Chapter 5 is up...whew! heheh. Sry about the lack of humor in the previous few chapters, but I really can't mix humor into serious romance. Just telling you, there wont be much humor in this one or prolly the next, but I'll add in humor later on. Remember, its the SECONDARY genre. ;-) I'll try though.
Chapter 5....enjoy!
Dib rolled over in pain onto the couch. He turned on the tube while muttering curses about his damn sister. Clutching the ice, he whinced as he applyed it to...you don't wanna know where he applied it to. Sighing, he flipped through the channels for a few minutes until finally settling on some cheap documentary on ufos. After about fifteen minutes, the bag of ice became too much and he discarded it and put his hand over his damaged goods.(Author's note* How can I write this part without sounding obscene?? If you're a guy...you'll understand the pain.).
Just then, someone knocked on the door.
"Who...who is it?"
Tak's voice came through the door. "It's me, Tak. Let me in Dib, we need to talk."
Dib whinced..."Uh...hold on a sec...ow...OW..."
Tak came to the window to look in. "Dib? C'mon, let me...HOLY MOTHER OF IRK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"What???"
Tak shielded her eyes. "You know Dib, I really thought you were different then these other filthy, perverted humans, but GAH!! You're not worth my time."
"HUH?!?" said Dib as he opened the door. Then he realized he was involentarily grabbing his crotch from the pain. "Wait!! It's not what you think!! .....ow...ow...Tak! Come back!"
Tak stopped. *sigh* She walked back with her hands folded, glaring at him. "Will you at least take your hand away from yourself?"
"Uh...I sorta can't."
She rolled her eyes and glared harder. "Why?"
"Hmmm..." He thought, "Either tell her I'm a sick pervert, or that Gaz beat the crap out of me and I may never have children...decisions..."
"Uh...er..well," Dib said, whincing again, "Well, Gaz sort of...crushed my *cough*balls*cough* with her knee."
"Eh?"
"I got kneed in the balls Tak."
"Oh...oooooh...ouch...You must have been quite the ass. But shouldn't your eyes have exploded?"
"Huh? Why? Does that happen to Irkens?"
"Yeah, it doesn't happen to humans?"
"Nope...heheh...Zim, here I comes my heel..."
"Whatever, are you going to invite me in or are we going to stay here so the neighbors can listen?"
"Oh, sorry, come on in."
She closed the door behind her and looked around the house. It was just another simple normal nasty human household. Somehow, she expected something different from Dib.
"Well?" He said, "What do you want?"
Tak smirked. "Heh, you're not still mad about the whole trying to take over the earth thing are you?"
He just glared.
"Alright, alright. If it makes you feel better, I'm not on this filthy rock to try to take it over again."
Dib glared some more.
"Alien thing, right? What did you expect? I was trying to kill you all."
He glared, glared, and glared some more.
"Screw you, I'm leaving."
"No, sorry, stay."
"Hmm..." Tak walked over and sat down on the couch. "Well...I know you're not going to like this but...I came to ask you about Zim."
Dib's eyes twitched.
"Look, just to let you know, all I want to do is KILL the little bugger."
Dib breathed a small sigh of relief.
"But...he's taller then me now. According to Irken federation law, killing someone of superior height is classified as treason and is penalized by living in the digestive system of a spockliborf."
"Whats a..."
"You don't want to know."
Dib scratched his head during the awkeward pause. "Umm...ok...wait, your race measures status by height?"
"Yours measures by money. Which is stupider?"
"Uh, nevermind that. What were you going to ask me about? Zim's whatsit?
"Look, Zim stopped growing a LONG TIME AGO, it's impossible he would be taller then me now. I was at least an inch and a half taller then him the last time. He's almost 3 inches taller then me now. HOW?? I bioscanned his body, everything checks normal. Do you have any idea how he accomplished this feat in height?"
"Ummmmmmmmmmm...as much as I'd like to help you, I don't have a clue. I thought it was normal. Maybe it's earth's natural radiation..."
"HAH! Hardly. Planet Irk is 5 times as large with a radioactive field 10 times that of earth. Impossible"
Another awekward silence.
"Ah well, I'm leaving then."
"WAIT!"
"Huh? What?"
Dib froze, not knowing what had possesed him to stop her from leaving. What was this?? His mind was confused and boggled. He blamed females in general.
"Nevermind."
She was already gone. He sighed and sat down and switched to Mysterious Mysteries.
"Damn females..."
Sorry, I think that was a stupid chapter, but i wanted to put Tak back in the story for a bit. I also wanted to delay the whole Gaz and Zim blowing up thingy for...umm...i don know, jus cuz. WEEEEEEE!!! anywhos, nex chapter, prolly tomorrow night around 12, tune in true believers.
