They're doing what?!

Disclaimer- I don't own any of these characters, except for Natalia. And I am not making money off of them.

(Scene starts with the whole gang in Eric's basement [including Natalia and Nina.] The couples are all hugged up and happy. Jackie & Hyde, Donna & Eric, Fez & Nina; and Natalia & Kelso are disgusted at them {but on the inside they're hurting to see Hyde and Jackie together.} The two sit and watch 'What's Happening', Their favorite shows.)

Natalia and Kelso are laughing at the television. Natalia is sitting on the washing machine, Kelso on the furnished chair.

Kelso: Rerun is a genius! He makes the smartest things sound so funny!

Natalia: Ok? But I do have to agree with you Kelso he is hilarious!

Kelso: So smart!

Hyde looks over at Kelso, shaking his head in sorrow, Jackie sitting close to him on the couch.

Natalia: That was a good show. Hey Kelso, Wanna play a little one on one in Forman's driveway?

Kelso: Yeah, but you must know before we play I've never lost to a girl before and I'm not gonna start now. So don't think I'm gonna go easy on you.

Donna: Kelso, I've beat I don't know how many times.

Kelso: Yeah right, Big Red.

Kelso goes out the back door, as Natalia follows him, she stops behind that couch where Donna is seated and puts her hand on her shoulder.

Natalia: Don't worry about it, Donna. He doesn't know about me being MVP at boot camp for 4 years in a row.

Natalia and Donna snicker, then Natalia goes out the door.

After 3 games (Natalia winning each one), the two grow tired, rest on the front of Kelso's van. They see Fez and Nina walk out the driveway, and then the two begin to converse.

Natalia: Look at them. What do you think they're going to do?

Kelso: To do it.

Natalia: Figures you would say that. So when was the last time you…you know...done "it"?

Kelso: You mean with a girl or by myself?

Natalia: What do you think I mean.

Kelso: Yesterday.

Natalia: Really?!

Kelso: Yeah, with that really hot girl that works at the hub.

Natalia: Nah uh! That's Lauren McMillan. I tutor her sometimes during the week. And she's out of town this week.

Kelso: Oops.

Natalia: Yeah, Oops. But seriously, when was the last time?

Kelso: Like seven months ago, before me and Jackie broke up.

Natalia: Why so long? You could have gotten any girl in this town.

Kelso: Y-You think so?

Natalia: Yeah. I do.

Kelso: Ok, why are you being so nice all of a sudden?

Natalia: I don't know. I guess…I'm losing my mind.

Kelso: Oh.

Natalia: But really, haven't you?

Kelso: I still care about Jackie. I love her. I know it was wrong to leave her. But I was scared.

Natalia: Scared? Of what?

Kelso: Ok. Before you got back, me and Jackie broke up, then got back together a week later. Then, she thought I was proposing and was expecting us to get married.
Natalia: Are you serious? You and her get married? She's only seventeen and your eighteen, why does she expect you to marry so damn young?!

Kelso: Yeah, I know. Then, Donna came and told me she was going to California. So I drove her and stayed the summer.

Natalia: Hmm. I can understand that.

Kelso: Yeah...wait...WHAT?! You can understand that?! Nat, you're really starting to weird me out here.

Natalia: Like you calling me Nat and telling me about your relationship with Jackie doesn't do the same for me?

Kelso: Oh. I guess so. I don't what it is. Maybe there some kind of gas in the air that makes us act strange around each other.

Natalia: Err...Yeah, sure Kelso.

Kelso: But anyways, what about you? You've been here for what, two months now. And I know you.....

Natalia: Actually, I haven't. I haven't really done it almost 4 years.

Kelso: Ok. So when you say 'really' do you mean you've done other things? Like with the hot chicks in prison?

Natalia:(while poking Kelso's nose) That's for me to know and you to find out.

Kelso lets out his signature dopey laugh.

Natalia: This is silly.

Kelso: (grinning) So you did do it, huh?

Natalia: (punching his arm) Kelso!

Natalia and Kelso's eyes lock directly into each other's eyes. They both see something they'd never seen in each other before, Kelso leans into to Natalia, and Natalia touches Kelso's face and guides him into a passionate, monumental kiss. No one sees them kiss. As they pull away from each other, Natalia and Kelso are a little dazed by that kiss, and they both stumble a little. Natalia speaks.

Natalia: Ok. I want you, in your van. Right now!

Kelso: YES!

Natalia leads Kelso into his van where the two proceed to sleep with each other. Five minutes into it, Eric walks out the house to get something out the Vista Cruiser. Eric notices that the van is rocking. At first he doesn't anything of it, then realizes he hasn't seen Kelso and Natalia for a while. After analyzing it, he goes back into his basement with Donna. Once inside, He begins telling Donna what he was thinking.

Eric: Um. Hey Donna, I was just outside and I was thinking the funniest thing.

Donna: Yeah, what?

Eric: When I was going to the Vista Cruiser, I saw Kelso's "love" van in the driveway, and it was rocking...

Donna: Yeah so, Kelso probably in there with some slutty girl.

Eric: Yeah, well I think that slutty girl is Natalia. I mean we hasn't seen her and Kelso in like over an hour now.

Donna: What?! You think that my best friend, Natalia, the one who despises how shallow Kelso and Jackie are, would be out there right now doing it with him, in his own van?

Eric: Yes. That's exactly what I'm thinking.

Donna: Eric! She wouldn't do that. She can't stand Kelso, he's a moron. She doesn't date morons. Besides, she said she had to go to work on some of her paintings later.

Eric: Yeah. You could be right. But, I still think they're doing it.

