[NOTE TO READERS, ESP DEANNA WRIGHT FANS : Sorrrrrrrrrrry, but I'm giving
Deanna a miss here. I thought I'd warn you guys that SOMEBODY ELSE is
walking off with Miguel/Jesse in this chapter (it's NOT Charity). I promise
it'll be Deanna either later in this story or next time, next story - I
really am a Kaguel fan, though, so keep that in mind!
Characters: mostly the characters of 'Passions', some of the CAST and ex- cast members of 'Passions', Melissa Doyle, Chris Reason, David Koch, Natalie Barr, Adam Digby, (FOR NON-AUSTRALIANS: these guys are Australian TV Personalities), Rhea McKinlay, Amy Walters. (Rhea and Amy are FICTITIOUS though).
Chapter 2
"We're Rhea and Amy from Watchville" said Rhea. "And we're here to give 'Passions' a makeover!" "And we're starting with the Kay-Miguel-Charity triangle. Since Charity's going to be gone from the show by the time we're done, Molly, since you were doing such a good job of playing Miss Syrup, we suggest you audition for the new Barbie movie they're going to make - you'll be perfect for the part!" added Amy. All the while, Jesse and Molly have been staring at them wide-eyed, "But how are you guys going to handle Reiley?" asked Miguel. "Just leave that up to us" Rhea assured him, "Now, here are your new scripts: ACTION!"
Jesse and Molly reassume their positions near the kitchen counter and once more, become Miguel and Charity. "I'm so sorry Charity. I don't know what's gotten into Kay," said Miguel. "Oh Miguel! It was HORRIBLE! I could feel the evil all over me. It's going to kill us all!" shrieked Charity. "Charity, what are you talking about? It was just a glass of cold drink!" "It was EVIL Miguel. Evil, I tell you - eeeeeeeeeeeevil!" "What was evil Charity? And why are you both so wet?" came Grace's voice as she stepped into the kitchen. Charity blurted out the whole incident with Kay. "WHAT? Kay did WHAT? This is too much! First she - er - first she - er - never mind! I'm disowning her right now! I'm going to leave the Bed-n-Breakfast to you in my will, Charity, along with the secret ingredient for my Tomato Soup Cake!" said Grace. [Charity made a gagging motion at the mention of the tomato soup cake].
Sam Bennet was on his way over to the kitchen to see what all the commotion was about when he was suddenly pulled back into the living room. He didn't have much time to gasp in surprise as two young women he'd never seen before frantically whispered some instructions to him. He grinned and gave them a thumbs-up before he went into the kitchen.
"Grace, what's going on here?" asked Sam. "Sam, do you have ANY idea what that evil monster Kay did to our poor daughter Charity?" said Grace, in an overly melodramatic tone. Sam rolled his eyes, "What? She finally told Charity to get a life?" Grace's eyes widened to the size of her tomato soup cakes, "Sam! How could you - " began Grace. "Since when did Charity become our daughter?" Sam demanded. "Sam, Kay just dumped a glass-full of Evil Juice all over Charity's delicate little head and all you can think about is the fact that she's not your daughter? Just because she's my niece? I always knew you didn't care about me or my family or poor Faith -" "Oh shut up Grace! Damn right I don't care about you or your family you sook! Take your precious Barbie doll and get the hell out of my house! Ivy's moving in tomorrow," said Sam. Grace began to howl, "You'll see, Sam! You'll be so sorry, when you wake up in the morning and you feel like tomato soup cake and then you'll come crawling - " "Oh, that reminds me," said Sam, "I've got something for you". He walked over to the fridge, picked up a huge tomato soup cake and dumped it over Grace's head, "Enjoy!" He ran off to the Crane mansion, feeling proud, anxious to share a laugh about this with Ivy.
Miguel had doubled up on the floor, laughing his head off. Charity was pulling at his sleeve, "Miguel! How could you?! You're laughing at me and my poor Aunt Grace! I thought you LOVED me! Miguel, why are you doing this, Miguel stop it, Miguel, Miguel, Miguel, Miguel!" she whined, "Fine, laugh then! Now I'll NEVER wear a short skirt in front of you ever again! And from now on, we only kiss ONCE per year instead of twice like we normally do!" Miguel looked up at her, "Charity that's the BEST news yet! What next - I never have to see you again?" "MIGUEL!!!!!" Charity began to weep and wail, "It's not working Miguel! I know you still love me, stop pretending!" Miguel laughed harder, "I'm going to do you a favour though" said Charity, "I'm going to let you date me if you promise to tell me I'm beautiful every two minutes now instead of every five like you used to!" Somebody appeared behind Charity, holding a little plastic angel like the ones that were put at the top of Christmas trees, "Don't worry Miguel! I'll save you!" said a familiar voice that they hadn't heard in a long time. The person conked Charity over the head with the little angel. Charity dropped down dead. Miguel gaped at the person whose face had been concealed by Charity's head until now & was finally revealed when Charity sank to the floor, "I don't believe this!" exclaimed Miguel.