Chapter 5....enjoy!
Dib rolled over in pain onto the couch. He turned on the tube while muttering curses about his damn sister. Clutching the ice, he whinced as he applyed it to...you don't wanna know where he applied it to. Sighing, he flipped through the channels for a few minutes until finally settling on some cheap documentary on ufos. After about fifteen minutes, the bag of ice became too much and he discarded it and put his hand over his damaged goods.(Author's note* How can I write this part without sounding obscene?? If you're a guy...you'll understand the pain.).
Just then, someone knocked on the door.
"Who...who is it?"
Tak's voice came through the door. "It's me, Tak. Let me in Dib, we need to talk."
Dib whinced..."Uh...hold on a sec...ow...OW..."
Tak came to the window to look in. "Dib? C'mon, let me...HOLY MOTHER OF IRK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"What???"
Tak shielded her eyes. "You know Dib, I really thought you were different then these other filthy, perverted humans, but GAH!! You're not worth my time."
"HUH?!?" said Dib as he opened the door. Then he realized he was involentarily grabbing his crotch from the pain. "Wait!! It's not what you think!! .....ow...ow...Tak! Come back!"
Tak stopped. *sigh* She walked back with her hands folded, glaring at him. "Will you at least take your hand away from yourself?"
"Uh...I sorta can't."
She rolled her eyes and glared harder. "Why?"
"Hmmm..." He thought, "Either tell her I'm a sick pervert, or that Gaz beat the crap out of me and I may never have children...decisions..."
"Uh...er..well," Dib said, whincing again, "Well, Gaz sort of...crushed my *cough*balls*cough* with her knee."
"Eh?"
"I got kneed in the balls Tak."
"Oh...oooooh...ouch...You must have been quite the ass. But shouldn't your eyes have exploded?"
"Huh? Why? Does that happen to Irkens?"
"Yeah, it doesn't happen to humans?"
"Nope...heheh...Zim, here I comes my heel..."
"Whatever, are you going to invite me in or are we going to stay here so the neighbors can listen?"
"Oh, sorry, come on in."
She closed the door behind her and looked around the house. It was just another simple normal nasty human household. Somehow, she expected something different from Dib.
"Well?" He said, "What do you want?"
Tak smirked. "Heh, you're not still mad about the whole trying to take over the earth thing are you?"
He just glared.
"Alright, alright. If it makes you feel better, I'm not on this filthy rock to try to take it over again."
Dib glared some more.
"Alien thing, right? What did you expect? I was trying to kill you all."
He glared, glared, and glared some more.
"Screw you, I'm leaving."
"No, sorry, stay."
"Hmm..." Tak walked over and sat down on the couch. "Well...I know you're not going to like this but...I came to ask you about Zim."
Dib's eyes twitched.
"Look, just to let you know, all I want to do is KILL the little bugger."
Dib breathed a small sigh of relief.
"But...he's taller then me now. According to Irken federation law, killing someone of superior height is classified as treason and is penalized by living in the digestive system of a spockliborf."
"Whats a..."
"You don't want to know."
Dib scratched his head during the awkeward pause. "Umm...ok...wait, your race measures status by height?"
"Yours measures by money. Which is stupider?"
"Uh, nevermind that. What were you going to ask me about? Zim's whatsit?
"Look, Zim stopped growing a LONG TIME AGO, it's impossible he would be taller then me now. I was at least an inch and a half taller then him the last time. He's almost 3 inches taller then me now. HOW?? I bioscanned his body, everything checks normal. Do you have any idea how he accomplished this feat in height?"
"Ummmmmmmmmmm...as much as I'd like to help you, I don't have a clue. I thought it was normal. Maybe it's earth's natural radiation..."
"HAH! Hardly. Planet Irk is 5 times as large with a radioactive field 10 times that of earth. Impossible"
Another awekward silence.
"Ah well, I'm leaving then."
"WAIT!"
"Huh? What?"
Dib froze, not knowing what had possesed him to stop her from leaving. What was this?? His mind was confused and boggled. He blamed females in general.
"Nevermind."
She was already gone. He sighed and sat down and switched to Mysterious Mysteries.
"Damn females..."
Sorry, I think that was a stupid chapter, but i wanted to put Tak back in the story for a bit. I also wanted to delay the whole Gaz and Zim blowing up thingy for...umm...i don know, jus cuz. WEEEEEEE!!! anywhos, nex chapter, prolly tomorrow night around 12, tune in true believers.
