DISCLAIMER: I don't own Metal Gear Solid or anything like that, Konami
does.
Note that this is my first fanfic. Ever wonder what would be on Metal Gear Solid characters' answering machines? Many have tried, but few have succeeded. Please R&R, but flamers are welcome.
Chapter 1. MGS Answering Machines
Snake's answering machine
"Hello, you have reached the 294-8790. I'm not here right now; I'm on a Black Ops mission. (In a voice that doesn't care) oops I said too much. Oh well, it doesn't matter, for as you here this a team of Special Forces is breaking into your building. (In an overjoyed voice) I can hear the gunshots already! Goodbye. Mumbles something like "See you in Hell, Asshole".Beep!
Liquid's Answering machine
"Hello you have reached Liquid's secret fortress. I pity the person who is listening to this because in 15 min. a nuke will land at your feet. (Female Voice) You have 5 min. to state your name and purpose for calling to halt nuclear launch. Have a nice day!" Beep!
Mantis' answering machine
Hello you have reached Mantis physic Hotline. Please hold.... "Hello? Hello?.Heelllllooooo?(in a rage) Stop calling me you damn telemarketers! (Hangs up)
Later in the news there is a report about an entire telemarketing company being mysteriously murdered. Many of the murders include being crushed with a heavy object, dropped from impossible heights, and being impaled by foreign objects such as forks, knives, pens, computer keyboards, chair legs, and in one case, a candy bar. No evidence has been found to indicate the mass murderer.
Ocelot's answering machine
"Hello, you have reached Ocelot's. I'm not here right now, so leave a message after the beep. I'm probably torturing someone at the moment, so it may be a while before I get back to you. Did you know you can fully puncture someone's legs and arms and then chop them off? By burning the stumps and providing an IV, they will survive so you can torture them even more! Um, please don't ask HOW I know this...Beep!
So what do you think? Don't E-mail me, REVIEW! Like I said, flamers are welcome. Enough reviews, and I will right another chapter with Otacon's, Campbell's, and Raiden's!
Note that this is my first fanfic. Ever wonder what would be on Metal Gear Solid characters' answering machines? Many have tried, but few have succeeded. Please R&R, but flamers are welcome.
Chapter 1. MGS Answering Machines
Snake's answering machine
"Hello, you have reached the 294-8790. I'm not here right now; I'm on a Black Ops mission. (In a voice that doesn't care) oops I said too much. Oh well, it doesn't matter, for as you here this a team of Special Forces is breaking into your building. (In an overjoyed voice) I can hear the gunshots already! Goodbye. Mumbles something like "See you in Hell, Asshole".Beep!
Liquid's Answering machine
"Hello you have reached Liquid's secret fortress. I pity the person who is listening to this because in 15 min. a nuke will land at your feet. (Female Voice) You have 5 min. to state your name and purpose for calling to halt nuclear launch. Have a nice day!" Beep!
Mantis' answering machine
Hello you have reached Mantis physic Hotline. Please hold.... "Hello? Hello?.Heelllllooooo?(in a rage) Stop calling me you damn telemarketers! (Hangs up)
Later in the news there is a report about an entire telemarketing company being mysteriously murdered. Many of the murders include being crushed with a heavy object, dropped from impossible heights, and being impaled by foreign objects such as forks, knives, pens, computer keyboards, chair legs, and in one case, a candy bar. No evidence has been found to indicate the mass murderer.
Ocelot's answering machine
"Hello, you have reached Ocelot's. I'm not here right now, so leave a message after the beep. I'm probably torturing someone at the moment, so it may be a while before I get back to you. Did you know you can fully puncture someone's legs and arms and then chop them off? By burning the stumps and providing an IV, they will survive so you can torture them even more! Um, please don't ask HOW I know this...Beep!
So what do you think? Don't E-mail me, REVIEW! Like I said, flamers are welcome. Enough reviews, and I will right another chapter with Otacon's, Campbell's, and Raiden's!
