***Disclaimer, I do not own Harry Potter this is just fun, coz I have a bit
of an overactive imagination, don't sue me.***
Authors Note
Ok, I know this poem started really angsty and my first ever reviewers said
they wanted more angst, but I am sorry to say I never meant to is going to
a be one of those normal Harry Potter's fifth years, but MUCH BETTER, no
offence to other writers but one must advertise themselves. However not to
leave my 1st ever reviewers hanging, I will write and angst version, of the
same poem, under the title too late. Also soon I am going to change the
name of I never meant to, to Harry Potter and the 4 Keys of Hidden
ancients. And I am going to take away the poem from the beginning and put
it into the story where it has more relevance. Or maybe I'll leave it to
attract attention. Oh I dunno. I'm babbling aren't I, on with chapter 2
Snapes worst Nightmare
Harry was having so much fun laughing at Remus's awful driving to actually remember it was one of the worst situations he could be in. He was on the run from the worlds most dangerous man, armed and not afraid to be deadly. Sirius was sitting there with his tongue hanging out of his mouth looking like he was enjoying the journey. Harry couldn't blame him, being on a flying motorcycle was fun, but did Sirius have to keep drooling all over him. This seemed to entertain Remus as much as Remus's bad driving entertained Harry and would spend endless minutes guffawing.
Finally they reached what Harry assumed must be their destination and they landed. As they got off the bike Harry caught sight of the snowy white beard that could only mean
"Albus, see I told you I could get Harry here in one piece"
"Yes I never doubted you" he said with those twinkling blue eyes.
"Yes you did, you said."
"Lets leave this till we get into the warmth yes Remus" he replied correctly interpreting Harry's and Snuffles shivering.
As soon as they got in to the warmth Sirius changed back to his human form. Harry was gladly surprised to see Sirius had put on weight, and cut his hair, which now didn't look as greasy as snapes, and thank god, had got rid of that beard he was beginning to grow. Sirius grabbed Harry into a huge bear hug, in which Harry was suffocating. Harry however was not strong enough to pry Sirius off him so Professor Dumbledore and Remus sensing this helped Harry out of this little dilemma.
Soon Harry was sitting on the couch listening to the story of how they had found out Voldemorts plans, and Sirius was bragging a little bit for his amazing spying skills. Remus was arguing back that its not too difficult if you're in a dog form, that no-one recognises. All in all it was pretty amusing and the smile, and twinkle in Professor Dumbledore's eyes said he obviously felt the exact same. Soon however the friendly banter was cut short by the sharp witted (hey Harry had to give credit where it was due) Professor Snape "Do you mind, I know this might be a hard concept to grasp, but in the night time, normal people try to do this thing such as sleep", suddenly catching sight of Harry he added "What's Potter doing here?"
"That's why we're up, fool, we just went to foil Voldemorts plans, that I the greatest spy ever overheard"
Everyone apart from Sirius at hearing this statement snorted and avoided Sirius's eye. That was with the obvious exception of Remus who managed to reply through his gales of laughter
"If you are the best spy the world has to offer the world is doomed"
Harry couldn't help at this statement he burst out laughing too. As did professor Snape.
"Hey I'm a really good spy"
Everyone just laughed harder
Sirius decided he had only one option. He feigned being hurt and walked away which sent Remus and Harry into hysterics. Soon the laughter subsided and Professor Dumbledore began to explain a bit about the order of the Phoenix. Sirius ambled in again with a huge bag of popcorn and sat there eating. No wonder he's put on weight, Harry thought to himself. Then Professor Dumbledore said, I would like it if Sirius, Remus and Severus would train you to become an order of the phoenix member.
"Sure because I have nothing better to do with my time"
"Actually you don't, see you're stuck in this house, with no potions left to make, lesson plans for next year fully prepared and notes on different ways to fail all the different Gryffindors whilst making it obvious to them its bias, but to McGonnalgal too obvious that she complains. With absolutely nothing to.."
"Hold up Black, how do you know I've done all of that"
"I told you. I'm an excellent spy. You talk to yourself in the shower whenever you get a new failing idea. And I got so bored yesterday I went and rifled through the papers you left on your desk, and read through it, when you went to eat"
"Why you little.."
"Amazing spy and undercover agent"
"Infuriating pea brained lunatic, with no respect for no-one but himself. No self respecting."
"Boys, boys, I trust you will train Harry well. I must be off."
"Good luck at handling those three" he added in an undertone to Harry "I'll try my best sir."
"I don't expect any more" he said and walked out.
"So what you wanna do Harry"
"Uh sleep"
"Really its only 4 am. There is so much more to do."
"Yeah of course" Remus said walking off and dragging Harry with him, "Well I'll show Harry to his room."
"Fine, be like that"
"Ok Sirius, if you insist" Harry added They ran off up the stairs. Remus was just showing Harry to his room when Sirius appeared.
"Hey Harry, this is your room, if you need anything, shout, I'm next door, you get to share my shower, its on this floor, Remus and Snape took their own, and their own floors but we'll have so much more fu."
"Sirius are you feeling okay" Remus asked feeling his forehead
"Yes of course, yo little sprat" Sirius said as Harry got into bed
"Sprat?"
