Oh, wow! I didn't expect reviews! Honestly, I didn't. I was going to add this chapter anyway. ^_^; Yeah. Has anyone ever sprayed perfume in their eye on purpose? I just did. Teenage perfume burns the worst. 'Now you feel pretty, don't you? Muahahaha!' Sorry. I'll shutup.

                Dib-ario

                Dib-ario woke up in bright green field, surrounded by flowers. There was a castle in front of him, and there was a note in the pocket of his overalls. It read:

                Dear Dib-ario,

                Please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you.

                Your's Truly, Princess Poison

                "Uggh...that portal thing made me sick," Dib-ario said, rubbing his head. He got up and walked towards the castle. As he crossed the bridge over the moat, he heard a strange 'Reeer reeer reeer' sound. Out of no where, a freaky little yellow dude floating on a cloud appeared with a camera hanging on a stick. He floated in front of Dib-ario, frowning.

                "I heard the camera puts on a couple pounds, but this..," the yellow dude said, looking down at Dib-ario's stomach.

                "Hey, this really isn't my body. This old lady girl person came with a fairy wand and did stuff," Dib-ario said. The yellow dude stared at him for a moment.

                "What kind of mushrooms do you put on your pizza?" he said, snickering. "I got to get me some of them. Anyway, I'm Lakitu, and I'm going to be filming you for some reason...I don't really know why. I don't get paid for it. I don't enjoy it either. Why would I want to stare at a greasy plumber all day anyway?" Lakitu said, talking to himself. Dib-ario ignored him and walked around him. He opened the door to the castle and walked in.

                "Uhhhm...Muahahaha! I have kidnapped Princess Poison and you'll never get your cake, you fat, big nosed plumber!" a familiar voice said. Dib-ario clenched his fists in anger.

                "ZIM!"

                "BowZim you idiot!" the author of the story yelled. "Now, go into that room over there, all the way to the left!"

                Dib-ario looked around, paranoid by all the voices. He walked over to the door to the left, which had a blank star on it. He knocked and slowly entered. There was a huge painting of a bomb in the room, but nothing else.

                "Oh help. Oh help. Oh somebody please help," a voice said sarcastically. Dib-ario jumped, and saw that Tak was standing next to him.

                "Woah, hey now, stop! Why does she get to keep her name?" Dib-ario yelled at the author.

                "BECAUSE I SAID SO!" the author boomed.

                "Naw, she couldn't think of a cross between 'Tak' and 'Toad'," Tak said, laughing. Dib-ario noticed she had a mushroom-like hat on with red polka dots on, along with a blue vest. She cleared her throat. "Now. The princess is trapped in the walls somewhere, held captive by the evil King BowZim, blah de blah blah blah. It's up to you to save her, oh mighty Dib-ario," Tak said, apparently bored.

                "Annnnd...how exactly do I do that?" Dib-ario said, scratching his head.

                "Jump into the painting, get a star, the star will open a door. Get a star from that room, that will open another door, ect, ect. Do I need to draw a diagram?"

                "..."

                Tak tapped her foot impatiently. "The faster you save the 'princess', the faster we can go home. Now, jump into that painting before I make you jump into it."

                Dib-ario nodded and ran towards the painting. When he got close, he jumped. The painting made a sparkly sound and swirled around. Dib-ario felt himself going through another portal, and he hugged his stomach.

                "Not again..," he whined.

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                Meanwhile, way up at the top of the castle, BowZim sat on a throne eating a drumstick. Princess Poison was tied to a throne next to him. BowZim finished the drumstick and threw the bone behind him. Poison clenched her fists in anger.

                "As soon as stupid Dib-ario comes and rescues me, BowZim, I'm going to kill you," she said, fighting the ropes that held her back.

                "Hey, it isn't like I wanted to kidnap you. I didn't even tie you to that chair. I just woke up here and you were there already," BowZim said, grabbing a bucket of popcorn chicken.

                "Honestly Zim, I've never seen you eat this much before," Poison said, watching BowZim eat in disgust.

                "Well, I figure since I'm so huge already," BowZim said, patting his stomach, "I should just let go and eat what a feel like." He shifted around in his seat. "I do kinda wish I didn't have this shell though. It makes it hard to sit on the this throne."

