And the MADNESS CONTINUES!! BLAAAPREEOOGH!!! ahem...anywhos, heres chapter three. pray I don't get writers block. PRAY EARTH WORM BABYS!! pray.....
just saying, this fic can go ZAGR or ZATR, i'm not 100% sure. we'll see...
Chapter 3
As Zim walked home that day, he concluded to do nothing about Tak in the near future. First off, he already had plans to finish and a planet to conquer, and secondly, he didn't have a clue what Tak would be up to, and frankly, after the day's playground incident, was scared out of his wits by her. Confused as well.
Zim walked inside his fortress of solitude and began to work on his ingenious plan...
Gaz was laying in front of the tv, drawing demented pictures of decapitated humans and deformed piggys. She was finishing the details on one particularly nasty monster when she heard a crash from behind her. Dib's scream of pain hardly made her flinch.
"Gaz! Could you help me? I'm looking for one of dad's old detonator modules. And could you get this junk off me? I'm kind of buried under machinery here."
Gaz reached for a dark red colored crayon, yelling back, "Why do you have to exist?"
A few minutes later Dib barged into the living room with a small black box triumphantly raised in his hand. "This will fix him..." he said between bursts of maniacal laughter.¡±This will fix him gooood...keep him away....and stop those plans of he...uh..I mean..."
Gaz stopped and looked up. "Plans of HE? What¡¯s your problem?"
"Gah...you know what I mean."
Gaz stood up and walked over to Dib who was playing with some knobs on the black box.
"Wait...did you say that was a detonator module? What are you up to? You know dads still mad about that mailbox you blew up last month when you thought you trapped a jackalope."
"Hey! A rat that huge, anyone could have made the same mistake. But this...no...this isn't some trivial mysterious animal...no...this is fate of the world stuff Gaz!"
She dropped her cola. "Huh? Zim? You're going to blow up Zim?"
Dib laughter manically once more before explaining, "C'mon. Don't you understand the need for him to be terminated? I mean, he's trying to destroy the human race!"
Gaz picked up her spilled soda. "Well, what did you have in mind? What¡¯s your stupid plan this time?"
"You really want to know?"
She kicked him.
"OW! Alright, alright. During p.e. today I sneaked out and ran over to Zim's house. I found that if I continually attack Zim's computer with level 5b viruses, all its resources, the gnomes, the cameras, the sensors, would be completely rendered useless for 30 seconds before it uh...takes over my own computer. By the way, the, uh, laptop's broken."
Gaz gritted her teeth. She didn't like where this was going. Plus, dad was gonna give them hell when he came home. "What about Gir?"
"I don't know. He was gone. I attached a pack of c-4 to his toilet lab door. Heheh..." Dib flipped the main switch on the box. "MUAHAHA!! The second he presses that flush knob, he'll be blown straight back to...wherever he came from. HAHAHA..."
Dib's laughter was interrupted as Gaz slammed him against the floor. "WHAT??!? You're going to KILL Zim?!? I thought you wanted to take him to an autopsy table."
"Gaz! What are you doing? I did want to cut him up like the MEAT he is...but a recent development makes me want to just blow him up. Now let me up! What do you ca.."
"Shut it OFF."
"Wha?"
"SHUT THE FUCKIN THING OFF"
"Huh? What? Why? It¡¯s for the good of mankind! I can't turn it off anyways, it¡¯s set now."
"You and your STUPID MANKIND!! Do you EVER think of somebody else besides YOURSELF??"
Dib paused for a sec and replied, "But, killing Zim IS for the benefit of everyone..."
Gaz's eye twitched. "God...you moron...you JERK! Don't you understand ANYTHING? Just picture it! Zim, DEAD! Don't you ever think of the consequences? You're willing to KILL someone? What would you think at his funeral?!? I'm NOT going through this again because of YOU! I WONT lose someone ELSE I love AGAIN because of your weirdness!"
"GAZ! He's an ALIEN!!! Wait...love??"
Gaz shuddered and gnashed her teeth. She picked up a helpless Dib and kneed him the groin.
"You jerk..." she said before she threw him whimpering to the floor and ran out the door.
heheh...sry for the lack of humor in this one...I¡¯ll do better in the chapters to come, promise. now REVIEW!! REVIEW LIKE YOU'VE NEVER REVIEWED...before
I'll update soon, prolly a chapter or two a nite...i'm really into this story =P
just saying, this fic can go ZAGR or ZATR, i'm not 100% sure. we'll see...
