Gomeeeeeeeen, for the late update. Arigatou for the reviews!

Aki-san: LOGIIIIIC! I lack LOOOOOOGIIIIC! Which is why I failed it. Bah. Why can't I be a tensai like you?

ducky ducky: Sorry, I really meant to update this sooner, demo...

dee: Yes, a threesome with Taoka. You're not the only one who got sick. I did, too.

Hanabi Reeza: Very few others got the "coming" thing. :P
DISCLAIMERS: I own only Koshino Hiroaki's swimming trunks and Rico. For now. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Mwa-Mwa-Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Too Much Water
by Shinri Ayase

Part 3: I Should Have Brought A Bigger Stick
Sendo

Not that I'm complaining or anything. But Kosh is really becoming a pain in my cute, sexy, behind. Sure, he's my best friend, and he's always been like this, but...can't he at _least_ pretend to be having fun?
Right now, I'm sitting here on the beach, waiting for him to come out of our cottage wearing his swimsuit. He looked kinda sick when I suggested that we go for a swim.
Kosh, you really are a prude. You may be a twenty-something young man, but you act like a sixty-something woman born sometime during the Dark Ages.
Which was, come to think of it, rare. Women during the Dark Ages didn't live past thirty, did they?
Oooooooh! Is that Sakuragi? Half-naked? With the sun stroking the contours of his yummy abdomen...?
Lunchtime!
"Sakuragi-san!"
Sakuragi

Who's calling the tensai?
Oh. It's Smiley. From High School Basketball. Should I really say hello? Oh, well.
"Smiley. It's you."
Sendo

"Hiya! Wassup? Never thought I'd see you here."
Sakuragi

"Yohei dragged me here. Something about his new business. And the Fish Industry." Hmph! The Tensai shouldn't be dragged around like this.
"Hey. Is that Frowny?"
Koshino

This. Is so. Embarrasing.
Sendo

"Kosh! You're wearing electric blue trunks!" Cute ones, too. They actually look kinda nice on him.
"Sugoi! Can I borrow them?"
Koshino

"Baka! I can't lend you these!"
Sendo

"Why?"
Koshino

"Because they won't fit you!"
Sendo

"Why?"
Koshino

"Because they're my size!"
Sendo

"Why?"
Koshino

"Why?! What do you mean, why?"
Sendo

"Why are they your size?"
Sakuragi

Aaaaa, forget this. I'll just look for Yohei. That baka Smiley's gonna get himself killed. Hah! Like the Tensai wants to see his guts spilling out on the sand...Hey! An ice cream cart!
Sendo

Kosh's so cute when he's barking mad.
Koshino

"Aaaaaaaaaaargh! Use your head, Akira! They're my size because they're mine!" My stick. I need my stick.
Sendo

"Oh. Can I borrow them anyway?"
Koshino

Why me? Kami-sama, why me?

******

Sendo

Damn, Sakuragi got away. Oh, well. At least we had shark for lunch.
Koshino

Lunch wasn't so bad. Uozumi-san's a good cook.
Sendo

I wonder if I should drag Kosh into the water again...
Koshino

Sendo's got that glint in his eye. Dear lord, he's planning something.
"You are not going to get me into the water AGAIN, Sendo Akira."
Sendo

Damn, he read me. Does he really have to glare so adorably?
WHOA. Where did THAT come from? Granted, Kosh is good-looking, but adorable?
Like a man-eating shark.
Oh my god. Who's that island native I see before me?
The ass is just so damn fine...
Koshino

Hmmmm... Drool on chin, follow gaze... AHA! I knew it!
He's out here for some booty.
Dammit, Akira, when will your demonic hormones quit?
Rico

Two guys are looking at me. Rico check...
GAY.
This is Rico's lucky day, then. Hot gay men, ogling.
Sendo

He's walking this way. Damn, would you look at that ripple of muscle...
Koshino

Why's he walking this way?
Rico

Here goes..."Good morning, sirs. Would you like a free boat ride?"
Sendo

"You sure the boat is the only thing we can ride?"
Rico

Try to act shy, Rico. This one's really hot. "Well, _that_ comes with a little bit extra, Mr..."
Sendo

"Sendo. Sendo Akira."
Koshino

I think...I'm gonna be sick...
Tsuzuku