No More Drama: No More Pain
Chapter 5: Rei's bad day..Shenron plays referee
The next morning Rei had to wake up and head to school with her future son following her. "Mother are you sure you're ok to go to your first day of college?" Shenron asked his mother. "Shenron I'm just peachy nothing is wrong and I plan on going to college today so chill." Rei said. The two entered the campus and instantly men nearly in their 30's were surrounding Rei wanting a date with her. "Gomen Nasai gentlemen but I have a boyfriend." Rei said moving past the men. Shenron was surprised his mother-to-be didn't punch any of them. "Damn she didn't punch any of them and I thought she would." Wufei said watching this. "Yes, it is surprising Rhila's daughter would always punch a guy if they asked her on a date during the Silver Millennium." Queen Selenity said. "It's surprising she even talked to them." Setsuna said. Rei got to her first class and sat down. The first class was Advanced Physics and Rei was instantly bored for before Ami was killed Ami and herself went through the whole book planning on going to the same college. After the class ended the same problem from earlier arose. Except this time one of the men got a little bit 'friendly' and touched Rei's butt. Shenron saw this happen a knew that this was going to be a long day. Rei turned around and slapped the 27-year-old man across the face. "Never and I mean never touch me." Rei hissed. "But sexy ladies like you love to have your asses smacked right?" The man asked.
"Not this lady and where are your manners? I guess you don't have any. Well I'll have to knock some respect and sense into you if you try anything fresh like that again." Rei stated in an icy cold remark. "Her and Heero must be related they have the coldest remarks to say to anybody." Wufei smirked. "Actually Heero IS related to Rei." Selenity said. "NANI?" Setsuna said. "Well Heero is Rei's brother. He was born a few years before she was but right before Rei was born their father died and that's where Makato came in." Selenity said. "Majesty one question. How come we never KNEW this stuff?" Setsuna asked. "Well Rei, Makato, and Heero's mother humbly requested I never told anybody." Selenity said. Setsuna and Wufei fell over anime style. "Mother, you act like Usagi." Wufei said with a sweatdrop while scratching the back of his head. "Well, the queen was a bit of an airhead when kidding around." Setsuna sweatdropped. Shenron was trying to calm his infuriated mother as Rei fumed. "I swear if Wufei was here this problem would never happen." Rei muttered sadly to herself. Rei stopped walking and closed her eyes taking in a deep breath and then caught up with Shenron. Shenron heard his mother's remark and saw sadness in her eyes. 'I know you miss him but just wait a bit longer you'll see he's not dead mother. Please just hold on to what hope you have.' Shenron said to himself mentally. The same 27-year-old man reappeared behind Rei and slapped her thigh. Rei then had enough. Her face was red in anger and her fists were now clinched in balls.
Shenron sweatdropped at the man's stupidity and then went up to his mother. "Are you ok?" He asked a bit cautious. "No dear I'm just fine. If you could excuse me I have to murder a sexist baka." Rei said calmly pointing to the turned on college student. Wufei and Setsuna started laughing as soon as the man started screaming for mercy. Rei punched the man in the face and kicked him in the balls. When the man held himself Rei kicked the man's chin making him fly back a bit. "That's what you get for touching me bastard." Rei said angrily while being held back by an embarrassed Shenron. "That's the Martian Princess for you folks." Selenity said with a laugh. "Ooka-sama, ne?" A small girl asked pointing to the fuming Rei through the time mirror. "Hai, Hai Chibi-hime no Mars." Selenity said picking the raven-haired child of what seemed to be 4 up into her arms. Wufei looked at the small girl who was smiling brightly and saw a burning symbol of Mars on her forehead. "Where Ootau-sama Selenity-mama?" The girl asked. Selenity put the child down and pushed her towards Wufei. Wufei looked at the small child to notice a familiarity. "Ootau-sama." The child chirped and hugged Wufei's leg.
