Title: Manic Depressive

Plot: As usual, two wacky kids land in Middle-Earth for no reason at all, and gets sucked in the middle of the War of The Ring. (Man, am I getting the hang of that one hell of a long book!) Well, in THIS case, two choose separate paths, one bound to protect the Ring-bearer and his quest (forever...and ever... and ever... she can't say no...) , while the other chooses to become a Ring Wraith. It's a short line of betrayal, in a totally wacky way.

Characters: Clef, or Cliff, who is chosen as the Cliffhanger by Gandalf, the one who gets glued to the Fellowship for all eternity till the friggin' ring is destroyed. Isn't her choice, but she gets sucked in this world and unfortunately it becomes her niche. Ash, who became a Ring Wraith (because she's damn, funny jealous of the Ring Bearer Frodo) on Saruman's orders. Well, *spoiler* she totally sucked as a nazgul anyways so Saruman kicked her out after the Ents invaded the whole Isengard (Ooh! TWO TOWERS SPOILER!), so she had no choice but go back to her friend Cliff and become a threatening Cliffhanger too. There's Shea, the only MARY-SUE, who quotes right from the Trilogy Books, named her stuffed toy Merry, tried to make Gandalf turn her into the most powerful being on earth to protect Frodo, and UNFORTUNATELY, she becomes a hobbit-magnet. You must be happy coz' she doesn't get Leggy. And she doesn't become a Cliffhanger. More like Assistant-Servant to Sam, who would do
anything to throw herself down on Frodo and Sam's feet. She is also Cliff and Ash's nosy schoolmate and she gets in the ride in accident. Comic Relief, you know!

Disclaimer: Nah, I don't own LOTR. And I can't make Tolkien get Samwise and Frodo together. At least make one of them into a girl. Hey, don't flame me! Anyhow, boo-hoo, we can't own the fair Leggy. Boo-hoo, indeed. But at leats I own Cliff and Ash. Oh sweet doom, why do I have Shea?!!

Warning: I just borrowed a friggin' good copy of the Two Towers! And the Return of the King too! So watch out for a lot of spoilers! LOTS, I mean.