This isn't really a chapter, it is just a little thing I wrote and liked, and I'm showing you guys I'm still alive. ^_^; Sorry I've been gone a while.

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                "...I can't understand this," BowZim said, hunched over a laptop(labtop? I dunno) computer.

                "What else is new?" Poison said angrily. She shifted her weight in her chair.

                "Really, I have no clue what this means," he said, and he brought the computer over to Poison so she could see it. "Read this," Zim said, pointing.

                                Fanboylover8623: OMG! LOL! Ppl lik u make me laf!!!111 U gots da nu ting w/ sparkles?! ROFL!

                                ULTIMITEVILDOOM: Bow to me, you waste of carbon!

                                Fanboylover8623: LYLAS! XOXOX! XD! FOOK!

                Poison raised an eyebrow. She shook her head and sighed. "I don't know either, Zim," she said. BowZim typed something else.

                                ULTIMITEVILDOOM: I'm 16, 5 ft. 4 in. with long, blonde hair that goes to my waste. I'm from Egypt.

                                Fanboylover8623: U wanna marry meh?! I luv u!

                BowZim laughed insanely. Poison fought back a chuckle.

                "You want to say anything?" BowZim asked Poison. "I'll say you're my twin."

                "Okay," Poison said, sighing. She told him what to type.

                                ULTIMITEVILDOOM: My twin wants to talk to you.

                                Fanboylover8623: U's gots a twin! OMG!

                                ULTIMITEVILDOOM: Hi there.

                                Fanboylover8623: Hi.

                                ULTIMITEVILDOOM: What's your name?
                                Fanboylover8623: Joseph.

                                ULTIMITEVILDOOM: I'm Lucy.

                                Fanboylover8623: ASL same as ur sis?

                BowZim and Poison stared at the screen. They didn't know what ASL meant.

                                ULTIMITEVILDOOM: Got any pictures?

                                Fanboylover8623: Yea, I'll sen u som.

                A picture of a handsome boy with nothing but a speedo on came up on the screen. BowZim laughed, and Poison was sickened. BowZim quickly deleted it.

                                Fanboylover8623: Do u hav pic?

                                ULTIMITEVILDOOM: Yes, I'll send it through.

                BowZim sent a picture of a fat, balding man with hair all over his stomach. The fat man was also wearing a speedo, but you couldn't tell because his fat stomach was so huge that it rolled over it. The fat man had a beard and 3 chins.

                                ULTIMITEVILDOOM: Am I sexy or what?

                                Fanboylover8623 has signed off.

                BowZim and Poison laughed insanely together. After a little while, they calmed down.

                "Let's hassle somebody else!" BowZim said.

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                I dun know when the next real chapter will be up for this fic. Hopefully soon.

                                                                                -Crystal