Wiccachic: OH MY GODS!!!!!!!! First, I would just like to say that I am SOOOOOOO SORRY!!!!! ::bows and sobs:: my computer has been down and if you notice (if you even care) I have a new e-mail address!! Gods! Okay, first I am SOOOO GRATEFULL to all of you who have reviewed even tho I havent written in-----FOEVER. N-e-way, um I was re-reading over my stuff and thought I'd write this!! Wow!! The actual third chapter to Duo's Boredom!!! :gasp shock:: so disclaimer, I. Own, Nothing!! ::ducks and covers:: you cant say I do, cuz I don't!!!!!!!

Heero Yuy sat on the couch stonily staring at the tv. This would not have seemed interesting if the tv had been on-but it was quite off. Wufei looked at the appliance for a moment before looking back at the Wing Zero pilot. "What are you doing, Yuy?" he asked after a moment.

Heero never took his eyes off the blank screen as he replied. "Watching television."

"Did you know that it is off?"

"Is it?"

"Yes." Wufei said slowly, frowning. "What is wrong, Yuy?"

"Duo's dead." the reply was said in and emotionless voice, like the news did not effect the speaker at all. Wufei's jaw dropped.

"Huh?" he asked unintelligently.

Heero finally met the startled chainman's eyes. "He was shopping this morning and a rive by shooter caught him in the back. There was no hope."

Wufei sat down heavily. "When's the funeral?"

"Tonight."

"How long has he been dead? I've only been gone a few days."

"Night before last."

Wufei rubbed his hand over his hair. "Wow, well, I guess I'll see you tonight-I'll go get ready." The 05 pilot stood and walked dazedly down the hall. He didn't see Heero's smirk, nor did he hear the slight giggle in the darkness.

~*0*~

Wufei walked to the grave sight slowly, unbelieving that the braided baka could really be dead. He silently joined the stoic Trowa and Heero and frowned sadly at the silently sobbing Quatre. They stood calmly around the closed casket and stared at it, as if by their sight alone they could bring back their companion. Wufei was still slightly in shock as he stared at the black roses on the hardwood casket.

Heero stepped forward and lightly tapped on the hood before walking away. Wufei frowned at this, especially when Quatre and Trowa did the same thing. He shrugged and walked forward, lightly rapping on the casket.

Suddenly the lid was thrown back and Duo jumped out, causing Wufei to scream like a girl and pass out.

~*0*~

Duo and Heero sat on the couch lightly giggling, in Duo's case, and looking highly amused in Heero's, as Wufei looked back and forth between them; mouth working like a fish. Quatre and Trowa sat sighing and rolling their eyes at each other.

"He's not-what?" Wufei had just woken from his rather feminine swoon in the grave yard and was now demanding answers. "Nope!" Duo chirped happily.

"Then why-?"

"It was our pay back to you." Heero replied quietly.

"But I only put that stuff in the shampoo to get back at Maxwell for getting me drunk."

"Well, it got me, so I got you."

"This is over now, right?" Quatre asked quietly.

"Maybe!" Duo chirped again.

"Stop doing that." Heero ordered his lover.

"Stop doing what?" Duo chirped.

"Chirping-its annoying."

"Really?" the braided one chirped and grinned.

Heero growled and tackled the furiously giggling boy and growled again. Quatre and Trowa shared an look as Wufei shook his head in confusion.

~Fin~

Wiccachic: well, this is REALLY crappy to be giving you right now----but its all I got for the moment, I think. I'm thinking of starting a new one. So r&r if you don't mind…please?? ::gets big eyed and offers a sacrificialy naked Duo:: will this make you??