Kirby looked at the continents of Dumbledore's office. Nothing had changed since the first time she had been in there, which of the second day of her first year. She was bored. So bored that she considered just wondering out the of the room. Its not like she hadn't heard this speech before.

Terrence on the other hand had guilt practically glowing in his eyes. He hadn't let his hands be still for over an hour now.

And Marcus was asleep. Drool was slowly making its way down the side of his head leaving a glossy trail behind it.

"WHY IS IT ALWAYS YOU THREE?" Dumbledore screamed at them. He stopped obviously taking notice to the fact that no one was listening but then he continued "FINE! If that is the way you want it! You three are expelled for the next.two days!" He expected horrified faces but all he got was a grunt from Marcus.

"Whatever man." Kirby decreed. She woke up Marcus then pulled Terrence out of the office that was pleading for Dumbledore to reconsider.

* * *

Kirby, Terrence, and Marcus waited on the front steps of Hogwarts for Kirby's dad to pick them up.

"My Parents are going to kill me," Terrence repeated for like the 7865th time.

"Cool it Terrence," Kirby said "Just stay at my place" she had an evil glint in her eye.

"You have something planed don't you?" Marcus said eagerly.

"You guess right my friend. I figured since we would have anything to do, it would be the perfect time for a party." She tried to look innocent but the damn evil glint was still there. "My dad is going to be gone tonight, its their first night on tour."

"Genius!" Marcus replied

"What's genius?" someone asked.

The three looked over to find Wesley, Kirby's father, standing infront off them. Wesley had long blonde hair like many rock stars and was tall.

"Nothing Daddy!" Kirby said doing her sweet act that her dad had fallen for over the years.

"That's my girl"

Marcus started to snicker thankfully Wesley didn't notice.

"Well let's go!" Wesley said. He did a weird motion thing and a large ball, around six feet, appeared in front of him. The four of them walked though.

* * *

This led them to Kirby's house.. err.mansion more like it. It had 12 bedrooms, 20 other different kinds of rooms, 3 kitchens and 15 bathrooms. Just for fun Terrence and Marcus kept flushing the toilets whenever they passed a bathroom. Kirby just ignored their odd behavior, but really this wasn't all that odd compared to other things they have done in the past.

"Ok you guys get the stuff together and I have to get ready. OH! And tell the people at school." Kirby started ordering. Terrence and Marcus just stood there with a blank expression.

"What?" she asked.

"You aren't going to help?"

"No" she grunted "I have to get ready"

"We still have like 7 hours." Terrence decreed.

"Duh"

"It takes you seven hours?" Marcus asked.

"Hey I am a girl! What can I say?" Kirby said grinning. "Oh I could have sworn you were a guy!" Marcus said.

"Hey shut up pansy! Or I will tell everyone about snuffles the teddy bear!" Kirby counteracted.

"DON'T YOU DARE" Marcus said outraged. Kirby just grinned and walked down the hall towards her bedroom.

"Snuffles?" Terrence questioned.

"Dude, don't ask!"

* * * Seven hours later * * *

The doorbell was starting to ring, just to be stupid Marcus didn't answer (don't ask me why, this is Marcus we are talking about) instead he went into the garage and turned the sprinklers on. The people where soaking wet by the time Terrence opened the door and for some odd reason Marcus was laughing hysterically.

Music was blaring from somewhere (Nobody knows) and people had already started to dance

Things where starting to go smoothly even despite Marcus's horrible dancing but then ERRRRRCASH Thesalie walked in. Now you are probably asking yourself who the hell is Thesalie well she is Kirby's younger sister and believe me she is a bitch.

Well you are going to have to make up your own way for this to end because I am quitting the Kirb Havin story because I can't get anywhere with it. To see more see slytherin's life by Liadon the Poet.

Sorry, Kristin