Characters: mostly the characters of 'Passions', some of the CAST and ex- cast members of 'Passions', Melissa Doyle, Chris Reason, David Koch, Natalie Barr, Adam Digby, (FOR NON-AUSTRALIANS: these guys are Australian TV Personalities), Rhea McKinlay, Amy Walters. (Rhea and Amy are FICTITIOUS though).



Chapter 5

Miguel and First Kay came out of their sanctuary at the edge of the portal to congratulate Tabitha for annihilating Zombie Charity. In walked Jessica with Reese, Whitney, John, Chad and Simone. They all stared wide-eyed at First Kay. Then, assuming that they just hadn't been briefed about Taylor Anne Mountz returning to the show, continued on as normal....only they couldn't because they had all come to speak to Miguel and Charity about the Homecoming Dance and making them Homecoming Queen and King, but Charity was no where to be seen.

[Since I'm Aussie, I don't know if you guys in the US still have Homecoming Dances, etc so please just excuse my getting some facts wrong.]

Suddenly, Jessica began to shriek, "Charity's dead! There's her body - look!" she pointed to where real Charity's body lay sprawled face-down, a plastic Christmas-tree angel near her head, where First Kay had dropped it after conking Charity over the head with it. There was no blood. Jessica and Simone glared accusingly at First Kay. "Yes, I killed Little Miss Pasty- Face," said First Kay, boldly. Everyone was taken aback, excluding Tabitha and Miguel. "Miguel, aren't you going to do something?" demanded Jessica, "my vindictive b**** of a sister just killed your girlfriend, the love of your life!" Miguel grinned, "I know," he looked adoringly at First Kay, "she's such a brave girl - she risked her sanity to come back to Harmony and rescued me from that broken record of a plastic doll! Now that is true friendship." He put his arm around First Kay.

[Bruce Michael Hall thought to himself, "oh no you don't! If the rules really have changed and Reily really has flipped, I'm gonna make my own ratings!]

Miguel was surprised to see Reese suddenly throw off his glasses, mess up his hair and charge towards him, "Get your hands off my girl!!!" Reese roared. "Ross! What are you doing?" cried Tabitha. Reese immediately changed direction and lunged for Tabitha, "For the last time....it's REESE old woman! REESE!" Tabitha tackled him easily and sent him sprawling on his six-pack. Jade Harlow decided it was time Jessica got some action (even if it wasn't the kind she'd hoped for) and jumped at First Kay, "I HATE you Taylor Anne Mountz! I was secretly GAY and I LOVED Charity! I'm also ADOPTED so Charity wasn't really my cousin! Hang on a sec - I'm actually bisexual - I loved Reese too! But he never gave me a second glance because he loves you!" She began to pull First Kay's hair as Miguel tried to stop her. Simone and Whitney gasped as Chad rushed over to First Kay's defence, "Taylor Anne! I always had a HUGE crush on you! That's why I joined 'Passions', but you were GONE by the time I arrived! I set Donn Swaby up for sabotaging the sets of the show so he would get kicked out! I paid Lisa Hesser MILLIONS of dollars to get the role of Chad Harris!" cried Charles Divins. "You did what?" came another voice.

"Donn Swaby!" cried Charles, as the first Chad pounced on the current Chad and began to beat the living daylights out of him. Simone and Whitney screamed, "Shut up you two annoying little prissies!" said First Chad, looking back at them. Then he turned back to Chad and gave him a kick, sending him to the floor, "That's for denying ME a chance with Taylor!" Simone and Whitney had heard enough, "Taylor's stealing our man - men!" said Whitney; "Yeah, we have to teach her a lesson," agreed Simone. They went over to help Jessica out in her cat-fight against First Kay. The two Chads stopped fighting and went over to help Kay. "Don't worry Kay, I'll help you!" said Tabitha, joining the fight, 'I will too!" said Reese, joining in. "Me too!" said another voice as Deanna Wright walked back in to join them. "Me three!" said somebody else as Lena Cardwell, the first Simone entered the picture to help out her first best friend, First Kay. Now everybody was all over each other in a huge group fight, as Miguel, Tabitha, the two Chads, First Simone, Reese and (Deanna's) Kay fought to save First Kay while Jessica, Whitney and Simone fought against them to HURT poor First Kay. John slowly made his way towards the back door..



Well, any guesses as to who will emerge victorious? PLEASE review!!!