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Too Much Water
by Shinri Ayase

Part 4: The Sea is a Very Dangerous Place
Sendo
"Mou! I'm hungry, OshKosh! Are we there yet?"
Koshino

OshKosh?! What kind of a nickname is that?! Where the hell did he get that, anyway? I starting to regret asking him to have this vacation with me.
"Look, Akira. You've just eaten lunch, and the boat only left that island a few minutes ago."
He gave me _that_ grin. You know, the one that says "It's not food I'm hungry for..."
"Ugh, wipe that hentai grin off your face. You're scaring the boatman."
Of course, I should have known what he meant when he said hungry. He's been ogling Rico (our boatman) since this morning. Rico's just been avoiding his gaze all this time...
Wait a minute! Is that a freaking smile? Is Rico smiling at Akira's flirtations? Oh. My. God.
I think I just stood up too quickly.

Sendo

I didn't know OshKosh wanted to be in the water that badly. He jumped off even _before_ Rico-kun stopped the boat (Rico, by the way, has _the_ cutest ass on the island - LUCKY!).
"OshKosh! You're not supposed to jump in yet!" I call out.
That's strange. I can't see him anymore...

Rico

My god, I am going to lose my job! A client is drowning! I am ruined! Ruined!
"He is drowning, Mr. Sendo! I have to stop the engine and save him!"
Now If I only knew how to swim in water this deep...

Koshino

Great. I'm going to die, and it's all their fault for flirting.
Ugh. I think I got too much salt in my lungs. Now I remember why I hate going to the beach...

Sendo

"Um, Rico? Do you _know_ how to swim?"

Rico

Mr. Sendo has to ask that when I'm already drowning. Oh well, at least I will die young and good-looking...

Sendo

Damn. He may have a good ass but he can't swim to save his life.
But damn, that ass is hot. Wouldn't I just love to...
Is that a motorboat I hear?

Rukawa

Hn. Stupid do'ahou following me to this island to annoy me. Doesn't he know that I need my peace and quiet? I swear, if he doesn't shut up, I'll jump his bones and he'd better have his name written down because he wouldn't remember his name by the time I'm done with him.
Of course, that will be considered as rape and he'll stop yelling at me. That won't be any fun.
What was that bump?

Sendo

Rukawa. Just. Ran. Over. Rico. With. A. Motorboat.
But he looks damn hot in those trunks. Mrowr!
Wait...Oh my god, Koshino! I almost forgot!
I jump in.

Rukawa

That hair...
Damn. This day couldn't get any worse.

Koshino

Why the hell am I still concious? I should be passed out by now.
What the - ? Something dragging me to the...

Sakuragi

"Yatta! Yohei, I think we caught a big one and...Hey! It's not a fish! It's frowny!"
Ookusa starts to poke at him. Nyahahahahaha! It looks so funny!
"I think he's still alive..." Takamiya says.

Koshino

I struggle out of the net. And punch the poker like the dummy that he is.
"Of course I'm alive, now stop poking me!"
The boat tipped a bit and I saw Akira smiling like an idiot and asking me if I was OK.
It was all his fault.
Kill.

Sendo

"Ne, OshKosh, why'd you push me off?"
Tsuzuku