Wee! I'm eating York Peppermint Patties! Now I can't taste anything! Eh, I'm a little hyper. Last night, I was up till 11:38 p.m. dusting and vacuuming my room for no reason. I told my mom that I felt 'unclean'. I think that food at Fuddrucker's really messed up my mind. Ahem...let's get moving.

Disclaimer: I don't own The Simpsons.

            Dib-ario

            The Bomb-omb King lunged at Dib-ario, roaring like an insane chimpanzee. Dib-ario yiped and jumped to the side, almost falling off the mountain. The King landed on his stomach and slid. He slid until he flew off the side of the mountain. There was a huge explosion as the King landed. Dib-ario blinked.

            "That was pretty pointless, don'tcha think?!" Dib-ario yelled at the author.

            "You dare mock me?! I'll show you pointless!" the author screamed. The Bomb-omb King appeared in front of Dib-ario, unharmed.

            "THANKS A LOT!" Dib-ario yelled sarcastically. The Bomb-omb King stomped.

            "I have a star, Dib-ario. But you will not get it from me with out a fight!" the King said. He stomped like a Sumo wrestler. "Just try and pick me up and throw me on the ground! I laugh at you! Ha ha ha! See me laughing at you?"

            "Must you talk with bold font? It's really annoying," Dib-ario said.

            "I talk in bold because I am important, big, and LOOOOUD!" the Bomb-omb King yelled. Dib-ario watched as a flock of birds flew away. He sighed and shook his head. "And the author likes me best...so there. Nya!"

            "Okay, let's fight," Dib-ario said, and he tensed up. Fast paced fighting music started playing. The Bomb-omb King started walking around in circles, very slowly. He stomped loudly as he walked. Dib-ario blinked, then frowned in disgust.

            "You've got to be kidding. Is this supposed to be challenging?" Dib-ario asked, annoyed. The King roared angrily. Dib-ario yawned. The King narrowed his eyes, and stomped over to Dib-ario as fast as he could(turtle speed). Dib-ario laughed.

            "Is that all the fast you can go? Maybe you should lose some weight, fatty," Dib-ario said, and he kicked the King in the stomach. There was a loud clang, and Dib-ario's eyes bulged. "OWWW! OW! OW! OW!" he yelled, hopping up on one foot. The King picked him up as he was yelping, and he threw Dib-ario off the mountain.

            "HOOWA!" Dib-ario cried as he landed on the ground. He rubbed his head and groaned. He heard a loud rolling sound, and saw that a huge metal ball was rolling towards him. He leaped out of the way.

            "Stupid overweight metal bomb person," Dib-ario said, and he stood up. He ran back up to the top of the mountain as fast as he could, and the fighting music started again. The Bomb-omb King started stomping again. Dib-ario took a deep breath, then ran behind the King and picked him up.

            "How the heck are you picking me up?! I weigh over 500 pounds!" the King exclaimed. Dib-ario shrugged, then threw the King to the ground. There was a loud groan, then the King exploded into pieces. A star appeared where he had been, and it floated to the center of the mountain.

            "He wasn't so hard. What's the deal? One hit?" Dib-ario said, puzzled.

            "He was supposed to take three hits. I was just tired of him existing, so I lowered it to one hit," the author explained.

            "Um...yeah."

            Dib-ario walked over to the star and jumped. There was a twinkle sound, and party music started playing. Dib-ario did a little dance and yelled "Here we go!" Then a portal ripped open in the sky and he was sucked into it.

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            Dib-ario leaped out of the painting, and a little victory diddy played. He took off his hat and ruffled his hair. A save menu popped up in front of him.

            "Um...save and continue?" Dib-ario said, unsure. A sparkly sound played, and the menu flew away. Tak was cleaning her fingernails at the side of the room.

            "Did you win?" she asked, not really caring.

            "Yeah," Dib-ario said, proud of himself. He did a little victory march around the room. Tak rolled her eyes in disgust. She threw her nail file at him.

            "Great job, Dib-ario! You've recovered one of the castle stars! Now you can open all the doors that require one star to open them! Whoopee!" a voice said. Dib-ario stopped his march and looked around the room.

            "I am SO sick of voices coming out of no where! Why can't a regular person talk to me?! Why don't they at least have a floating head?! WHY?! All these voices make me feel like a schizo!" Dib-ario yelled, spit flying out of his mouth.

            "That's because you are a schizo Dib...Dib-ario, whatever. I'm just going to call you Lard Boy," Tak said, snickering. Dib-ario glared at her.

            "Fine, Mushroom Head. Call me what you will. I'm out of here," Dib-ario said, and he stomped out the room, slamming the door behind him. He looked around the huge room for a door with a 1 on it. He walked over to a blank door and opened it.

            "You decide your destiny. What color pill would you like?" a black man with black sunglasses said. The sunglasses didn't have anything holding them on his face. They just sat on his nose. Dib-ario stared at him for a moment, then slowly backed out of the room and slammed the door. "Ooooooo....kay."

