Disclaimer Guy: Sadly, I don't own YuGiOh. If I did, I would have this
A.N. Hey, I wrote this when I was really mad, so don't be too surprised if
it is really demented.
One day, everyone was watching TV except for Tristan was eating a donut. He rode on the way to Serenity room on his motorcycle, but then he gets sucked into Blues Clues land.
Joe: We have to use-*Tristan rides in just as Blue puts a paw print on the screen*
Tristan: **** IT! MY NEW SHIRT THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE PEFECT FOR SERENITY!
Joe: Hi! My name is Joe and this is my dog Blue!
Tristan: 0 0 ------ Joe: So can we help you?????????
Tristan: Uhh yeah. You can get me back to my home
Joe: And how are we gonna do that?
Kids: By playing Blues clues!
Joe: What You say?
Tristan: Dude, Are you deaf? They yelled -
Joe: What did you say?
Kids: BLUES CLUES!
Joe: Let's play Blues Clues! We need to get 3 paw prints and
Tristan: Umm, dude, the portal is right here
Joe: Not anymore!
Tristan: What the f-
Blue: Food!
Tristan: What the h-
Blue: Hullo!
Tristan: ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!
Joe: SO let's look around the house for some clues! *Starts doing the slow jog*
A big bubble that has a really large paw print appears
Kids: A clue, a clue!
Joe: Where?
Tristan: Right behind you, jacka-
Blue: Jackal!
Kids: Right behind you Joe!
Tristan: Dude, apparently you are deaf and blind, or maybe even metal
Joe: ..
Tristan: YOU IDIOT!!!!! ARE YOU DEAF?
Joe: This is a G rated show "dude" *farts*
Tristan: Dude that was wicked
Joe: So than we draw a circle with a line in the middle and there it is, a bubble
Blue: Kitchen!
Joe: Blue says to look in the kitchen!
*Walks to the kitchen*
Tristan: HOLY ****! IS THAT A FRIIGIN SLAT SHKER AND PEPPER SHAKER AND PAPREKI?????
Joe: THIS IS A G RATED SHOW YOU *****
Tristan: Oh, I think I will put a little salt on my fries
Joe: HEY THAT WAS A PERSON!
Tristan: I never thought myself as a carnavore, but this is pretty **** good
Joe: FOR THE LAST FRIGGIN TIME, THIS IS A G RATED SHOW!
Kids: A clue, a clue!
Joe: Where?
Tristan: Okay, this is getting stupid
Kids: Behind you Joe!
Toilet with an ugly paw print on it
Tristan: Now that is demented
Joe: And draw that and this and we have a toilet
Blue: Outside!
Tristan: *muttering* morons
Kids: a clue, a clue!
Tristan: Where?
Joe: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE YOU FRIGGIN BASTARD!
Tristan: **** ***** ***** **** you
Joe: THIS IS AN F***ING G RATED SHOW!
Tristan: hash, made you curse
Joe: And now we draw a motorcycle. Guess what kids! We have all three clues!
Tristan: Whoopedo
Joe: So now we will sit in our thinking chair!
24 hours later
Joe: We figured out how to get Tristan home!
Tristan: How?
Joe: It involves you riding into the toilet on your motorcycle and then making a fart bubble!
Tristan: Dude, that is just not right
Joe: Do you want to get home?
Tristan: H*** Yeah.
Joe: (I (I ? (O o) (")(")
Tristan: AWW! Look at the bunny!
So Tristan does all the stuff and get home!
Tristan: My shirt! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS JOE!
One day, everyone was watching TV except for Tristan was eating a donut. He rode on the way to Serenity room on his motorcycle, but then he gets sucked into Blues Clues land.
Joe: We have to use-*Tristan rides in just as Blue puts a paw print on the screen*
Tristan: **** IT! MY NEW SHIRT THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE PEFECT FOR SERENITY!
Joe: Hi! My name is Joe and this is my dog Blue!
Tristan: 0 0 ------ Joe: So can we help you?????????
Tristan: Uhh yeah. You can get me back to my home
Joe: And how are we gonna do that?
Kids: By playing Blues clues!
Joe: What You say?
Tristan: Dude, Are you deaf? They yelled -
Joe: What did you say?
Kids: BLUES CLUES!
Joe: Let's play Blues Clues! We need to get 3 paw prints and
Tristan: Umm, dude, the portal is right here
Joe: Not anymore!
Tristan: What the f-
Blue: Food!
Tristan: What the h-
Blue: Hullo!
Tristan: ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!
Joe: SO let's look around the house for some clues! *Starts doing the slow jog*
A big bubble that has a really large paw print appears
Kids: A clue, a clue!
Joe: Where?
Tristan: Right behind you, jacka-
Blue: Jackal!
Kids: Right behind you Joe!
Tristan: Dude, apparently you are deaf and blind, or maybe even metal
Joe: ..
Tristan: YOU IDIOT!!!!! ARE YOU DEAF?
Joe: This is a G rated show "dude" *farts*
Tristan: Dude that was wicked
Joe: So than we draw a circle with a line in the middle and there it is, a bubble
Blue: Kitchen!
Joe: Blue says to look in the kitchen!
*Walks to the kitchen*
Tristan: HOLY ****! IS THAT A FRIIGIN SLAT SHKER AND PEPPER SHAKER AND PAPREKI?????
Joe: THIS IS A G RATED SHOW YOU *****
Tristan: Oh, I think I will put a little salt on my fries
Joe: HEY THAT WAS A PERSON!
Tristan: I never thought myself as a carnavore, but this is pretty **** good
Joe: FOR THE LAST FRIGGIN TIME, THIS IS A G RATED SHOW!
Kids: A clue, a clue!
Joe: Where?
Tristan: Okay, this is getting stupid
Kids: Behind you Joe!
Toilet with an ugly paw print on it
Tristan: Now that is demented
Joe: And draw that and this and we have a toilet
Blue: Outside!
Tristan: *muttering* morons
Kids: a clue, a clue!
Tristan: Where?
Joe: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE YOU FRIGGIN BASTARD!
Tristan: **** ***** ***** **** you
Joe: THIS IS AN F***ING G RATED SHOW!
Tristan: hash, made you curse
Joe: And now we draw a motorcycle. Guess what kids! We have all three clues!
Tristan: Whoopedo
Joe: So now we will sit in our thinking chair!
24 hours later
Joe: We figured out how to get Tristan home!
Tristan: How?
Joe: It involves you riding into the toilet on your motorcycle and then making a fart bubble!
Tristan: Dude, that is just not right
Joe: Do you want to get home?
Tristan: H*** Yeah.
Joe: (I (I ? (O o) (")(")
Tristan: AWW! Look at the bunny!
So Tristan does all the stuff and get home!
Tristan: My shirt! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS JOE!
