Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Relative-ly Speaking
(A/N's-Lawyer junk in Prologue. Do I really have to write it on every page? ~ words~ means it's on t.v. and ~~.words. means it's being said on t.v. Oh, yeah, Pepsi and Unsolved Mysteries aren't mine either.)
"Okay, who wanted just peppers?"
"I think that was Donny, but he's still in his lab. Raph, take this to Donny."
"Yes, O Fearless Leader!" Raphael took the pizza box anyway and headed out of the kitchen.
"Leo was the veggie yours or Raph's?"
"Mine. Like Raph would even eat that; his is all meat."
"Dude, here he comes. Check this!" Michelangelo picked up one of the pizza boxes and prepared to Frisbee it across the room.
"No, Mickey, don't" Leo cried, but he was too late. Raph had walked back in and caught his pizza right before it hit his face, but only because of his ninja reflexes.
"Damn it, Mikey, do that again and your ass is grass!" Raph growled at Mikey, then left the room with his pizza. He threw himself down on the couch and flipped on the t.v. News... Talk Show ... News... Real T.V. ... Unsolved Mysteries. Raph settled for this show and tossed the remote onto the floor. Busy sorting out his pizza, he missed the beginning of the next report.
~~. A shadowy figure leaps out of the alleyways and grabs you. You try to scream, but another has covered your mouth. What do you do? Nothing. Because just when you thought all hope was lost, more shadowy figures appear, these sliding out of the sewers. They jump the attackers, and you escape. You turn to thank them and you get a glimpse of your saviors as the slide away. Their skin is green, and they are wearing trench coats. If you were one of the ones who got a closer look, you'd say that they were turtles, lizards, or, in a few cases, a tabby cat. When we return, we will have eyewitness accounts and a few short clips from security cameras.
By the time Raphael had looked back to the television, a commercial had come on. "Awe, Damn!" He sat through a few, then got up to get something to drink. When he got back, after dodging Mikey's flying pizza slices as he cut his up, and telling Leo off for yelling at him when pizza sauce got everywhere, and nearly running into Donny as he finally came out of his lab with a book of=over his face, he plopped back down on the couch and opened his Pepsi. He had just taken a drink when he noticed the show had returned while he was gone. He took a big bite of pizza, and another huge drink as the security camera clips began. The first one was too fuzzy, and he rolled his eyes and downed the rest of his Pepsi. Before he was able to swallow, however, the next video caught his eye. Raph spit out Pepsi and yelled "Leoooo!!!!!!!"
His three brothers ran in, covered in various amounts of pizza and weapons drawn. They looked around the room for bad guys, then for Raph. They found him kneeling in front of the t.v., recording whatever was on. He turned around, wide-eyed. "Leo, did you see that?"
"See what?" Leo asked warily, suddenly fearful for his brother's sanity.
"Us! Leo did you see us? And them, the, the Other ones? Did you see them?" Raph got up and reached for the remote as a commercial came on again. He got the tape to rewind, and then played it for his brothers.
~~Four figures in trench coats and hats came up on some gang members robbing a computer store. The figures came up behind the gang and drew their weapons, a bo, two katana, nunchucas, and two sai. The one with the bo tapped one of the robbers with it and when he turned around, knocked him out. The other gang members turned around and tried to fight them off. The gang outnumbered them about five to one, but within seconds, their number was cut in half. It was at this point that one of the trench-coated figures noticed the camera. He threw his sai at it, but not before it had a clear shot of his face. His turtle face with a red eye-mask. The tape then cut to a different clip. This one was in the lobby of an apartment building. Two men were sitting on a bench as a woman in dark furs came in with several shopping bags. The got up and followed her to an elevator and as the doors opened, they caught her. One wrapped his arms around her and another took her bags. She struggled. But could not get away. They began to drag her to an open door marked 'staff only' when five figures, two wearing long coats and hats, three wearing regular clothes and hats, surrounded them, coming from out of nowhere. The five over powered them after a quick struggle, three of them lost their hats. One was another turtle, this one with long dark hair, one a tabby cat, and one some sort of lizard. The two men had weapons a gun and a knife, but the five others had weapons as well. Crude, homemade looking weapons, but they were effective over the attackers. The Rich-looking woman turned to look at her saviors and promptly fainted. The girl turtle rolled her eyes and noticed the security camera. As the four others put the woman's bags next to her, drug the man through the open door and jammed it shut, and called, presumably, the cops, she came over to the camera, pulled her weapon, a large knife, homemade out of sheet metal, it looked like, and slammed it through the camera.~~ At this, Raph's tape cut off. He hit stop, and turned to his brothers. All three of them were wide-eyed, and had dropped their weapons to their sides. Michelangelo cleared his throat. "Was that a bunch of girl mutants?"
The other three just stared at the t.v.
(This is the RE-re-posted version, as the first one(two) was severely fucked up.