Setsuna looked wide eyed at the child. "Well in the future since it altered a bit from the last time you checked this little one was born I found her after the massacre in the ruins of the Phobos Deimos Imperial Palace crying her eyes out." Selenity said. The child looked up at Wufei with violet eyes twinkling with the curiosity of a child's in them. He picked up the child and was hugged tightly. "Ootau-sama where's Ooka-sama?" The child asked in a pleading voice. Setsuna took the child out of Wufei's arms and looked at her closely. "Hmm. Yup this is a miracle. Rei has two children in the future." Setsuna said. "A MIRACLE WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONNA?!" Wufei roared to hear such an insulting thing about his Rei. "Rei was never really good with men and was always hurt so having one is a surprise but two children is a miracle if you consider the laws of Mars. If a royal monarch has one child it's good fortune but if she has two that means the ruler and their spouse will have a wonderful rein but from what Selenity- sama said not all legend is true." Setsuna said. Wufei rolled his eyes but then noticed the child was pressing against the mirror watching Rei. "Onii- chan!" She squeaked. "Hai Chibi-hime no Mars. Nii-chan is with Ooka-sama." Selenity said. "Watashi want to see Ooka-sama onegai?" The child asked. "Gomen ne Chibi-hime. Watashi cannot allow it." Setsuna said. The child looked at Rei and started to cry silent tears. Wufei picked up the child and was hugged tightly. "Papa. I wanna see mama." The child whispered in Chinese.
"You can see your Ooka-sama when Ootau-sama goes back but you have to be a good girl." Selenity said. "I SWEAR MEN ARE PIGS THEY HAVE NO DESENSY ONLY WUFEI WAS ONE WHOM HAD THAT QUALITY!!" Rei yelled making the 3 people in the time gates watching her and Shenron jump. "Mom please settle down." Shenron said. "I'm sorry Shenron. I'm just still pissed off at myself for letting him know I was a sailor senshi. He came with us and died trying to protect me. I was the reason why he died. It's my fault because he wanted to protect me. I shouldn't have even met him after his gundam crashed into our world." Rei whispered tears ready to spill out of her eyes. Shenron noticed the tears. "Mom?" Shenron said in question after hearing a sniff come from the now silent Rei. "What Shenron?" Rei asked calmly. Shenron looked at his unusually calm mom. "Nothing." Shenron lied and entered the next class. The class the two entered was Human Anatomy and Physiology Honors with more than half of the class populated with men and only 6 women. "Today class we are staring our portion of the Human Reproductive System." The old professor said. "Why me." Rei muttered while all the males in the class (-Shenron) jumped up and whooped. Setsuna paled. "I pity her now." Setsuna said. Wufei pitied Rei so much now for what torture she was going to be put through for the next semester in that class of hormone driven males.
Shenron sat next to Rei giving all the males in the class a glare to drive them away from his future mother. Rei was finally out of that class and was heading to lunch wishing that her and Shenron had the same lunch. Many of the male population were about to ask her out when they heard about the one upperclassman get his ass kicked by her and stayed away. Rei smiled at herself and then sat down in the grass and ate her lunch silently until a scream came from the other side of a tree. "Come on now you know you want this." The same guy that got his ass kicked earlier said to another freshman girl. Rei started to fume again. "How dare guys take advantage of women." Rei hissed and came around the tree to see the guy about to lift the girl's skirt up. Rei suddenly lost herself in her rage against men that liked taking advantage of girls and kicked him in the balls more than 5 times. "You bastard first you try to take advantage of me and now this girl don't you know when to stop?!" Rei hissed making the man run bowl-legged to the other side of the campus like the pussy he was. The girl looked at Rei and was so happy to be saved by someone who hated the guy as much as she did. "Domo Arigato Gozaimasu!!!" The girl said hugging Rei with tears still coming from her eyes. "I was so scared." The girl said. "It's ok." Rei said. "I'm Yuri (No she's not lesbian it's her name) Jurai I'm new here. I'm forever in your debt for helping me." The girl said. "Its no problem that guy was asking for a serious ass kicking. He was hitting on me earlier and I guess he didn't learn his lesson." Rei said.
