Legal Mumbo Jumbo - I don't own any of the 'Passions' cast and characters
or ex-cast members. Neither do I own Chris, Mel, Kochie, Nat or Adam or
Channel Seven or 'Sunrise'. Rhea and Amy are fictitious.
Characters: mostly the characters of 'Passions', some of the CAST and ex- cast members of 'Passions', Melissa Doyle, Chris Reason, David Koch, Natalie Barr, Adam Digby, (FOR NON-AUSTRALIANS: these guys are Australian TV Personalities), Rhea McKinlay, Amy Walters. (Rhea and Amy are FICTITIOUS though).
Chapter 6
"Alright STOP! Cut it out!" came Amy's voice, "While your outrageous behaviour does make for a much more interesting soap than the boring lines that you have to keep dragging out forever, we've got to maintain a sense of order here - you ARE being watched by millions you know" added Rhea. Everybody immediately disentangled from each other and quickly brushed themselves off and began smoothing back their hair. Most were red-faced. "Now, get ready for your next scenes. Antonio and Gwen are getting engaged. Save the big face-off with your rivals for their engagement party, okay? Now let's go raid the Crane mansion and bank account for money with which to dress you guys for the occasion" Rhea instructed.
Miguel thought, "hmmmmmm....an engagement party...there's got to be alcohol there...I wonder if I could get Kay drunk? Then we could go off into a separate room and -" "Miguel!" He found that everybody else had left the kitchen while he was busy plotting, but Amy and Rhea had come back to fetch him, "oh, coming" he said, a wily grin on his face.
[Meanwhile, Eric Martsolf was at the park near where his character Ethan had just been shoved into the fountain. He was going over his new script, feeling very bewildered. First, his co-star Natalie Zea changed all the lines of her character Gwen, then it turned out Gwen had been secretly seeing Antonio, who was the brother of Theresa, the Ethan character's love interest on the show. After Gwen walked off with Antonio, who had helped Gwen push Ethan into the fountain, two girls Eric had never seen before approached him, claiming that they were now in control of the show. Since the whole crew seemed to be going all along with it (and strangely enough to Eric, they all seemed to be enjoying the whole thing), he figured he might as well follow suit. Besides, the girls were cute. So off he went for his next scene:]
Ethan arrived at Theresa's grave, "This is all your fault!" he screamed at the grave, "if you had just come back to life like you used to all those other times, I wouldn't have to look like such a loser in front of Gwen! I could have made HER feel like the reject yet again! How embarrassing! I mean she actually REFUSED to be by my side!!!" he pulled out a pair of scissors, "remember these? These are the exact same scissors you used to attack Gwen with! This is for leaving me looking like a fool!" he stabbed viciously at the dirt in front of the grave, "It's payback time Therebitcha! Oops! I mean Theresita. And this one is for - er- er- this one is for my being pushed into the fountain and ruining my favourite Abercrombie and Fitch jacket!" he stabbed at the grave again, "And to think I told you I loved you!" In an almost psychotic rage, Ethan began to repeatedly stab at the grave, not even looking up for an instant..until he heard his name being whispered, "Eeeethan". He looked up quickly, recognising the voice immediately, "Oh my gosh!" he gasped, "I don't believe it! It's you! It's really you!"
Was it Theresa? Well, of course it was Theresa. The thick, dark, dripping black eyeliner weighing down those pretty lids almost to nose level was unmistakeable. Even in death, the huge gob of bright pink lipstick was slightly smeared above the lines of her lips, as perfectly as before she had died. As those ever-pouty lips slowly stretched into a crocodile of a smile, Ethan saw that there was just the slightest hint of lipstick on her teeth too. "Oh Ethan it's okay. I can understand your anger. You just couldn't stand to be away from me could you? It's no wonder you wanted to kill me for dying - even though I was already dead" she said, "I know Gwen ruined our plans for you to marry her and then ditch her after you get possession of all her money now seeing as how we're going to be needing a lot of it since you're no longer a Crane, but don't worry now we can both take on Gwen together - we'll EMBARRASS her in public big time! That'll be our ULTIMATE revenge!" "Oh Theresa, I'm so glad you're back!" said Ethan.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS! (in case you're reading)
Well, as Ethan and Theresa plan the havoc that they are going to wreak over the Hotchkiss empire, Kay & Miguel with all their friends prepare to raid the Crane mansion as Gwen and Antonio plan a lavish engagement party to which all of Harmony's remaining residents will be invited. PLEASE review!!!
