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Disclaimer: I claim nothing of this fic, except for maybe the random clothing they may be taking off...(well they wouldn't want to keep their dirty laundry, would they? whereas I _would_)

Too Much Water
by Shinri Ayase

Part 2: The Naming of Islands (a.k.a. Several Shades of Green)

Koshino

I. Hate. Boats. I've almost forgotten how I hate boat rides.
Well...Akira looks like he's enjoying himself...

Sendo

"Hey! That island looks like a crocodile!"

Boatman

"Ah, that is why it is called Crocodile Island, Mr. Sendo."

Sendo

"That one looks like a pile of poop! Do you guys call it Poopy Island?"

Koshino

"That's enough, Akira. I'm sure they don't call it Poopy Island."
Somebody kill me now. Please. I'm seasick and my best friend is humiliating me...

Boatman

"Indeed, we do not. We call it Floating Human Excrement Island, sir."

Sendo

"Cool!"
I like this place. Why does Kosh look like he's about to hurl?

Koshino

Very imaginative, these, people...
OooOooohHh...maybe I shouldn't have had those oysters after all...

Sendo

"Kosh, you feeling okay?"

Koshino

Duh. I feel like a million bucks, Sendo. Thank you for asking.
"Blaaaaaargh!"

Sendo

"Kosh! You're barfing!"

Boatman

No shit. This will come out of my salary.

Sendo

"Boy, it sure does smell bad. Hey! That piece looks like an oyster."

Koshino

I'm serious. Somebody kill me now.

Sendo

"Kosh, you'd better take deep breaths. Think of something else!"

Koshino

"Ugh, like what?"

Sendo

"Like the sea! Out at it! Isn't it beautiful? So many shades of green! It depends on how deep it is. See? When we're around just ten feet it's aquamarine...

Koshino

"Well, I have to admit, it's kind of pretty..."

Sendo

"And then it become almost black when you get to a point where you don't see the bottom anymore..."

Koshino

I wonder if he's realized that deep water makes me nervous.

Sendo

"Oh, look! I think a shark is following us!"

Boatman

"Oh, shit! I thought we killed that last week!"

Koshino

"What?! What do you mean by that?"

Boatman

"It escaped from a lab experiment. It developed a taste for human flesh...ate five of the guests, it did. Hold on to your hats, sirs!"

Koshino

I'm beginning to think this vacation isn't a good idea.

Sendo

"Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaa!"

Koshino

"Blaaaaaargh!"

Boatman

"I can't shake it. We have to drop something to distract it."

Koshino

Me. Please. Throw _me_ in.

Boatman

"One of you know how to work a boat?"

Sendo

"I do! I fish all the time!" This is the most fun vacation, ever!

Boatman

Oh well. This beats having to clean up the puke. "Work it, then. I'm going overboard! Get out of here as fast as you can."

Sendo

Wow! I wanna do that too!

Koshino

"You can't jump into..."

Boatman

*jump*

Sendo

"Kosh! I wanna jump in too!"

Koshino

"Aaaaaargh! He ate the boatman in one gulp! Work the damned boat, Akira!"

Sendo

"But Kooooosh!"

Koshino

"Work it, damn you!"

*****

Koshino

At least we're here. That was the most stressful trip I've ever been to.
We're lucky the resort isn't taking it against us that the boatman is dead. They said he was, and I quote, "one of the bravest among us. He will be missed, but not really. We all owe him money." End quote.
Anyhoo, they managed to catch the damned shark again. He's going to be our lunch, as compensation for our trouble. We're getting it free, too.
I don't know whether or not I should be disturbed.

Sendo

Yay! Sharkmeat for lunch! This is the coolest vacation ever! Hey...isn't that Captain Uozumi?
"Uozomi-san!"

Uozomi

Dear god, no. I thought I left him behind after High School.
"Sendo - Koshino! You guys still together, I see."

Sendo

"Yep! Practically married, except we don't live together and have sex."

Koshino

I repeat. Kill me now.

Uozomi

"Uh-huh." I can't believe I'm asking him this. "Oh? Who do you sleep with, then?"

Sendo

"Everyone! Except for Kosh, his family and my family."

Uozomi

"You slept with Taoka-san?"

Sendo

"Once. In a threesome with Fukuda."

Uozomi

I am definitely gonna be sick. "Look, I need to cook a shark..."

Sendo

"Hai! We'll be waiting for it!"

Koshino

I told Akira to keep that bloody threesome a secret. But noooo! He had to brag about that little escapade.
I remember not talking to him for a week after that incident...
Feh. Better not dwell on the damned past.

Sendo

"Kosh! Let's go swimming!"

Koshino

Uh-oh. The trunks.
I almost forgot about the damned trunks...

Tsuzuku...