            Dib-ario looked around the room once more and saw a door with a star on it with the number 1 in red on it. He climbed up the staircase and opened the door. He looked around the room. It was empty. There were three windows with a stained glass portrait of Princess Poison on them, but that was it. There was also a sign posted on the wall.

            "Jump through the window! Ride down the slide! Super happy fun time!" the sign read. Dib-ario scratched his head and looked at the windows. He read over the sign again and sighed. He took a few steps back, ran as fast as he could, then jumped into the center window.

            Glass broke all around him, and he fell two stories into the moat around the castle. He belly flopped into the ice cold water and sunk to the bottom like a rock. Dib-ario swam to the surface and gasped for air. He growled in fury.

            "It said to jump through the window! I see no slide! SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME?!" Dib-ario screamed, and he forced himself up. He ran back into the castle, up the staircase, and back into the room with the windows. This time, he walked over to the left window and tried to stick his arm through it. He punched through the window and cut up his fingers.

            "Well, that only leaves the one to the farthest right," he said to himself, and he backed up again. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and ran toward the window. He jumped into it. He felt no crash, but a freaky sucking sensation, and he was in another portal.

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            Dib-ario eventually landed on a hard red floor. In front of him was a big yellow slide which went through a tunnel. There was freaky hoe-down like music playing. It made him cringe.

            "Congratulations! You've found one of the secret castle rooms! Dive into the slide! It will be great fun! Super happy fun time! Huzzah!" said a voice. Dib-ario clenched his fists, still mad at all the floating voices. Wait...Can voices float? Whatever.

            Dib-ario ran towards the slide, preparing to jump and dive onto it. He was running a little too fast and tripped over his shoelace. He did a flip in mid-air and landed on his back, going down the slide backwards. He squealed as he helplessly slid down the slide blindly.

            "EEEE!" Dib-ario screeched, and he hit a wall on the side of the slide. He was able to turn himself so he could face forward. He saw in front of him that the walls soon would not be at the sides of the slide, and that he could fly off.

            "Who the heck built this slide anyway?!" Dib-ario yelled as he went down some steep hills, sometimes flying through the air. He bounced each time he landed. He noticed that whenever he slid, he heard a 'shiiiiii' sound, but it stopped if he wasn't sliding anymore. The hoe-down music played faster. Eventually, Dib-ario reached the end of the slide, and he hit his head on a small case of stairs.

            "Owww..thank God the hoe-down music stopped..oiy," Dib-ario said as he rubbed his head. He forced himself up and saw a floating box with a '!' on it. He jumped under it, hit his head, and it exploded. A star floated down to him, and once again, he yelled "Here we go!" and was sucked into another portal.

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            Dib-ario landed in the main entrance of the castle, and the victory diddy played again. The save menu appeared again, and Dib-ario punched at it. It floated away, making a yiping sound as it left. Dib-ario looked around the room, looking for another door with 1 star required to open it. He found one right in front of his big, proboscis nose.

            Dib-ario opened the door and went into the room. There was a painting of a weird, castle like place in front of him. He took a deep breath and jumped into the painting.

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            The portal spat Dib-ario out into a small field with a tree next to him. He looked around and saw a Venus fly trap like thingy in a small patch of flowers. As he walked towards it, lullaby music played. There was a bubble coming out of the plant's..nose thing. Dib-ario scratched his head.

            "YO! Mr. Plant Thing! Where am I?!" Dib-ario yelled into the plant's..ear thing. The plant yelled, then bit Dib-ario's enormous head. Dib-ario screamed like a banshee. The piranha plant had intended to swallow the plumber, but it didn't like the salty, greasy taste. He'd probably get indigestion. The plant spit Dib-ario out.

            "I'm quite sorry, old chap, but I was just having the most splendid dream, and when you awoke me, I was a tad upset. No hard feelings, eh my boy?" the piranha plant said, and he pulled a cup of tea out from behind him and sipped it daintily. Dib-ario stared at the plant for a moment, then ran away.

            Dib-ario followed a path up a hill, to where some stones with freaky faces were popping out of the wall. Dib-ario cleared his throat, trying to get their attention.

            "Myessss?" one of the stones said. He had a deep voice, and he sounded a bit stupid. "What can I do you for, Mr. Stinky Mustache Man?"

            Dib-ario breathed into his hand and sniffed. He sneezed. 'Eww...I do stink.' He wiped his hands on his dirty overalls. "Um, yeah, Mr...Stone Face Dude, where should I go?" Dib-ario asked the stone. The stone popped out of the wall a few times, excited some how.

            "Darrr...go up this here hill! You gotta get past me though...Hyuck! The path up to the block man with the Band-Aid on his back is pretty obvious," the stone said, and he laughed like a hillbilly. Dib-ario bit his lip, wondering if he should believe the retarded rock person. He shrugged, then decided to go up the hill. He jumped over the stone man, who started weeping afterwards(he's an anti-social), then jumped over two more stone people. He crossed over some weird platforms that moved, almost falling through one, then saw some steps leading up to a platform with a small staircase.