Characters: mostly the characters of 'Passions', some of the CAST and ex- cast members of 'Passions', Melissa Doyle, Chris Reason, David Koch, Natalie Barr, Adam Digby, (FOR NON-AUSTRALIANS: these guys are Australian TV Personalities), Rhea McKinlay, Amy Walters. (Rhea and Amy are FICTITIOUS though).
Chapter 6
"Alright STOP! Cut it out!" came Amy's voice, "While your outrageous behaviour does make for a much more interesting soap than the boring lines that you have to keep dragging out forever, we've got to maintain a sense of order here - you ARE being watched by millions you know" added Rhea. Everybody immediately disentangled from each other and quickly brushed themselves off and began smoothing back their hair. Most were red-faced. "Now, get ready for your next scenes. Antonio and Gwen are getting engaged. Save the big face-off with your rivals for their engagement party, okay? Now let's go raid the Crane mansion and bank account for money with which to dress you guys for the occasion" Rhea instructed.
Miguel thought, "hmmmmmm....an engagement party...there's got to be alcohol there...I wonder if I could get Kay drunk? Then we could go off into a separate room and -" "Miguel!" He found that everybody else had left the kitchen while he was busy plotting, but Amy and Rhea had come back to fetch him, "oh, coming" he said, a wily grin on his face.
[Meanwhile, Eric Martsolf was at the park near where his character Ethan had just been shoved into the fountain. He was going over his new script, feeling very bewildered. First, his co-star Natalie Zea changed all the lines of her character Gwen, then it turned out Gwen had been secretly seeing Antonio, who was the brother of Theresa, the Ethan character's love interest on the show. After Gwen walked off with Antonio, who had helped Gwen push Ethan into the fountain, two girls Eric had never seen before approached him, claiming that they were now in control of the show. Since the whole crew seemed to be going all along with it (and strangely enough to Eric, they all seemed to be enjoying the whole thing), he figured he might as well follow suit. Besides, the girls were cute. So off he went for his next scene:]
Ethan arrived at Theresa's grave, "This is all your fault!" he screamed at the grave, "if you had just come back to life like you used to all those other times, I wouldn't have to look like such a loser in front of Gwen! I could have made HER feel like the reject yet again! How embarrassing! I mean she actually REFUSED to be by my side!!!" he pulled out a pair of scissors, "remember these? These are the exact same scissors you used to attack Gwen with! This is for leaving me looking like a fool!" he stabbed viciously at the dirt in front of the grave, "It's payback time Therebitcha! Oops! I mean Theresita. And this one is for - er- er- this one is for my being pushed into the fountain and ruining my favourite Abercrombie and Fitch jacket!" he stabbed at the grave again, "And to think I told you I loved you!" In an almost psychotic rage, Ethan began to repeatedly stab at the grave, not even looking up for an instant..until he heard his name being whispered, "Eeeethan". He looked up quickly, recognising the voice immediately, "Oh my gosh!" he gasped, "I don't believe it! It's you! It's really you!"
Was it Theresa? Well, of course it was Theresa. The thick, dark, dripping black eyeliner weighing down those pretty lids almost to nose level was unmistakeable. Even in death, the huge gob of bright pink lipstick was slightly smeared above the lines of her lips, as perfectly as before she had died. As those ever-pouty lips slowly stretched into a crocodile of a smile, Ethan saw that there was just the slightest hint of lipstick on her teeth too. "Oh Ethan it's okay. I can understand your anger. You just couldn't stand to be away from me could you? It's no wonder you wanted to kill me for dying - even though I was already dead" she said, "I know Gwen ruined our plans for you to marry her and then ditch her after you get possession of all her money now seeing as how we're going to be needing a lot of it since you're no longer a Crane, but don't worry now we can both take on Gwen together - we'll EMBARRASS her in public big time! That'll be our ULTIMATE revenge!" "Oh Theresa, I'm so glad you're back!" said Ethan.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS! (in case you're reading)
Well, as Ethan and Theresa plan the havoc that they are going to wreak over the Hotchkiss empire, Kay & Miguel with all their friends prepare to raid the Crane mansion as Gwen and Antonio plan a lavish engagement party to which all of Harmony's remaining residents will be invited. PLEASE review!!!
