A/n: I was bored and I only had one other story on my profile so read at
you own risk
* Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sitting outside on the grounds for no particular reason*
Hermione: I am bored beyond all reason.
Ron: I say we go get a keg and have a party!!!
Harry: *whoops excitedly*
Hermione: ALRIGHT!!!
Random person with purple hair: Wait Hermione is supposed to be a goodie- good?
Harry: True.. true.*stokes his chin*
Random person with purple hair: Then why is she ready to party?
Hermione: For one stop referring to me as if I am not in the room and for two right now I am not in control of my word or actions.
Random person with purple hair: Then who is?
Hermione: Her * points to nothing unparticular *
Random person with purple hair: ohhh..the author. I hate those damn people
* A suddenly the random person with purple hair gets struck by lighting *
Creepy voice: FOR HER COMMENT YOU SHALL HAVE ALL INTERESTING AND ODD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!
*Suddenly Hermione starts wiggling like a manic and quaking*
* Harry starts excavating for sand *
*Ron went over the Hermione and because for some odd reason he found the quaking attractive and he kissed her *
So for all eternity Hermione quacked, Harry had an obsession with sand, and Ron was continually courting Hermione
THE END
* Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sitting outside on the grounds for no particular reason*
Hermione: I am bored beyond all reason.
Ron: I say we go get a keg and have a party!!!
Harry: *whoops excitedly*
Hermione: ALRIGHT!!!
Random person with purple hair: Wait Hermione is supposed to be a goodie- good?
Harry: True.. true.*stokes his chin*
Random person with purple hair: Then why is she ready to party?
Hermione: For one stop referring to me as if I am not in the room and for two right now I am not in control of my word or actions.
Random person with purple hair: Then who is?
Hermione: Her * points to nothing unparticular *
Random person with purple hair: ohhh..the author. I hate those damn people
* A suddenly the random person with purple hair gets struck by lighting *
Creepy voice: FOR HER COMMENT YOU SHALL HAVE ALL INTERESTING AND ODD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!
*Suddenly Hermione starts wiggling like a manic and quaking*
* Harry starts excavating for sand *
*Ron went over the Hermione and because for some odd reason he found the quaking attractive and he kissed her *
So for all eternity Hermione quacked, Harry had an obsession with sand, and Ron was continually courting Hermione
THE END