            "OoOWA!"

            Dib-ario scratched his head, wondering where the sound came from. After a few seconds he heard it again.

            "OoOWA!" *BOOM!*

            Dib-ario looked in the direction of the sound, and saw a huge blue stone with an unhappy expression on his face. 'How come all these stones have faces?' Dib-ario wondered, and he approached the angry stone guy.

            "Hello?"

            "OoOWA!" *BOOM!* ~squish!~

            The blue stone man smashed Dib-ario into the ground. Dib-ario felt like a pancake. The blue stone man laughed, then went up in the air again. Dib-ario quickly popped up to his normal size and jumped up the steps as fast as he could.

            When Dib-ario finally did reach the top, he put his hands on his knees and panted. "Note to self: Avoid all stones with faces," he said, and he cracked his spine. As he stood there, lullaby music started to play. "That can't be good." Dib-ario looked to his right and saw a sleeping piranha plant at the top of the small staircase. There was no way to get around the plant without falling off the platform. Dib-ario sighed, then started to tip-toe towards the plant.

            He silently climbed up the staircase, as quiet as a mouse. The plant stirred in its sleep. Dib-ario froze in place. When the plant seemed like it was in a deep sleep again, he tip-toed closer to it. As soon as Dib-ario got very close to the plant, it reached out one of its leaves and grabbed him. It snuggled him close, just like a teddy bear. Dib-ario squealed like a piggy. The plant started to talk in its sleep.

            "Come now, my baby, do not be shy. Show me some love. Do not play hard to get," it said in a French accent. It brought Dib-ario close to its face. It puckered its lips. Dib-ario screamed, and slapped him. The plant woke up, and roared in anger. Dib-ario jumped away, just out of its reach.

            "AMERICAN SWINE!" the piranha plant said, waving a clenched leaf at Dib-ario. Dib-ario sneered.

            "I'm Italian!" he yelled, and he stuck his tongue out. Dib-ario laughed, then left the plant yelling profanities. Shortly after Dib-ario left the plant, more lullaby music started playing. "Oh great," he said, and he looked around. There were two pathways. One was a very narrow one with a sleeping piranha plant, and the other had two bridges, one crumbly, the other very narrow.

            Dib-ario looked at each path, trying to decide which one would be easier. He decided to go with the bridges. He cracked his knuckles, then ran toward the bridge. The bridge crumbled underneath him, falling in chunks. Dib-ario was faster, though, and he made it to the platform before the narrow bridge. He stuck his arms in the air, and started tip-toeing over the narrow bridge. He collected several spinning coins, then came to the other side of the bridge.

            The lullaby was still playing, and the plant was still sleeping. Dib-ario smiled, happy that he didn't wake up a plant for once. In front of him, he saw a spinning bridge. He waited for it to come toward him, ran to the center, waited for it to spin, then ran to the other side.

            Dib-ario heard some familiar stamping. Loud stomping. Loud stomping that was above him, stamping heavily, and stamping like a sumo-wrestler stamper stamping about stampily.

            "STAMPY!" Bart yelled, then died.

            "Oh, man, do I have to fight another Bomb-omb King guy?!" Dib-ario asked the author, annoyed.

            "Nope. This guys different. Let me show ya," the author said. A huge hand came out of the sky. Dib-ario screamed like a rabid squirrel on crack. He tried to run, but the hand grabbed him, and brought him high in the air, then dropped him at the top of the hill. Dib-ario shook his head, dizzy.

            "FEE FI FO FOM! I'M GONNA SMASH YOU WITH MY BUM!" said a voice. There was some more loud stamping.

            "Booo! Get a writer!" said a mean heckler, and many tomatoes were thrown.

            Dib-ario looked behind him, and saw an enormous stone with fists and feet. He had one tooth, and didn't look too happy. He was randomly stamping around on the ground. He'd been waiting there all day for somebody to hear his creative poetry.

            Dib-ario waved meekly and said "Hi." He gulped.

            "I HAVE A STAR THAT YOU MAY NOT CLAIM, IF YOU CHALLENGE ME YOU WILL GET MAIMED!" the stone man said.

            Dib-ario cringed at the bad writing. "Aaaauugh! You SUCK!" He dug in his pockets for something to throw.

            The stone man began to weep. "I suppose ridicule comes with genius," the stone man said, and he wiped his eyes. "Still...EVERYBODY IS SO MEAN TO MEEEE!" The stone man went into a tantrum, and he decided to take his anger out on Dib-ario. Fast paced fighting music started to play, just like with the Bomb-omb King, signaling that a fight began.

            "Oh great," Dib-ario said, and he put up his dukes.   

You like Super Happy Fun Time? I like Super Happy Fun Time! Super Happy Fun Time go ZOOM! I go Zoom too! Byez!

-Crystal