Chapter 3
As Zim walked home that day, he concluded to do nothing about Tak in the near future. First off, he already had plans to finish and a planet to conquer, and secondly, he didn't have a clue what Tak would be up to, and frankly, after the day's playground incident, was scared out of his wits by her. Confused as well.
Zim walked inside his fortress of solitude and began to work on his ingenious plan...
Gaz was laying in front of the tv, drawing demented pictures of decapitated humans and deformed piggys. She was finishing the details on one particularly nasty monster when she heard a crash from behind her. Dib's scream of pain hardly made her flinch.
"Gaz! Could you help me? I'm looking for one of dad's old detonator modules. And could you get this junk off me? I'm kind of buried under machinery here."
Gaz reached for a dark red colored crayon, yelling back, "Why do you have to exist?"
A few minutes later Dib barged into the living room with a small black box triumphantly raised in his hand. "This will fix him..." he said between bursts of maniacal laughter.¡±This will fix him gooood...keep him away....and stop those plans of he...uh..I mean..."
Gaz stopped and looked up. "Plans of HE? What¡¯s your problem?"
"Gah...you know what I mean."
Gaz stood up and walked over to Dib who was playing with some knobs on the black box.
"Wait...did you say that was a detonator module? What are you up to? You know dads still mad about that mailbox you blew up last month when you thought you trapped a jackalope."
"Hey! A rat that huge, anyone could have made the same mistake. But this...no...this isn't some trivial mysterious animal...no...this is fate of the world stuff Gaz!"
She dropped her cola. "Huh? Zim? You're going to blow up Zim?"
Dib laughter manically once more before explaining, "C'mon. Don't you understand the need for him to be terminated? I mean, he's trying to destroy the human race!"
Gaz picked up her spilled soda. "Well, what did you have in mind? What¡¯s your stupid plan this time?"
"You really want to know?"
She kicked him.
"OW! Alright, alright. During p.e. today I sneaked out and ran over to Zim's house. I found that if I continually attack Zim's computer with level 5b viruses, all its resources, the gnomes, the cameras, the sensors, would be completely rendered useless for 30 seconds before it uh...takes over my own computer. By the way, the, uh, laptop's broken."
Gaz gritted her teeth. She didn't like where this was going. Plus, dad was gonna give them hell when he came home. "What about Gir?"
"I don't know. He was gone. I attached a pack of c-4 to his toilet lab door. Heheh..." Dib flipped the main switch on the box. "MUAHAHA!! The second he presses that flush knob, he'll be blown straight back to...wherever he came from. HAHAHA..."
Dib's laughter was interrupted as Gaz slammed him against the floor. "WHAT??!? You're going to KILL Zim?!? I thought you wanted to take him to an autopsy table."
"Gaz! What are you doing? I did want to cut him up like the MEAT he is...but a recent development makes me want to just blow him up. Now let me up! What do you ca.."
"Shut it OFF."
"Wha?"
"SHUT THE FUCKIN THING OFF"
"Huh? What? Why? It¡¯s for the good of mankind! I can't turn it off anyways, it¡¯s set now."
"You and your STUPID MANKIND!! Do you EVER think of somebody else besides YOURSELF??"
Dib paused for a sec and replied, "But, killing Zim IS for the benefit of everyone..."
Gaz's eye twitched. "God...you moron...you JERK! Don't you understand ANYTHING? Just picture it! Zim, DEAD! Don't you ever think of the consequences? You're willing to KILL someone? What would you think at his funeral?!? I'm NOT going through this again because of YOU! I WONT lose someone ELSE I love AGAIN because of your weirdness!"
"GAZ! He's an ALIEN!!! Wait...love??"
Gaz shuddered and gnashed her teeth. She picked up a helpless Dib and kneed him the groin.
"You jerk..." she said before she threw him whimpering to the floor and ran out the door.
heheh...sry for the lack of humor in this one...I¡¯ll do better in the chapters to come, promise. now REVIEW!! REVIEW LIKE YOU'VE NEVER REVIEWED...before
I'll update soon, prolly a chapter or two a nite...i'm really into this story =P