The Author~*)
(A/N's-Lawyer junk in Prologue. Do I really have to write it on every page? ~ words~ means it's on t.v. and ~~.words. means it's being said on t.v. Oh, yeah, Pepsi and Unsolved Mysteries aren't mine either.)
"Okay, who wanted just peppers?"
"I think that was Donny, but he's still in his lab. Raph, take this to Donny."
"Yes, O Fearless Leader!" Raphael took the pizza box anyway and headed out of the kitchen.
"Leo was the veggie yours or Raph's?"
"Mine. Like Raph would even eat that; his is all meat."
"Dude, here he comes. Check this!" Michelangelo picked up one of the pizza boxes and prepared to Frisbee it across the room.
"No, Mickey, don't" Leo cried, but he was too late. Raph had walked back in and caught his pizza right before it hit his face, but only because of his ninja reflexes.
"Damn it, Mikey, do that again and your ass is grass!" Raph growled at Mikey, then left the room with his pizza. He threw himself down on the couch and flipped on the t.v. News... Talk Show ... News... Real T.V. ... Unsolved Mysteries. Raph settled for this show and tossed the remote onto the floor. Busy sorting out his pizza, he missed the beginning of the next report.
~~. A shadowy figure leaps out of the alleyways and grabs you. You try to scream, but another has covered your mouth. What do you do? Nothing. Because just when you thought all hope was lost, more shadowy figures appear, these sliding out of the sewers. They jump the attackers, and you escape. You turn to thank them and you get a glimpse of your saviors as the slide away. Their skin is green, and they are wearing trench coats. If you were one of the ones who got a closer look, you'd say that they were turtles, lizards, or, in a few cases, a tabby cat. When we return, we will have eyewitness accounts and a few short clips from security cameras.
By the time Raphael had looked back to the television, a commercial had come on. "Awe, Damn!" He sat through a few, then got up to get something to drink. When he got back, after dodging Mikey's flying pizza slices as he cut his up, and telling Leo off for yelling at him when pizza sauce got everywhere, and nearly running into Donny as he finally came out of his lab with a book of=over his face, he plopped back down on the couch and opened his Pepsi. He had just taken a drink when he noticed the show had returned while he was gone. He took a big bite of pizza, and another huge drink as the security camera clips began. The first one was too fuzzy, and he rolled his eyes and downed the rest of his Pepsi. Before he was able to swallow, however, the next video caught his eye. Raph spit out Pepsi and yelled "Leoooo!!!!!!!"
His three brothers ran in, covered in various amounts of pizza and weapons drawn. They looked around the room for bad guys, then for Raph. They found him kneeling in front of the t.v., recording whatever was on. He turned around, wide-eyed. "Leo, did you see that?"
"See what?" Leo asked warily, suddenly fearful for his brother's sanity.
"Us! Leo did you see us? And them, the, the Other ones? Did you see them?" Raph got up and reached for the remote as a commercial came on again. He got the tape to rewind, and then played it for his brothers.
~~Four figures in trench coats and hats came up on some gang members robbing a computer store. The figures came up behind the gang and drew their weapons, a bo, two katana, nunchucas, and two sai. The one with the bo tapped one of the robbers with it and when he turned around, knocked him out. The other gang members turned around and tried to fight them off. The gang outnumbered them about five to one, but within seconds, their number was cut in half. It was at this point that one of the trench-coated figures noticed the camera. He threw his sai at it, but not before it had a clear shot of his face. His turtle face with a red eye-mask. The tape then cut to a different clip. This one was in the lobby of an apartment building. Two men were sitting on a bench as a woman in dark furs came in with several shopping bags. The got up and followed her to an elevator and as the doors opened, they caught her. One wrapped his arms around her and another took her bags. She struggled. But could not get away. They began to drag her to an open door marked 'staff only' when five figures, two wearing long coats and hats, three wearing regular clothes and hats, surrounded them, coming from out of nowhere. The five over powered them after a quick struggle, three of them lost their hats. One was another turtle, this one with long dark hair, one a tabby cat, and one some sort of lizard. The two men had weapons a gun and a knife, but the five others had weapons as well. Crude, homemade looking weapons, but they were effective over the attackers. The Rich-looking woman turned to look at her saviors and promptly fainted. The girl turtle rolled her eyes and noticed the security camera. As the four others put the woman's bags next to her, drug the man through the open door and jammed it shut, and called, presumably, the cops, she came over to the camera, pulled her weapon, a large knife, homemade out of sheet metal, it looked like, and slammed it through the camera.~~ At this, Raph's tape cut off. He hit stop, and turned to his brothers. All three of them were wide-eyed, and had dropped their weapons to their sides. Michelangelo cleared his throat. "Was that a bunch of girl mutants?"
The other three just stared at the t.v.
(This is the RE-re-posted version, as the first one(two) was severely fucked up.
The Author~*)
