A/n: I was bored and I only had one other story on my profile so read at you own risk

* Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sitting outside on the grounds for no particular reason*

Hermione: I am bored beyond all reason.

Ron: I say we go get a keg and have a party!!!

Harry: *whoops excitedly*

Hermione: ALRIGHT!!!

Random person with purple hair: Wait Hermione is supposed to be a goodie- good?

Harry: True.. true.*stokes his chin*

Random person with purple hair: Then why is she ready to party?

Hermione: For one stop referring to me as if I am not in the room and for two right now I am not in control of my word or actions.

Random person with purple hair: Then who is?

Hermione: Her * points to nothing unparticular *

Random person with purple hair: ohhh..the author. I hate those damn people

* A suddenly the random person with purple hair gets struck by lighting *

Creepy voice: FOR HER COMMENT YOU SHALL HAVE ALL INTERESTING AND ODD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!

*Suddenly Hermione starts wiggling like a manic and quaking*

* Harry starts excavating for sand *

*Ron went over the Hermione and because for some odd reason he found the quaking attractive and he kissed her *

So for all eternity Hermione quacked, Harry had an obsession with sand, and Ron was continually courting Hermione

THE END