My Balamb Garden of Whateva!

Disclaimer: I don't own FFVIII or the song "United States of Whatever" by Liam Lynch.

     Squall Leonhart was living the good life.  He was the headmaster of Balamb Garden which meant he got to order everyone around and had his hot girlfriend Rinoa.  Yes, life was on a high.  He was thinking about the people that were mean and annoying to him now had to look up to him.  In fact Squall was so happy he could just sing…that is, if no one was looking.   Squall looked around his office and saw no one in sight.  He turned on his stereo and music started to play.  He nodded his head and starts to dance to the music.  He unknowingly he bumps the intercom, loudspeaker button and starts to sing…

I went down to the quad and this girl saw my scar, and was all like 'Ewwww!' and I'm like 'whatever!'
Then fan girl comes up to me and she's all like 'Hey... aren't you that dude....' and I'm like 'Yeah, whatever!'
So later, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like 'Show me your "gunblade"' and I'm like 'yeah, whatever!'
Cause this is my Balamb Garden of Whatever
And this is my Balamb Garden of Whatever
And this is my Balmb Garden of Whatever

~In the cafeteria~

     Meanwhile the whole Garden is listening not knowing to be afraid of Squall's out of characterness or to fall on the ground laughing

"Oh my god is that Squall?!" Rinoa shrieked.

"…its sounds like him." Zell added.

"Let's go up to the office to see what's going on." Selphie said.

     They all nodded and headed up to the office  with the students of the Garden following close behind.

~*Squall's Office*~

     Squall's so into the song he jumps onto his desk and uses his Gunblade as a guitar.

And then its 3am I'm on the corner wearing my leather and Seifer comes up to me and says 'Hey puberty boy' and I'm like, 'Yeah, whatever!'
Then, I'm past curfew and in Rinoa's room and Garden Faculty barges in and he's like ' Hey I thought I told you...' and 'I'm like, yeah, whatever!'
Then, up comes Zell and he's like 'Yo, Squall, want a hotdog?' and I'm like 'whatever'.

Cause this is my Balmb Garden of Whatever
And this is my Balamb Garden of Whatever
And this is my Balamb Garden of Whatever

     Rinoa and co. come into the office and stare at Squall strumming his Gunblade (aka guitar).  Squall turns around and pales as he sees the whole Garden staring at him. Everyone's speechless until Zell breaks the silence.

"I always wondered why he said 'whatever' so much."

AN: Hehe please review! ^_^