Wufei and Setsuna had wide grins on their faces to see Rei kick the guy's ass hard. "That's my woman." Wufei said with a smirk on his face. "That's Aries' daughter." Setsuna said knowing the War God was beaming with pride wherever he was. Shenron was late for lunch and ran out the hall to see Rei kicking the same guy's ass again and saw a girl with brown hair and green eyes shaking as Rei kicked the guy in the pills 5 times. The girl was thanking Rei when he (Shenron) approached them. "Shenron. I want you to meet Yuri Jurai that jackass just tried to get fresh with her also." Rei said introducing Yuri to her son. "Hello Ms. Jurai." Shenron said.
End of Chapter 5
The lil' Adventures of Lina Hino
Part 2: Men vs. Women
Vegeta: Why is it you onnas make us men look like criminals all the fucken time? Lina: *purposely ignores Vegeta* *Plays Eminem's 'Criminal' on her CD player* Vegeta: Onna I'm talking to you!!!!!! Lina: *sings along to the song 'Kim'* Bleed bitch bleed bleed bitch bleed..bleed! Vegeta: *Takes the headphones off Lina's head* Damn it onna answer my question!!! Wufei: *enters the room* What the hell is going on? Vegeta: Lina just keeps on making us men sound like sex-hunger MO FOs! Wufei: *looks at Lina to see her glaring at Vegeta* did you get her pissed again? Vegeta: *is about to say something when Rei comes in* Rei: Who in the fuck is yelling in here? Wufei: Onna why are you here? Rei: *growls in anger* Sakura (From CCS): You guys shouldn't take it as a big deal it's just a story. Lina: Thank you Sakura I thought I had to kill Vegeta's so-called pride myself. A HUGE brawl starts
Sakura: -_-; Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter and since Lina-sama is busy kicking Vegeta's ass I'll thank you for reading this chapter. Please review and patiently wait for the next chapter.
Chapter 5: Rei's bad day..Shenron plays referee
The next morning Rei had to wake up and head to school with her future son following her. "Mother are you sure you're ok to go to your first day of college?" Shenron asked his mother. "Shenron I'm just peachy nothing is wrong and I plan on going to college today so chill." Rei said. The two entered the campus and instantly men nearly in their 30's were surrounding Rei wanting a date with her. "Gomen Nasai gentlemen but I have a boyfriend." Rei said moving past the men. Shenron was surprised his mother-to-be didn't punch any of them. "Damn she didn't punch any of them and I thought she would." Wufei said watching this. "Yes, it is surprising Rhila's daughter would always punch a guy if they asked her on a date during the Silver Millennium." Queen Selenity said. "It's surprising she even talked to them." Setsuna said. Rei got to her first class and sat down. The first class was Advanced Physics and Rei was instantly bored for before Ami was killed Ami and herself went through the whole book planning on going to the same college. After the class ended the same problem from earlier arose. Except this time one of the men got a little bit 'friendly' and touched Rei's butt. Shenron saw this happen a knew that this was going to be a long day. Rei turned around and slapped the 27-year-old man across the face. "Never and I mean never touch me." Rei hissed. "But sexy ladies like you love to have your asses smacked right?" The man asked.
