Again- R&R please- I do not mind what your opinion of this is as long as
you show me you're not a moron who hasn't got one!
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Of Nightmares and Laughing Your Head Off
Pip was standing there, in his best clothes, washed and poshed and waiting for Diamond, at the end of the aisle. All about him were seated guests, also wearing their best waistcoats or skirts, cheerful, some (notably his own Ma, Eglantine) were waving and calling encouragement.
He stood. And he waited.
He waited a long time. The guests twisted round in their seats to see if Miss Diamond had arrived yet. Nobody came. 20 minutes passed and Pip felt his lower lip start to tremble. After a further 5 minutes of embarrassing waiting, when Merry was just getting ready to get up and console him.
An enormous mushroom in a dress walked in.
Pippin jumped, it was wearing Diamond's own dress, but the guests cheered and didn't seem to think it at all odd. Pippin stared at it in horror. Where was Diamond? The mushroom stood beside him and the Mayor started to say the vows to it. The mushroom replied, turning towards Pippin.
'Flobble-blobble bobbobfloob..'
Pippin cried out in horror and turned to the congregation, hoping they might see something wrong now. He screamed when he saw they'd all vanished. He turned to Merry, terrified and Merry suddenly looked very strange. Merry seemed to be turing into a mushroom as well.
Pippin turned from the scene to run out of the pavilion, and woke up, screaming from his dream, just as the Mayor laughed his head off and it rolled down the aisle. He sat up in bed, wide-eyed and sweating, gasping from his shock.
Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ,what a horrible dream. It maybe would sound funny when he told Merry in the morning, but right now, at 3 O'clock in the morning before his wedding, it seemed horrifyingly realistic. He shivered and wrapped the covers round his damp, naked skin, even though it was a warm night in Thrimidge (May).
If Diamond had been next to him, he could have told her and she'd have said not to worry, but now he couldn't see her until his mushrooming, er, wedding. Hell, he was scared.
Of Nightmares and Laughing Your Head Off
Pip was standing there, in his best clothes, washed and poshed and waiting for Diamond, at the end of the aisle. All about him were seated guests, also wearing their best waistcoats or skirts, cheerful, some (notably his own Ma, Eglantine) were waving and calling encouragement.
He stood. And he waited.
He waited a long time. The guests twisted round in their seats to see if Miss Diamond had arrived yet. Nobody came. 20 minutes passed and Pip felt his lower lip start to tremble. After a further 5 minutes of embarrassing waiting, when Merry was just getting ready to get up and console him.
An enormous mushroom in a dress walked in.
Pippin jumped, it was wearing Diamond's own dress, but the guests cheered and didn't seem to think it at all odd. Pippin stared at it in horror. Where was Diamond? The mushroom stood beside him and the Mayor started to say the vows to it. The mushroom replied, turning towards Pippin.
'Flobble-blobble bobbobfloob..'
Pippin cried out in horror and turned to the congregation, hoping they might see something wrong now. He screamed when he saw they'd all vanished. He turned to Merry, terrified and Merry suddenly looked very strange. Merry seemed to be turing into a mushroom as well.
Pippin turned from the scene to run out of the pavilion, and woke up, screaming from his dream, just as the Mayor laughed his head off and it rolled down the aisle. He sat up in bed, wide-eyed and sweating, gasping from his shock.
Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ,what a horrible dream. It maybe would sound funny when he told Merry in the morning, but right now, at 3 O'clock in the morning before his wedding, it seemed horrifyingly realistic. He shivered and wrapped the covers round his damp, naked skin, even though it was a warm night in Thrimidge (May).
If Diamond had been next to him, he could have told her and she'd have said not to worry, but now he couldn't see her until his mushrooming, er, wedding. Hell, he was scared.
