Disclamer: Kirby Havin belongs to me and to me only and also the plot Is mine but everything belongs to J.K. Rowling

A/N :this is basicly what happens before the story A Slytherin's Life, which is a story written by my friend and she got Kirby from me.

"Another year at hogwarts" Kirby mumbled underneath her breathe sitting down in an empty compartment.

This was Kirby's fifth year at hogwarts. She had made two good friends Terrence Higgs and Marcus Flint, both fellow slytherines. Terrence always had seemed a little odd to her, unlike his parents he was not a deatheater. Don't get her wrong she wasn't a deatheater either but she had never been against Lord Voldemort or for him. Marcus though was exactly like her prankster and kiss-up in every way.

"Hey Havin where are you?" Marcus screamed down the hall.

Kirby poked her head out the door and saw Flint and Higgs coming her way.

"Geese, calm my friend," Kirby said, "wait, I take that, back you probably pissed off some Gryfindors doing that!!"

"Kirby Kirby, my girl, wassup?!?!" Marcus said doing their secret handshake with Kirby.

"Nothing much Homie,"

"Higgs wassup!?!!?" Kirby said hugging Terrence.

"Nothing too exciting, hey but it's the start of the year!!!" he said slumping on bench.

"What are talking about its SCHOOL!?!?!" Kirby and Marcus said together.

"That means whole new batch of first years to scare and new and improved pranks" smirking he put his hands behind his head.

"That's the Higgs I know and love!!!" Kirby said.

"Hey guess what, Snape didn't get the DADA job AGAIN." Higgs said.

"God, poor man, she really must suck" Marcus grinned.

"You said she" Kirby said in-a-matter-of-factly way.

"Yeah I know" he grinned larger.

"Well.he does look like a girl"

"And sound like a girl"

"Yea! A he sounds like a very ugly girl!" Marcus and Terrence both snickered together.

"And he walks like a girl.sort of" Kirby cocked her head to the side

"It's like that saying! If it looks like duck, sounds like a duck and walks like a duck it is a duck! Or dog or something." Marcus shot up

"You scare me sometime Marcus" Higgs shook his head.

"Flint why haven't you got Madam Pomphry fix your teeth yet?" Kirby had told him to go up to her a million times.

"I. I ...I just don't want to!" Marcus stated

"Oh my god! You are scared to go up there!" Kirby screamed in his face

"No I am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"SHUT UP YOU TWO!!!!"

Marcus and Kirby both hung their heads down in shame.

"Sorry." they said in unison.

They immediately went back to the way they were, slouching in their seats and putting their feet up.

Things went basically just like that the whole rest of the way to hogwarts. Until they got off they train.

Kirby, Marcus, and Terrence were heading out off the train from their seat in the back and they saw Lauren Migget, a 4th year Gryfinndor.

"HI Miggey!" Kirby yelled down the hall. Lauren whipped around and saw the small group.

"Just because you totally embarrassed me in my first year doesn't mean that I am afraid of you now" Lauren yelled back at them.

They all started cracking up.

"WHAT IS SO FUNNY!?!?!?!" she screamed.

While rolling on the floor Kirby yelled between laughs "hehehehehehe sure hehehehehe not scared hehehehehe not after heheheheh what we did!!!!!!!!!!!"

She ran off the train as quick as she could.

"wwwwwwwwoooooooowwwww she is hot!" Higgs said.

Kirby shot her elbow into Higgs side.

"After that it seems like we have some MAJOR Miggey dissing to do!" Marcus stated

"You read my mind Marky"

Kirby stepped out of the train.

"GOD! HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO CALL ME MARKY!!!"

Terrence and Kirby both laughed to themselves.

"It looks like you guys have a challenge," said Jason Lee a fellow slytherin " those Weasleys twins are giving you a run for your money".

Kirby slammed her fork into her dinner roll and grimaced " You think that those pathetic second years could beat our great legend as pranksters"

Oh crap Kirby thought people are started to think that they are better pranksters, I will not loss my title.

Kirby was in the slytherin common room waiting for Higgs and Terrence to come back from quititch practice. Finally they came though the door.

"Oh Kirb quititch was GREAT! I did this double loop thing and..."

"SHUT UP HIGGS, we have work to do!"

Higgs and Flint walked over and sat down on a couch.

"Ok what up Kirb?" Marcus said.

"Its the Weasleys,"

"THE WEASLEYS!" Terrence and Marcus said in unison

"Kirby Kirby my girl don't worry about those freaks of nature, they could never beat us." Marcus said.

"But in a couple of years they may have the skills, its better to do it when they're still rookies"

"I see your point Kirby we should start tomorrow" Terrence



A/N: should I continue?

Chapter 2