"Not this lady and where are your manners? I guess you don't have any. Well I'll have to knock some respect and sense into you if you try anything fresh like that again." Rei stated in an icy cold remark. "Her and Heero must be related they have the coldest remarks to say to anybody." Wufei smirked. "Actually Heero IS related to Rei." Selenity said. "NANI?" Setsuna said. "Well Heero is Rei's brother. He was born a few years before she was but right before Rei was born their father died and that's where Makato came in." Selenity said. "Majesty one question. How come we never KNEW this stuff?" Setsuna asked. "Well Rei, Makato, and Heero's mother humbly requested I never told anybody." Selenity said. Setsuna and Wufei fell over anime style. "Mother, you act like Usagi." Wufei said with a sweatdrop while scratching the back of his head. "Well, the queen was a bit of an airhead when kidding around." Setsuna sweatdropped. Shenron was trying to calm his infuriated mother as Rei fumed. "I swear if Wufei was here this problem would never happen." Rei muttered sadly to herself. Rei stopped walking and closed her eyes taking in a deep breath and then caught up with Shenron. Shenron heard his mother's remark and saw sadness in her eyes. 'I know you miss him but just wait a bit longer you'll see he's not dead mother. Please just hold on to what hope you have.' Shenron said to himself mentally. The same 27-year-old man reappeared behind Rei and slapped her thigh. Rei then had enough. Her face was red in anger and her fists were now clinched in balls.
Shenron sweatdropped at the man's stupidity and then went up to his mother. "Are you ok?" He asked a bit cautious. "No dear I'm just fine. If you could excuse me I have to murder a sexist baka." Rei said calmly pointing to the turned on college student. Wufei and Setsuna started laughing as soon as the man started screaming for mercy. Rei punched the man in the face and kicked him in the balls. When the man held himself Rei kicked the man's chin making him fly back a bit. "That's what you get for touching me bastard." Rei said angrily while being held back by an embarrassed Shenron. "That's the Martian Princess for you folks." Selenity said with a laugh. "Ooka-sama, ne?" A small girl asked pointing to the fuming Rei through the time mirror. "Hai, Hai Chibi-hime no Mars." Selenity said picking the raven-haired child of what seemed to be 4 up into her arms. Wufei looked at the small girl who was smiling brightly and saw a burning symbol of Mars on her forehead. "Where Ootau-sama Selenity-mama?" The girl asked. Selenity put the child down and pushed her towards Wufei. Wufei looked at the small child to notice a familiarity. "Ootau-sama." The child chirped and hugged Wufei's leg.
Setsuna looked wide eyed at the child. "Well in the future since it altered a bit from the last time you checked this little one was born I found her after the massacre in the ruins of the Phobos Deimos Imperial Palace crying her eyes out." Selenity said. The child looked up at Wufei with violet eyes twinkling with the curiosity of a child's in them. He picked up the child and was hugged tightly. "Ootau-sama where's Ooka-sama?" The child asked in a pleading voice. Setsuna took the child out of Wufei's arms and looked at her closely. "Hmm. Yup this is a miracle. Rei has two children in the future." Setsuna said. "A MIRACLE WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONNA?!" Wufei roared to hear such an insulting thing about his Rei. "Rei was never really good with men and was always hurt so having one is a surprise but two children is a miracle if you consider the laws of Mars. If a royal monarch has one child it's good fortune but if she has two that means the ruler and their spouse will have a wonderful rein but from what Selenity- sama said not all legend is true." Setsuna said. Wufei rolled his eyes but then noticed the child was pressing against the mirror watching Rei. "Onii- chan!" She squeaked. "Hai Chibi-hime no Mars. Nii-chan is with Ooka-sama." Selenity said. "Watashi want to see Ooka-sama onegai?" The child asked. "Gomen ne Chibi-hime. Watashi cannot allow it." Setsuna said. The child looked at Rei and started to cry silent tears. Wufei picked up the child and was hugged tightly. "Papa. I wanna see mama." The child whispered in Chinese.