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It's two hours later, Donna is still sitting in the basement reading a magazine. Eric has gone upstairs for a moment. Natalia strolls in the back door of the basement, happy as can be, hair all scruffy. She comes in and hops down on the couch next to Donna. Donna still reading the magazine, slowly looks up at her.

Donna: Aren't we a little happy this evening?! What happened?

Natalia grins and raises her eyebrows.

Donna: Alright, who is he?

Natalia: Guess.

Donna: The cute guy that's always playing pinball at The Hub?

Natalia: Nope.

Donna: The foxy brunette guy that works at the library?

Natalia: Nah uh.

Donna: Well then who?!

Natalia laughs like Kelso.

Donna: KELSO!

Natalia: Uh huh.

Donna: (excited, but still confused) How? Why?

Natalia: I don't know. It just happened. And it was like, WOW! So awesome!

Donna: Oh god, Nat that was an over share. I really didn't need to know that.

Natalia: No seriously Donna, I mean he's not that bright, so he had to be good at something . Boy, did I find out this afternoon. TWICE!

Donna: Ugh! Nat! I really did not want to hear that.

Natalia laughs.

Donna: God, now this means Eric was right. I really don't want to admit to him I was wrong.

Natalia: Wait, what? Eric saw us?!

Donna: I don't know. He said he saw the van rocking. So he must have put two and two, together.

Natalia: Oh no, I'm in trouble.

Donna: Why?

Natalia: Donna, you know Forman gossips like a twelve year old girl.

Eric: ( from the bottom of the stairs) I do not!

Natalia: (nervously) Eric, buddy! When did you get here?

Eric: Let's see it all started one hot summer night in 1960, Red and Kitty Forman....

Natalia: You know what I meant. But....Ok. Let's get right to the point. You can't let Hyde know about this.

Hyde: (coming down the stairs) Let me know about what?

Natalia: Um...I gotta go. Donna, I'll see you at school tomorrow?

Donna: Yeah, see ya.

Hyde: Geez, what was that all about?

Donna: Don't know. I gotta go. Eric can you walk with me?

Eric: Yeah, sure.

Eric and Donna go out the back door. They see Natalia running down the street to her house. Then, once she's at her house, Kelso's van is parked down the street alongside her house. They see Natalia hop in and the van leave. They begin to worry about what just happened.

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The next day at Eric's school, in the parking lot, Eric, Fez, and Kelso are talking to each other in front of the van.

Eric: So Kelso. Where you yesterday after your game with Natalia?

Kelso: Oh Man! I had the coolest time in my life, right after that game.

Fez: Yeah really, doing what?

Kelso: I was doing it, in my van. And the thing is, it was better than with any girl I've ever been with. She was incredible.

Fez: Really? Did she have great boobs?

Kelso: Yeah, awesome ones! Then when it was over. We did it again!

Fez: Then what happened?

Eric looks at Fez strangely.

Fez: ...So I can compare how much better Nina is .

Kelso: Dude, then after it, she started telling me all the wild times she had with other girls in jail.

Eric: (trying to act surprised) You don't mean....

Fez: Natalia!

Kelso: Yep, I totally did it with her.

Hyde and Jackie were behind Kelso the whole time and heard the whole thing.

Hyde: You did what?!

The other three guys look behind them and see Hyde & Jackie standing arm-in-arm.

Kelso: (trying to act smart) Yeah, you heard me. I did it with Natalia. You stole my girlfriend. Now I'm doing it with yours!

Hyde walks away from them, leaving Jackie there. Jackie calls out to him, but he doesn't answer. Then, Jackie goes back into the building. Hyde then comes back, and goes after Kelso. Kelso gets into his van, and doesn't come out.

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Later that day, after Donna and Natalia get out of school. Natalia and Donna are at Donna's, in the kitchen, working on homework in their school uniforms. After a while, Jackie barges in. Sees Natalia and snaps at her.

Jackie: What do you think you're doing?

Natalia: My homework.

Jackie: Stop trying to be funny. You know what I'm talking about Natalia!

Natalia: What would that be, Jackie?!

Jackie: I'm talking about you and Michael. He's my ex-boyfriend and you're sleeping with him. Natalia, you're supposed to be my friend.

Natalia: Oh, you seem to mind when I came back and your were dating my boyfriend. Key word: Boyfriend. No Ex. We were still dating.

Jackie: Whatever, this isn't about you and Steven, right now, it's about why you're having sex with Michael.

Natalia: (stands up) You want to know why I'm with him. Because you were supposed to be my friend and watch the girls that come around Hyde. Not be one of the ones he's with, ok? It's about me and Kelso being betrayed by our best friends, seeing out other friends be happily together, and us being left out of that. Well, we got tired of that Jackie. So last night, we got together. So not only are we having sex, we're DATING! If you have a problem with that then, deal with it. Because I'm not breaking up with him anytime soon.

Jackie: Oh boo hoo! Stop with the sob stories ok? This is not a soap opera, it's real life.

Natalia: You want to know what's real, midget? The fact that you and Kelso broke up to begin with because you were putting him down all the time, which in turn caused him to cheat. Unlike you I don't put him down like that, that's why we likes me a heck of a lot more than he liked you. And I intend to make our relationship work, which of course you failed to do.

Jackie: You forgot about the relationship you failed to keep.

Natalia: Yeah, which one?

Jackie: This one. The one between me and you.

Jackie then turns around and slams Donna's door. Jackie starts crying as she runs home without stopping. Natalia sits down, takes a deep sigh, and continues to work with Donna. Donna asks if she's ok. Natalia says she's fine as tears are welling up in her eyes, then puts her head down on the table and begins to cry.

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