak merely giggled slightly after reading the note and responded by writing back:
When two people put there mouths together and sort of...suck, what does it signify? Do humans do it often?
Dib sat there staring at the note for a few minutes wondering where the heck that came from. Finally he wrote:
Thats a kiss. It usualy signifies affection or love. WHY??
Tak read the note and then looked at Zim...note...Zim...note...Zim. It made no sense to her. She wrote back:
Zim kissed me last night.
Dib sporaticly fell out of his chair. The teacher hissed as he looked back apologeticly. For the rest of the hour, he sat there thinking. All three of them did.
When the bell finally rang, the mass of skool children ran outside to escape from their horrid teacher. The second no teacher was looking, Dib imediatly grabbed Zim by the colar.
"You! What did you and Tak do last night?? And why did you kiss her?"
Zim pushed Dib away and said, "What do you care? It's none of your business worm child."
Zim started walking away...straight into Tak. He wimpered away and covered his old bruises from the night before. Gaz walked up to the three, slurping from a can of poop cola.
"The one thing that can bring males down to his knees...in any species..." she said, "Women."
Tak lifted Zim up and forced him to see her eye to eye. Strangely, he was a bit taller then she was this time around... Tak smirked, Zim cowered. Without warning, she came to his lips and tried her best to kiss the bewildered Irken.
Dib was shocked. Gaz was pissed. Gas suddenly came up and seperated the two.
"Ugh, this is a public place. Watchin you two do that makes me sick."
Tak laughed and replied, "Heheh, well I was jus returning the favor."
She brought out a bottle of BBQ sauce, splooshed it all over a screaming Zim, and left.
Dib ran off after her and Gaz stood there watching Zim roll in pain as she slurped her cola.
"You ok there?"
"AAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAaaaaah yeah. I have my paste on. I'm only screaming so she'd leave."
The looked at each other...Gaz slurping....Zim thinking.
Gaz kicked Zim and left. Zim got up, rubbing his knee, and walked back towards the school muttering something about the infectious disease called women.
MORE TO COME!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, i suck. REVIEW! review NOW!! Postulio comands you!! falmes welcome. DO IT!
