A/N: sorry about the delay, senior year sucks.for anyone who reads my other stuff. Will have updated everything in about a week that means about three more chapters. I also have some new stuff so please read that too! For the Major a/n read my new story "a helping hand", I am to lazy to repeat it Disclaimers; I only own my made up characters. Warning: OOC.minor WuFei bashing.AU, AT

The telephone rang sounding loudly in the quiet office. After the fourth and none of the other girls made any motion what so ever to answer it Kate sighed and grabbed the telephone.

"Hello.just a minute"

She handed the telephone to Andrea.

"'Ello.really.is that so.I will be there in just moment."

*** "I absolutely refuse to work with her. Small children outweigh her and I refuse to be responsible for her well being."

"Well WuFei " Trowa calmly began "if you feel so strongly about it why don't you see our supervisor about it?"

"I will do just that" and WuFei strode purposely away from the other four, who were headed toward their new office. He paused before Albert's office and gave the door three short raps.

"Come in" WuFei entered and took a seat as prompted.

"I have a problem with these new mission assignments"

"Oh really"

"Yes I am apparently working with one of the girls and I am concerned with her ability to mange herself. She displayed the mindset of a two-year-old when I first met her. In addition, reports from other people on this floor have pegged her as pigheaded and difficult. I refuse to be help responsible for her safety."

"Is that so, then we must do everything possible to alleviate your fears Mr. Chang. I will call Andrea in here and you can explain to her your misgivings. "

He then picked up the telephone and dialed.

"Hello...ah is Andrea there... hello Andrea there seems to be a problem. One of our newest team doubts your ability to handle yourself...would you mind coming to my office to clear up this matter?"

He then hung up. The look on Albert's face was none too gratifying he was out right smirking.

A few minutes later a knock resounded at the door. Andrea entered and after refusing a seat from Albert, she then demanded to know what was wrong.

"Well I informed you of the problem, I thought it was best that you were allowed to handle it." With that, Andrea turned to look directly at WuFei. Despite her small stature, she looked imposingly down at WuFei, and opened her mouth. *** Duo and Trowa looked up at the sound of the loud roar that seemed to come from down the hall. There was a slight silence, then a male voice retorted. All four pilots cautiously crept into the hall. There they met up with their two equally meek team members. Together they made there way down the hallway as if under enemy fire. They came to a halt outside Albert's door from which words were clearly emanating. Some unable to repeat due to the rating of this fic.

".Why you pompous little man.how dare you tell me how to do my job.."

".Listen you arrogant woman.I refuse to tolerate such behavior.."

".Well at least I'm not the one who's I.Q. is equal to that of this room temperature*."

".I refuse to stoop to your level."

".. You wouldn't have to stoop very far.in fact we might have to get you stool so that you can say that to my face."

".. Are you trying to imply something.?"

". Only that I am the only one here with the right to complain about my choice in partners.you look to short to even properly reach all the controls in a mobile suit."

"Um. guys?" Quatre tried to interrupt. The girl whirled on him.

"What?" she demanded Quatre actually shrank back, he knew the fires of hell when saw them.

"Dre-Dre!" Squeaked the brunette

"What?" this time more defensive

"Be nice!"

"But I didn't do anything!" she was actually whining.

"Be nice!" the girl demanded again.

"Apologize" piped the red head.

"But he started it" she said pointed at the Chinese man. Both girls glared. Defeated she gave one final glare and huffed out. Kate and Marti waved to Albert and left closing the door behind them.

Once out of view both girls grabbed one arm each and began dragging. Andrea protested the entire time, squeaking something about delicate.bruising.and them not sleeping with their eyes closed.

This occurred all the way to their office, until the door was slammed shut.

"In case you haven't realized we are grounded until we get partners that don't have to go through therapy after a bout with us. In addition, in case you have not noticed I will point out three facts to you: One: there are male. Two: they are ALL gorgeous Three: we have to see them every day and share an office with them." Kate ticked each one off on her right hand. Them she continued.

"The first two I have ABSOLUTELY no problem with." She said waving her hands for emphasis. " The third frankly scares me. This means at one point they will be exposed to you two making weird noises. Marti arguing with herself, and you Andrea speaking in the third person. I hope that by the time this occurs they will know I am not really friends with you people!"

"Hey that hurts "both girls pouted

"What I am the normal one here.you do not see me throwing myself across the desk in weird sexual positions."

"Hey that was only for the camera.. And you encouraged me."

"What about the time you made your boobs talk."

"Did not I was making the smiley face on my boobs talk."

".Or the time you yelled aloud in front of the entire mechanics crew that ' there was a boy in your body just waiting to get out!"

"That was misinterpreted!"

"Then please interpret for me!"

"Well.."

"Hey we are not the people who start laughing maniacally when ever we pilot a mobile suit" Andrea interrupted.

"Yea, explain that!" Marti declared. Right as Kate went to open her mouth, a small cough was heard from the doorway.

There five young men stood in the door. Two grimaced, one gaped, the one who had made the noise flushed red, the fifth was trying hold his laughter in.

For about ten minutes, all were silent. Finally the grinning one burst

"Can I see the talking shirt?" he managed to wheeze out. Marti turned two shades darker if and all possible. Kate alternated between deathly white and crimson. Andrea despite her African heritage herself seemed to blush a bit.

"Um.Kate I needed your help with some repairs." Andrea managed to get out, grabbing her hand she dragged her out of the room leaving poor Marti behind. As she left she heard WuFei make some remark to the affect of ".and I am supposed to be the I.Q. midget."

* Oh yea one more thing we are going to assume that in this time period everyone is intelligent enough to convert to the metric system. And no bellyaching about that comment because I am American and yes the English system is ridiculous. We and a small island off the coast of Africa are the only ones that use this stupid system.