(Disclaimer: This parody is meant as a joke and is not meant to be demeaning towards gay people.)

[A/N: Parody of The Boys are Back in Town.]

Guess who just got packed today,
Them child-eyed boys that would bend or lay,
Have exchanged, nad lunch today,
Buttman, I fill stink rim, cats are crazy
They were askin' if you were around,
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were givin' brown pound,
Drivin' all the old men daily
The boys are packin' brown, the boys are packin' brown
The boys are packin' brown, the boys are packin' brown

You blow fat dick and used to prance a lot,
Every night, we'd be on the floor, makin' nut squeeze 'lot
Man, when I smell ya we was cool, we was red hot, (i mean reamin' hot)
And that time over at Johnny's place,
Well, this dick, it got up and slapped Johnny's face,
Man, cream just spilled about the place,
If that dick bone want a blow, whore get herre'
The boys are packin' brown, the boys are packin' brown
The boys are packin' brown, the boys are packin' brown
Spread the turd around, guess who's packin'brown
Yeah spread the turd around, guess who's packin' brown

Friday night they'll be dressed to dill,
Down at Beano's bar and grill
The drink will flow, and cum will spill,
And if the boys want it tight you better get 'em
That poopbox in the corner askin' out my favorite shlong,
The guys are gettin' warmer, it won't be long,
Won't be long 'til hummer comes,
Now that the boys are queer again
The boys are packin' brown, the boys are packin' brown
The boys are packin' brown, the boys are packin' brown