"You can see your Ooka-sama when Ootau-sama goes back but you have to be a good girl." Selenity said. "I SWEAR MEN ARE PIGS THEY HAVE NO DESENSY ONLY WUFEI WAS ONE WHOM HAD THAT QUALITY!!" Rei yelled making the 3 people in the time gates watching her and Shenron jump. "Mom please settle down." Shenron said. "I'm sorry Shenron. I'm just still pissed off at myself for letting him know I was a sailor senshi. He came with us and died trying to protect me. I was the reason why he died. It's my fault because he wanted to protect me. I shouldn't have even met him after his gundam crashed into our world." Rei whispered tears ready to spill out of her eyes. Shenron noticed the tears. "Mom?" Shenron said in question after hearing a sniff come from the now silent Rei. "What Shenron?" Rei asked calmly. Shenron looked at his unusually calm mom. "Nothing." Shenron lied and entered the next class. The class the two entered was Human Anatomy and Physiology Honors with more than half of the class populated with men and only 6 women. "Today class we are staring our portion of the Human Reproductive System." The old professor said. "Why me." Rei muttered while all the males in the class (-Shenron) jumped up and whooped. Setsuna paled. "I pity her now." Setsuna said. Wufei pitied Rei so much now for what torture she was going to be put through for the next semester in that class of hormone driven males.
Shenron sat next to Rei giving all the males in the class a glare to drive them away from his future mother. Rei was finally out of that class and was heading to lunch wishing that her and Shenron had the same lunch. Many of the male population were about to ask her out when they heard about the one upperclassman get his ass kicked by her and stayed away. Rei smiled at herself and then sat down in the grass and ate her lunch silently until a scream came from the other side of a tree. "Come on now you know you want this." The same guy that got his ass kicked earlier said to another freshman girl. Rei started to fume again. "How dare guys take advantage of women." Rei hissed and came around the tree to see the guy about to lift the girl's skirt up. Rei suddenly lost herself in her rage against men that liked taking advantage of girls and kicked him in the balls more than 5 times. "You bastard first you try to take advantage of me and now this girl don't you know when to stop?!" Rei hissed making the man run bowl-legged to the other side of the campus like the pussy he was. The girl looked at Rei and was so happy to be saved by someone who hated the guy as much as she did. "Domo Arigato Gozaimasu!!!" The girl said hugging Rei with tears still coming from her eyes. "I was so scared." The girl said. "It's ok." Rei said. "I'm Yuri (No she's not lesbian it's her name) Jurai I'm new here. I'm forever in your debt for helping me." The girl said. "Its no problem that guy was asking for a serious ass kicking. He was hitting on me earlier and I guess he didn't learn his lesson." Rei said.
Wufei and Setsuna had wide grins on their faces to see Rei kick the guy's ass hard. "That's my woman." Wufei said with a smirk on his face. "That's Aries' daughter." Setsuna said knowing the War God was beaming with pride wherever he was. Shenron was late for lunch and ran out the hall to see Rei kicking the same guy's ass again and saw a girl with brown hair and green eyes shaking as Rei kicked the guy in the pills 5 times. The girl was thanking Rei when he (Shenron) approached them. "Shenron. I want you to meet Yuri Jurai that jackass just tried to get fresh with her also." Rei said introducing Yuri to her son. "Hello Ms. Jurai." Shenron said.
End of Chapter 5
The lil' Adventures of Lina Hino
Part 2: Men vs. Women
Vegeta: Why is it you onnas make us men look like criminals all the fucken time? Lina: *purposely ignores Vegeta* *Plays Eminem's 'Criminal' on her CD player* Vegeta: Onna I'm talking to you!!!!!! Lina: *sings along to the song 'Kim'* Bleed bitch bleed bleed bitch bleed..bleed! Vegeta: *Takes the headphones off Lina's head* Damn it onna answer my question!!! Wufei: *enters the room* What the hell is going on? Vegeta: Lina just keeps on making us men sound like sex-hunger MO FOs! Wufei: *looks at Lina to see her glaring at Vegeta* did you get her pissed again? Vegeta: *is about to say something when Rei comes in* Rei: Who in the fuck is yelling in here? Wufei: Onna why are you here? Rei: *growls in anger* Sakura (From CCS): You guys shouldn't take it as a big deal it's just a story. Lina: Thank you Sakura I thought I had to kill Vegeta's so-called pride myself. A HUGE brawl starts
Sakura: -_-; Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter and since Lina-sama is busy kicking Vegeta's ass I'll thank you for reading this chapter. Please review and patiently wait for the next chapter.