"Taylor Anne Mountz!" Grace mumbled, through gobs of tomato soup cake which were running down her whole face by now, "Eeeeeargh!" she thought, as she tasted some of the cake for the first time, "This is foul! I'm GLAD I made my family eat it! Serves Sam and the others right!" To Taylor she said, "Kay the First! I'm SO glad you're back! I always liked you better than the second Kay. You'll help me won't you? I heard you graduated with a PHD - you must be earning LOTS right now! Sam's kicking me out and I need a place to stay. I can't stay in the Bed-n-Breakfast because it's below my standards - I made sure of that, I mean all the toilets leak and the place is infested with rats! I especially had them imported from a foreign country!"
[heheh - I couldn't resist sticking Taylor in, some of you may be disappointed but I'm more of a Taylor fan than Deanna, especially since Taylor only recently disappeared from Aussie screens]
"No chance MOM, or should I say Ex-Mom? You treated me like crap too! Poor Second Kay! I hate to think what you must have done to her - serves you right that you're finally getting some payback!" said First Kay.
"Kaaaaaaaaaay! I missed you so muuuuuuuuuch!" said Miguel, "The other Kay always seemed sick of everything - well, not that I can blame her, but at least you put up with all this crap with a bit of enthusiasm. Did those two girls we met earlier send you here?" First Kay said, "Yes, they did. And don't bad-mouth Deanna - if I had to stick around here that long, I'd turn robotic too! Luckily though, I don't have to stick round. You coming?" "You bet! FINALLY! After eons of being with that plastic doll, I finally get to be with a REAL woman!" said Miguel, excitedly, "Remember when we had to do that scene during the fire at the Standish house, where you came into my bedroom wearing that sexy blue number when I was hoping that Charity and Faith would both burn down with their house, but alas it was not to be?" "Yeah, Luis and someone walked in - it was so long ago I hardly remember" she replied. "Well, I forgot to tell you when we finished shooting that scene that I thought you looked REALLY HOT - Charity could NEVER look like that no matter what she wore. I was cursing JER for not pairing me with you." Miguel finished. "Well, thanks for the compliment and everything, but we've got to hurry. Trouble's on the way - oh no! It's here already!" said First Kay. "Going somewhere?" said a voice that chilled Miguel to the bone. He turned, "Oh no! Zombie Charity!" he whimpered.
[Ok, so it's becoming a little angsty here, but later chapters will focus more on the mocking part. PLEASE REVIEW!]
Characters: mostly the characters of 'Passions', some of the CAST and ex- cast members of 'Passions', Melissa Doyle, Chris Reason, David Koch, Natalie Barr, Adam Digby, (FOR NON-AUSTRALIANS: these guys are Australian TV Personalities), Rhea McKinlay, Amy Walters. (Rhea and Amy are FICTITIOUS though).
Chapter 2
"We're Rhea and Amy from Watchville" said Rhea. "And we're here to give 'Passions' a makeover!" "And we're starting with the Kay-Miguel-Charity triangle. Since Charity's going to be gone from the show by the time we're done, Molly, since you were doing such a good job of playing Miss Syrup, we suggest you audition for the new Barbie movie they're going to make - you'll be perfect for the part!" added Amy. All the while, Jesse and Molly have been staring at them wide-eyed, "But how are you guys going to handle Reiley?" asked Miguel. "Just leave that up to us" Rhea assured him, "Now, here are your new scripts: ACTION!"
Jesse and Molly reassume their positions near the kitchen counter and once more, become Miguel and Charity. "I'm so sorry Charity. I don't know what's gotten into Kay," said Miguel. "Oh Miguel! It was HORRIBLE! I could feel the evil all over me. It's going to kill us all!" shrieked Charity. "Charity, what are you talking about? It was just a glass of cold drink!" "It was EVIL Miguel. Evil, I tell you - eeeeeeeeeeeevil!" "What was evil Charity? And why are you both so wet?" came Grace's voice as she stepped into the kitchen. Charity blurted out the whole incident with Kay. "WHAT? Kay did WHAT? This is too much! First she - er - first she - er - never mind! I'm disowning her right now! I'm going to leave the Bed-n-Breakfast to you in my will, Charity, along with the secret ingredient for my Tomato Soup Cake!" said Grace. [Charity made a gagging motion at the mention of the tomato soup cake].
Sam Bennet was on his way over to the kitchen to see what all the commotion was about when he was suddenly pulled back into the living room. He didn't have much time to gasp in surprise as two young women he'd never seen before frantically whispered some instructions to him. He grinned and gave them a thumbs-up before he went into the kitchen.
