Regarding Pippinisms

Just so nobody continues checking for nonexistent updates, I would like to say I am choosing to end this story as it is. I know it seems incomplete, and believe me I had intended to go on and do a story all about little Faramir, but this excruciatingly stretched-out bore of a saga story isn't something I want to keep doing.

I mean, while I've had absolutely no bad or flaming reviews, I've not warned anybody about the slashy contents in the story this is a sequel to, I haven't offered any explanation as to why Pippin is the only Took with a Scottish accent (I do actually have a reason- his sisters are quite snobbish and perceive the accent as common, and therefore tried not to talk like that as they grew up.

Strange I know, but that is my personal take on them, seeing as Tolkien wrote absolutely nothing on them I think it is justified I can interpret them in my own way. And Pippin's mother wouldn't have a Tookish accent because it wasn't her side of the family, she is a Banks, not a Took. And Paladin would have had a Tookish accent except that I chose to write his voice as being cracked with age and thought that if I'd written if with his voice old AND the accent, nobody would have understood at all what he was talking about!)

I also made the hobbits swear. Somebody doesn't agree with this, and they have got a point, J R R Tolkien never has them swearing, even in times of great stress. However, I considered this and thought that they would use some milder oaths, because Tolkeins style is more reported than this type of closer, more focused writing. 'Shite' is an archaic form of curse, they certainly wouldn't use the F-word, and I've been very careful not to let any character say 'Ye gods!' or 'Oh my God' because they DIDN'T have gods. That's the point.

I just think I can do much better writing and in places this story strikes me as tasteless instead of funny in many ways. And did I mention the utterly stupid chapter titles?

Pippinisms forever. Maybe I will do something about Faramir. Rest assured it will be better quality than this rubbish. : )