"Yes sprat Happy Birthday"
**Whaddya think, I need to do a few humorous chapters coz its gonna get darker as I go further. This is to get you all interested, then by the adventurous part you'll be hooked, it all part of my evil master plan,(enter darth Vader theme) any way please review. I wont post another chapter till I get 1 review to show someone gives a shit if this is here**
Snapes worst Nightmare
Harry was having so much fun laughing at Remus's awful driving to actually remember it was one of the worst situations he could be in. He was on the run from the worlds most dangerous man, armed and not afraid to be deadly. Sirius was sitting there with his tongue hanging out of his mouth looking like he was enjoying the journey. Harry couldn't blame him, being on a flying motorcycle was fun, but did Sirius have to keep drooling all over him. This seemed to entertain Remus as much as Remus's bad driving entertained Harry and would spend endless minutes guffawing.
Finally they reached what Harry assumed must be their destination and they landed. As they got off the bike Harry caught sight of the snowy white beard that could only mean
"Albus, see I told you I could get Harry here in one piece"
"Yes I never doubted you" he said with those twinkling blue eyes.
"Yes you did, you said."
"Lets leave this till we get into the warmth yes Remus" he replied correctly interpreting Harry's and Snuffles shivering.
As soon as they got in to the warmth Sirius changed back to his human form. Harry was gladly surprised to see Sirius had put on weight, and cut his hair, which now didn't look as greasy as snapes, and thank god, had got rid of that beard he was beginning to grow. Sirius grabbed Harry into a huge bear hug, in which Harry was suffocating. Harry however was not strong enough to pry Sirius off him so Professor Dumbledore and Remus sensing this helped Harry out of this little dilemma.
Soon Harry was sitting on the couch listening to the story of how they had found out Voldemorts plans, and Sirius was bragging a little bit for his amazing spying skills. Remus was arguing back that its not too difficult if you're in a dog form, that no-one recognises. All in all it was pretty amusing and the smile, and twinkle in Professor Dumbledore's eyes said he obviously felt the exact same. Soon however the friendly banter was cut short by the sharp witted (hey Harry had to give credit where it was due) Professor Snape "Do you mind, I know this might be a hard concept to grasp, but in the night time, normal people try to do this thing such as sleep", suddenly catching sight of Harry he added "What's Potter doing here?"
"That's why we're up, fool, we just went to foil Voldemorts plans, that I the greatest spy ever overheard"
Everyone apart from Sirius at hearing this statement snorted and avoided Sirius's eye. That was with the obvious exception of Remus who managed to reply through his gales of laughter
"If you are the best spy the world has to offer the world is doomed"
Harry couldn't help at this statement he burst out laughing too. As did professor Snape.
"Hey I'm a really good spy"
Everyone just laughed harder
Sirius decided he had only one option. He feigned being hurt and walked away which sent Remus and Harry into hysterics. Soon the laughter subsided and Professor Dumbledore began to explain a bit about the order of the Phoenix. Sirius ambled in again with a huge bag of popcorn and sat there eating. No wonder he's put on weight, Harry thought to himself. Then Professor Dumbledore said, I would like it if Sirius, Remus and Severus would train you to become an order of the phoenix member.
"Sure because I have nothing better to do with my time"
"Actually you don't, see you're stuck in this house, with no potions left to make, lesson plans for next year fully prepared and notes on different ways to fail all the different Gryffindors whilst making it obvious to them its bias, but to McGonnalgal too obvious that she complains. With absolutely nothing to.."
"Hold up Black, how do you know I've done all of that"
"I told you. I'm an excellent spy. You talk to yourself in the shower whenever you get a new failing idea. And I got so bored yesterday I went and rifled through the papers you left on your desk, and read through it, when you went to eat"
"Why you little.."
"Amazing spy and undercover agent"
"Infuriating pea brained lunatic, with no respect for no-one but himself. No self respecting."
"Boys, boys, I trust you will train Harry well. I must be off."
"Good luck at handling those three" he added in an undertone to Harry "I'll try my best sir."
"I don't expect any more" he said and walked out.
"So what you wanna do Harry"
"Uh sleep"
"Really its only 4 am. There is so much more to do."
"Yeah of course" Remus said walking off and dragging Harry with him, "Well I'll show Harry to his room."
"Fine, be like that"
"Ok Sirius, if you insist" Harry added They ran off up the stairs. Remus was just showing Harry to his room when Sirius appeared.
"Hey Harry, this is your room, if you need anything, shout, I'm next door, you get to share my shower, its on this floor, Remus and Snape took their own, and their own floors but we'll have so much more fu."
"Sirius are you feeling okay" Remus asked feeling his forehead
"Yes of course, yo little sprat" Sirius said as Harry got into bed
"Sprat?"
"Yes sprat Happy Birthday"
**Whaddya think, I need to do a few humorous chapters coz its gonna get darker as I go further. This is to get you all interested, then by the adventurous part you'll be hooked, it all part of my evil master plan,(enter darth Vader theme) any way please review. I wont post another chapter till I get 1 review to show someone gives a shit if this is here**