                "Yeah, well at least you're not wearing high heeled shoes that make your toes bleed, or a crown that cuts into your skull," Poison said angrily. "And at least not TIED to the throne."

                "I didn't put you there!"

                "Then untie me."

                "No."

                "Why not?!"

                BowZim scratched the back of his head, blushing slightly. "Ehh..."

                Poison looked down at where the ropes were. The went tightly around her entire stomach and part of her chest. "Oh."

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                Dib-ario finally got out of the painting's portal, landing on his head. He laid on the ground for the moment, dazed. When he finally got his senses back, he got up and straightened his hat. He was in a battlefield, with lots of cannons shooting. But instead of bombs, they were shooting water bombs. And instead of soldiers firing the cannons, bombs with legs were.

                "Um..," Dib-ario stuttered.

                "Doot, doot, doot, DOOT, doo doo!" something said. Dib-ario spun around and saw a pink bomb standing behind him. He screamed and kicked it as hard as he could, and it flew into a wall and blew up.

                "NOOOOO! GEORGE!" another pink bomb said running up beside Dib-ario. "He was only one day away from retirement too.."

                "Uhh...sorry. It was a reflex," Dib-ario said to the little bomb. The pink bomb looked up at him and glared.

                "If you weren't going to kill the Bomb-omb King, I'd blow up in your face," the bomb said.

                "Who?"

                The bomb became angry. "The Bomb-omb King! Irrrg...you don't know anything do you? Okay, first things first. We are bomb-ombs. If you see a black bomb-omb, kill it or run. Us pink ones are here to help you. Now, you're going to climb that big mountain over there and kill the Bomb-omb King. Otherwise, I'll explode you."

                "Explode me?" Dib-ario said. The bomb-omb growled and lit its fuse. Dib-ario yelped and ran away. He crossed over a bridge, and saw a huge ball with teeth connected to a chain. There was a star in a cage behind it. The huge ball barked and threw itself, the chain stopping it.

                "Maybe later..," Dib-ario said, and he quickly ran past the ball monster, crossing another bridge. The bridge tilted with Dib-ario's great weight, and he just barely managed to cross it. He went up some steps and found himself in another field, and he heard a strange whistling sound. He scratched his head and tried to think. The sound started to get closer and closer, and it sounded like it was above him. Dib-ario looked up and saw a huge water bomb coming towards him.

                "AAAAAHHHH!"

                Dib-ario jumped out of the was just in time, hitting a black bomb-omb. The bomb-omb lit its fuse in anger. Dib-ario screamed and ran, but the bomb-omb just chased him around in circles. He heard another water bomb coming down towards him, and he ran faster. The water bomb eventually landed on the bomb-omb, causing it to explode. Dib-ario watched the smoke clear and saw a path to go up the mountain.

                He went on the path, and soon found himself in a ditch with two huge, rolling balls. He stood there for a moment, then jumped. He landed on the other side of the balls, scratch free. He rubbed his hands together.

                "That was pretty easy," Dib-ario said proudly. A water bomb exploded on him. He rubbed his eyes and tried to get the water out of his greasy mustache. "Owww..," he whined as he put his hat back on, and he got up again.

                Dib-ario followed a long path around the mountain, which seemed to get narrower and narrower. He dodged many rolling balls and jumped over a few gaps. Soon he was at the very top.

                "Mama-Mia," he panted, wiping the sweat out of his eyes. It had been a long climb up, and he was tired.

                "WHO DARES TO SCALE MY MOUNTAIN!" a voice boomed. Dib jumped, startled by the voice that was booming. He was tired of hearing voices booming. He was also tired of bold font. In front of him was a gigantic bomb-omb with a silly looking crown on his head. Unlike the other bomb-ombs, this one had arms. It was obviously the Bomb-omb King.

                "Well?" the King said impatiently.

                "Well what?" Dib-ario asked, confused.

                "Who are you?"

                "Um...Dib-ario."

                "RRROOOOOOAR! DIB-ARIO! HOW DARE YOU SCALE MY MOUNTAIN! PREPARE TO DIE!" the Bomb-omb King roared. He charged at Dib-ario.

                Yay! End chapter! Next chapter there will be a fight(doiy) and stuff! Thanks for reading, you silly person you! Look at all the exclamation points!!!!! Seeya!

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