Warning: Ok get ready I'm about to ignore the time line. add my own characters and mangle for all you cannon nuts. Hmm.excessive violence? I do not own any characters of gundam wing or the story line everything else is mine. I suppose this will be humorous if ur sense of humor Is anything like mine.

Let the fun begin! ^_^ Please reviews I want criticism so I will improve I also want someone to beta for me!

".and further more the three of you shall be doing filing and other secretarial duties! Until further notice



you are all officially grounded. Now get out of my sight before I revoke your contracts!" at this

conclusion three young women filed silently out of the office and slunk down the hallways. They turned

into the final doorway. Once the door was closed all three simultaneously burst into laughter.



"Oh my goodness, I haven't seen Albert that pissed since Marti told that last client he could bite her butt if

he didn't think we could handle the mission. " chortled the smallest girl, Andrea as she rolled about the office floor.



"I can not believe that those idiots actually went crying to Albert about you rigged their car to follow them

in the parking lot" sputtered the other brunette, Mary "Most people wouldn't admit that their car follows them"



"I can't believe Drea managed to hack into their simulations and add all those pink unicorns" added the

redhead, Kathleen.



Their last partners hadn't been as much fun as the three girls hoped they would be does they toyed with

their heads. It didn't help that the trainees were willing to go along with it. After a week of working, the

trainees had all swooped name tags. With the three girls backing it up, and everyone's flawless

performance the new guys finally just stormed out. By the time Albert had made his way down to check out

the problem everything was back to normal.

After about a month of harmless fun like that the blond guy actually called one of the girls a bitch to her face.

"I can not believe he called you a bitch, Katers"

Right there in the middle of the elevator a fist fight nearly broke out, Kathleen had to be carried out by her

comrades. Later that day, his prized car had mysteriously erupted in flames. When asked about it she

merely commented on how difficult it would be to explain that to the insurance company. He hadn't

thought it was that funny.

After that the guys were oddly arrested on account of about 10 unpaid traffic tickets each. The guys had

been unable to explain this and spent about a week in jail before Albert managed to pull a few strings

the guys confronted the girls about this an argument broke out, one of guys then keyed their

car. Wrong move, it was drea's. She calmly got out of the car examined the damage, she then just as

calmly walked towards swung once breaking his nose, got back in the car and drove home. When asked

about this she replied

"Well financially we are about even, repainting my car, doctors bills..I don't see the problem"

This had been the last string, the guys were transferred, and the girls were informed the only "missions"

they would be allowed to fulfill would involve shredding documents and "rescuing" coffee, until they get a

new set of partners AND got along with them.

"Well.what do we do now.he's gonna figure out in about a week then we're too clumsy to do secretary

work" asked Marti

"well you could do that redesign your web site like you have wanted to" responded Drea " and I could

finish detailing my new bike Katers can organize my desk"

"I'm sure"

"jeez I was just trying to help you!"

"umm..hmmm."

Just then phone rang. Marti and Drea dove for it after slapping and beating each other, Kate answered it.



"Albert says to come see him in his office in about four hours. And to wait by the door until called"

"Has Albert been smoking pot again he knows my attention span can't handle waiting out side his office.

It's already been established that I need enough Ritalin to kill a small town"

Marti snorted and Kate buried her hands in her face" why?! Why am I friends with you people?"

"cause you love us!"

"that's what I want you to believe"

"hey!"

~*~

"hey, who do you think he's talking to?" whined Andrea as she squinted at the keyhole.

"who knows, I did not like the way he sounded on the phone...too pleased with himself" responded Kate

Right as Marti and Drea leaned against the door it opened, they both lay there in a guilty heap at the feet of

the door opener. Kate buried her face in her hands again, chanting "I am sane.I am sane."

Andrea peered up , a hand waved with in her view. She stared. The hand waved faster.

"Umm. usually people take a hand offered them"

"oh that's what you were trying to get across" she grasped his hand and was gently pulled to her feet.

Looking up she met a pair of twinkling violet eyes. She backed up and her eyes focused on a heart-shaped

face. It was a guy. Trailing behind him was a three foot rope of hair.

ooh. eye candy I wonder if he'll let me remove his clothes with my teeth.pretty..nice eyes.long

hair.

"Hey, I'm duo, you must be Andrea"

"oh Albert's been doting on us again has he" Andrea looked around him and noticed four others boys

seated in Albert's office "hope you don't believe what ever he told you"

"Only something about passive aggressive and tendency to strike out at co- workers"

"hey he started it!" he grinned and moved toward Marti

"you'd be Mary" he kept moving

"and you'd be Kathleen" Both girls extended their hand in turn to shaken.

"ah ladies, you're right on time , meet your new partners" he then smirked "I'm sure you'll get along just

perfectly. I'll allow you to get aquainted and you all can share an office. Good day I think that is all"with

that both parties filed out.

"I can not belevie the two of you got caought trying to eavesdrop"

"what! Just because we fell in does not mean we eaves dropping we could have just been leaning"

"I'm sure albert knows the two of you well enough by now"

then he won't vsurprised or offended ta da!" at this remark andrea heard one of the boys mutter, "looks

like you'll right in here duo"