"Grace, what's going on here?" asked Sam. "Sam, do you have ANY idea what that evil monster Kay did to our poor daughter Charity?" said Grace, in an overly melodramatic tone. Sam rolled his eyes, "What? She finally told Charity to get a life?" Grace's eyes widened to the size of her tomato soup cakes, "Sam! How could you - " began Grace. "Since when did Charity become our daughter?" Sam demanded. "Sam, Kay just dumped a glass-full of Evil Juice all over Charity's delicate little head and all you can think about is the fact that she's not your daughter? Just because she's my niece? I always knew you didn't care about me or my family or poor Faith -" "Oh shut up Grace! Damn right I don't care about you or your family you sook! Take your precious Barbie doll and get the hell out of my house! Ivy's moving in tomorrow," said Sam. Grace began to howl, "You'll see, Sam! You'll be so sorry, when you wake up in the morning and you feel like tomato soup cake and then you'll come crawling - " "Oh, that reminds me," said Sam, "I've got something for you". He walked over to the fridge, picked up a huge tomato soup cake and dumped it over Grace's head, "Enjoy!" He ran off to the Crane mansion, feeling proud, anxious to share a laugh about this with Ivy.
Miguel had doubled up on the floor, laughing his head off. Charity was pulling at his sleeve, "Miguel! How could you?! You're laughing at me and my poor Aunt Grace! I thought you LOVED me! Miguel, why are you doing this, Miguel stop it, Miguel, Miguel, Miguel, Miguel!" she whined, "Fine, laugh then! Now I'll NEVER wear a short skirt in front of you ever again! And from now on, we only kiss ONCE per year instead of twice like we normally do!" Miguel looked up at her, "Charity that's the BEST news yet! What next - I never have to see you again?" "MIGUEL!!!!!" Charity began to weep and wail, "It's not working Miguel! I know you still love me, stop pretending!" Miguel laughed harder, "I'm going to do you a favour though" said Charity, "I'm going to let you date me if you promise to tell me I'm beautiful every two minutes now instead of every five like you used to!" Somebody appeared behind Charity, holding a little plastic angel like the ones that were put at the top of Christmas trees, "Don't worry Miguel! I'll save you!" said a familiar voice that they hadn't heard in a long time. The person conked Charity over the head with the little angel. Charity dropped down dead. Miguel gaped at the person whose face had been concealed by Charity's head until now & was finally revealed when Charity sank to the floor, "I don't believe this!" exclaimed Miguel.
"Taylor Anne Mountz!" Grace mumbled, through gobs of tomato soup cake which were running down her whole face by now, "Eeeeeargh!" she thought, as she tasted some of the cake for the first time, "This is foul! I'm GLAD I made my family eat it! Serves Sam and the others right!" To Taylor she said, "Kay the First! I'm SO glad you're back! I always liked you better than the second Kay. You'll help me won't you? I heard you graduated with a PHD - you must be earning LOTS right now! Sam's kicking me out and I need a place to stay. I can't stay in the Bed-n-Breakfast because it's below my standards - I made sure of that, I mean all the toilets leak and the place is infested with rats! I especially had them imported from a foreign country!"
[heheh - I couldn't resist sticking Taylor in, some of you may be disappointed but I'm more of a Taylor fan than Deanna, especially since Taylor only recently disappeared from Aussie screens]
"No chance MOM, or should I say Ex-Mom? You treated me like crap too! Poor Second Kay! I hate to think what you must have done to her - serves you right that you're finally getting some payback!" said First Kay.
"Kaaaaaaaaaay! I missed you so muuuuuuuuuch!" said Miguel, "The other Kay always seemed sick of everything - well, not that I can blame her, but at least you put up with all this crap with a bit of enthusiasm. Did those two girls we met earlier send you here?" First Kay said, "Yes, they did. And don't bad-mouth Deanna - if I had to stick around here that long, I'd turn robotic too! Luckily though, I don't have to stick round. You coming?" "You bet! FINALLY! After eons of being with that plastic doll, I finally get to be with a REAL woman!" said Miguel, excitedly, "Remember when we had to do that scene during the fire at the Standish house, where you came into my bedroom wearing that sexy blue number when I was hoping that Charity and Faith would both burn down with their house, but alas it was not to be?" "Yeah, Luis and someone walked in - it was so long ago I hardly remember" she replied. "Well, I forgot to tell you when we finished shooting that scene that I thought you looked REALLY HOT - Charity could NEVER look like that no matter what she wore. I was cursing JER for not pairing me with you." Miguel finished. "Well, thanks for the compliment and everything, but we've got to hurry. Trouble's on the way - oh no! It's here already!" said First Kay. "Going somewhere?" said a voice that chilled Miguel to the bone. He turned, "Oh no! Zombie Charity!" he whimpered.
[Ok, so it's becoming a little angsty here, but later chapters will focus more on the mocking part. PLEASE REVIEW!]
